The Cutest Eldritch Abomination
@cryptidvt.bsky.social
Black Disabled VArtist
18+
🔞MINORS DNI🔞
Miners are safe tho
I'm under your closet--Wait...
18+
🔞MINORS DNI🔞
Miners are safe tho
I'm under your closet--Wait...
Fucking hell art block is miserable. I have so many things I want to work on.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Fucking hell art block is miserable. I have so many things I want to work on.
Reposted by The Cutest Eldritch Abomination
I saw this AI image shared in a Discord I'm in & was inspired to make the real thing. There are a LOT of fake crochet patterns out there, I wanted to give (especially beginners) a real pattern instead. Support real artists making real work, not AI.
Get it FREE: ko-fi.com/s/cdf844790c
#noai #art
Get it FREE: ko-fi.com/s/cdf844790c
#noai #art
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I saw this AI image shared in a Discord I'm in & was inspired to make the real thing. There are a LOT of fake crochet patterns out there, I wanted to give (especially beginners) a real pattern instead. Support real artists making real work, not AI.
Get it FREE: ko-fi.com/s/cdf844790c
#noai #art
Get it FREE: ko-fi.com/s/cdf844790c
#noai #art
Im gonna say it: "If they make a live action Hercules and Beyonce is anywhere near it I'm not watching it. She could breathe in the same studio they record and I'm turning it off."
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Im gonna say it: "If they make a live action Hercules and Beyonce is anywhere near it I'm not watching it. She could breathe in the same studio they record and I'm turning it off."
All of my systems are nervous and none of my executives are functioning. One may be dead...I blame a certain clown.
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
All of my systems are nervous and none of my executives are functioning. One may be dead...I blame a certain clown.
If they really want me to be impressed with remodeling the white house I'd love to see everyone involved paint the ceiling. Call it a team building exercise.
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If they really want me to be impressed with remodeling the white house I'd love to see everyone involved paint the ceiling. Call it a team building exercise.
CSP BETTER COUNT YO DAYS
CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS FOR FLAGS BEFORE THEY PURGE YOUR CLOUD
CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS FOR FLAGS BEFORE THEY PURGE YOUR CLOUD
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
CSP BETTER COUNT YO DAYS
CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS FOR FLAGS BEFORE THEY PURGE YOUR CLOUD
CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS FOR FLAGS BEFORE THEY PURGE YOUR CLOUD
Thinking about hosting a monthly art challenge where an artist is given a vtuber tagline and has to draw what THEY think that vtuber looks like. Any interested?
October 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thinking about hosting a monthly art challenge where an artist is given a vtuber tagline and has to draw what THEY think that vtuber looks like. Any interested?
Shallots are just onions that were told were special growing up.
October 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Shallots are just onions that were told were special growing up.
It's the Nobel PEACE Prize you dumb moldy orange carcass. Not the Nobel "I begged for it harder" Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's the Nobel PEACE Prize you dumb moldy orange carcass. Not the Nobel "I begged for it harder" Prize.
Since bsky has agreed that I am an adult I can fully say:
Mike DeWine is a cuck and can bite my ass.
Full stop.
Mike DeWine is a cuck and can bite my ass.
Full stop.
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Since bsky has agreed that I am an adult I can fully say:
Mike DeWine is a cuck and can bite my ass.
Full stop.
Mike DeWine is a cuck and can bite my ass.
Full stop.
Morning. I'm being a hooker today.
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Morning. I'm being a hooker today.
Morning... Go do crime. Don't get caught.
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Morning... Go do crime. Don't get caught.
Why am I attempting to animate again
September 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Why am I attempting to animate again
Morning. Trying to avoid going back to the ER
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Morning. Trying to avoid going back to the ER
Me: "I feel weird."
Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "But what if I don't need to?'
Second Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "... nah."
Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "But what if I don't need to?'
Second Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "... nah."
September 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me: "I feel weird."
Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "But what if I don't need to?'
Second Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "... nah."
Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "But what if I don't need to?'
Second Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "... nah."
Watching a romantic cdrama:
"Why are all these dudes so distracted from their wives by puss?! I don't get it... maybe it's the ace in me talking.. actually I don't have an ace in me that's kind of the point of being ace..."
"Why are all these dudes so distracted from their wives by puss?! I don't get it... maybe it's the ace in me talking.. actually I don't have an ace in me that's kind of the point of being ace..."
September 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Watching a romantic cdrama:
"Why are all these dudes so distracted from their wives by puss?! I don't get it... maybe it's the ace in me talking.. actually I don't have an ace in me that's kind of the point of being ace..."
"Why are all these dudes so distracted from their wives by puss?! I don't get it... maybe it's the ace in me talking.. actually I don't have an ace in me that's kind of the point of being ace..."
Make a band singular:
1 Pilot
1 Pilot
Make a band singular:
Matchbox One
Matchbox One
Make a band singular:
1 Door Down
1 Door Down
September 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Make a band singular:
1 Pilot
1 Pilot
Morning. Started my new meds. So far so good! No immediate reaction
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Morning. Started my new meds. So far so good! No immediate reaction
Remember everyone. If cops ask for tips: "I'm blind in my left ear" got it? The last snitch didn't get paid
September 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Remember everyone. If cops ask for tips: "I'm blind in my left ear" got it? The last snitch didn't get paid
Morning.
September 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Morning.
REDHEART YOU BETTER COUNT YO MUTHERFUCKIN DAYS >:[
September 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
REDHEART YOU BETTER COUNT YO MUTHERFUCKIN DAYS >:[
Should be starting my new MS meds very soon. I'm excited. Hopefully I'll start having more energy to move around and get things done.
September 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Should be starting my new MS meds very soon. I'm excited. Hopefully I'll start having more energy to move around and get things done.
Labubus are just Trolls but uglier and with less personality. Fight me.
August 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Labubus are just Trolls but uglier and with less personality. Fight me.
Sometimes when I'm really bored I look for bad photoshops on Amazon.
August 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes when I'm really bored I look for bad photoshops on Amazon.
I'm hilarious
August 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm hilarious