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A schmeckel is worth $1,48 💎 In crypto from 2014 🪐 Lives near The Zygirion Simulation 🧬 “Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science”
Imagine Bitcoin is so expensive now a country only adds them six at a time to their stash cryptopotato.com/el-salvador-...
El Salvador Buys the Dip: Adds 6 More BTC to Its Holdings
El Salvador purchased 6 BTC in a single day, defying IMF calls to halt its Bitcoin strategy and boosting its reserves to 6,111 BTC.
cryptopotato.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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You might have caught wind of our brilliant new efficiency plan! Forget far-off wars, we're bringing the action right to our doorstep in Greenland, Canada, and Mexico. Much more budget-friendly! Plus, our troops can enjoy a nice weekend getaway at home.
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
XRP or ADA, what has a bigger future?
December 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
When will Bitcoin hit $150k?
December 13, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Bitcoin hits $100k!
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed"
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
The world awaits $100,000 #Bitcoin
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
And free crypto to the masses...
Breaking: US Government to slash funding! 🚫💰 No more scholarships for poor kids, climate action, social support or violence reduction training. Diversity? Inclusion? Innovation? Not on our watch! 🦅🇺🇸 #BudgetCuts #NoMoreFreebies
November 25, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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One of the new genius staff of #DOGE asked how the Democrats—who rig elections, control viruses and the weather, while secretly running government—keep losing elections to halfwits. Congrats to my staff member who is now chief astronaut of our one-way Pluto mission! 🚀 #PromotedToSpace #SpaceX
November 23, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Liking this....
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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Donald and I really vibe--what can I say? Growing up in apartheid South Africa was the perfect prep course for our friendship 💁‍♂️
Donald and Elon can’t get enough of each other.
“Elon is probably the only other man in the world who can truly relate to President Trump,” said one person who’s watched them interact.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Alt coins starting to properly move now.
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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The President-elect told me last night I'm the son he always wanted. He says his actual sons give off major Tom and Greg from #Succession vibes. I hope he doesn't think I'm Kendall.
Trump expected to attend Starship launch with Elon Musk
Reports that president-elect will go to SpaceX event show how close his relationship now is with Elon Musk
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 19, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Seems like the sky is the limit here.
Bitcoin is aiming for $110K
The cryptocurrency market is down 0.5% in 24 hours to $3.08 trillion.
www.fxstreet.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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🎯 Our efficiency roadmap:
Step 1: Fire everyone we don't like
Step 2: Fire the people who hired them
Step 3: Fire elected politicians we don't like
Step 4: Peak efficiency
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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🤔 Our genius cost-cutting advice to POTUS: Replace all government meals with $5 takeaways. Who needs nutrition when you can have budget savings? Next up: Replace all office chairs with cardboard boxes! 📦 #GovernmentEfficiency #BargainBrain 🤡 www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-share...
RFK Jr. Shares McDonald’s With Trump After Trashing His Diet
Kennedy has frequently called out McDonald’s french fries for being made with what he believes are harmful ingredients.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
A schmeckel is worth $1,48.
November 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM