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I'd have lost day one!
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I'd have lost day one!
The build up is almost better than the result!
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The build up is almost better than the result!
I almost went with desperate Soap, but I needed him cocky and mean. It'll make it so much better when he finally breaks! 🤭
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I almost went with desperate Soap, but I needed him cocky and mean. It'll make it so much better when he finally breaks! 🤭
Simon groans, hand speeding up as he strips it up and down his throbbing cock. He finishes in record time, spilling over his own fist. He can’t help himself in the throes of desire, licking through the mess and whining at the knowledge that it isn’t Johnny’s.
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Simon groans, hand speeding up as he strips it up and down his throbbing cock. He finishes in record time, spilling over his own fist. He can’t help himself in the throes of desire, licking through the mess and whining at the knowledge that it isn’t Johnny’s.
Wants to gather it all on his tongue and show him how well he can hold it there until he’s given permission to swallow his morsel.
/Ping/
🧼: Think I’m doin just fine taking care of myself. See ye tomorrow LT --
/Ping/
🧼: Think I’m doin just fine taking care of myself. See ye tomorrow LT --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Wants to gather it all on his tongue and show him how well he can hold it there until he’s given permission to swallow his morsel.
/Ping/
🧼: Think I’m doin just fine taking care of myself. See ye tomorrow LT --
/Ping/
🧼: Think I’m doin just fine taking care of myself. See ye tomorrow LT --
He gets his answer as another image comes through.
Simon lets out a cursed moan as his eyes rove over Johnny’s open hand, streaked with ropes of white. He wants to lick it clean. Wants to know what he tastes like. --
Simon lets out a cursed moan as his eyes rove over Johnny’s open hand, streaked with ropes of white. He wants to lick it clean. Wants to know what he tastes like. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He gets his answer as another image comes through.
Simon lets out a cursed moan as his eyes rove over Johnny’s open hand, streaked with ropes of white. He wants to lick it clean. Wants to know what he tastes like. --
Simon lets out a cursed moan as his eyes rove over Johnny’s open hand, streaked with ropes of white. He wants to lick it clean. Wants to know what he tastes like. --
Will he look him in the eye, waiting to see Simon come? Will he take him from behind, watching Simon’s arse bounce on each thrust?
What about when he comes? Will he moan out Simon’s name? Curse? Whine? Will he make a mess of him? Is he making a mess /now/? --
What about when he comes? Will he moan out Simon’s name? Curse? Whine? Will he make a mess of him? Is he making a mess /now/? --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Will he look him in the eye, waiting to see Simon come? Will he take him from behind, watching Simon’s arse bounce on each thrust?
What about when he comes? Will he moan out Simon’s name? Curse? Whine? Will he make a mess of him? Is he making a mess /now/? --
What about when he comes? Will he moan out Simon’s name? Curse? Whine? Will he make a mess of him? Is he making a mess /now/? --
away from his cock to reply.
What does he look like, as he pleasures himself? What will he look like when Simon is the one giving him that? Will his eyes slip shut as he fucks into his needy arse? --
What does he look like, as he pleasures himself? What will he look like when Simon is the one giving him that? Will his eyes slip shut as he fucks into his needy arse? --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
away from his cock to reply.
What does he look like, as he pleasures himself? What will he look like when Simon is the one giving him that? Will his eyes slip shut as he fucks into his needy arse? --
What does he look like, as he pleasures himself? What will he look like when Simon is the one giving him that? Will his eyes slip shut as he fucks into his needy arse? --
💀: Don’t know what you mean. Simply inviting you to put yourself out of your misery
Maybe he needs more of a push. He taps on the second picture he’d sent the others and sends it. Johnny takes longer with this one, and Simon wonders if he can’t pull his hand --
Maybe he needs more of a push. He taps on the second picture he’d sent the others and sends it. Johnny takes longer with this one, and Simon wonders if he can’t pull his hand --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
💀: Don’t know what you mean. Simply inviting you to put yourself out of your misery
Maybe he needs more of a push. He taps on the second picture he’d sent the others and sends it. Johnny takes longer with this one, and Simon wonders if he can’t pull his hand --
Maybe he needs more of a push. He taps on the second picture he’d sent the others and sends it. Johnny takes longer with this one, and Simon wonders if he can’t pull his hand --
But the thought of Johnny's smug face as he watches him drool and beg at his feet stops him.
He hasn't /earned/ that. He made things difficult and he'll be damned if he gives the smug bastard what he wants. --
He hasn't /earned/ that. He made things difficult and he'll be damned if he gives the smug bastard what he wants. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
But the thought of Johnny's smug face as he watches him drool and beg at his feet stops him.
He hasn't /earned/ that. He made things difficult and he'll be damned if he gives the smug bastard what he wants. --
He hasn't /earned/ that. He made things difficult and he'll be damned if he gives the smug bastard what he wants. --
Why deny any of them further?
Another ping startles him, revealing how close he was to coming as he mindlessly stroked himself.
🧼: Sounds like surrender ta me
It's a tempting thought, being the first to break. Seems logical. Why not call it and take what he wants? --
Another ping startles him, revealing how close he was to coming as he mindlessly stroked himself.
🧼: Sounds like surrender ta me
It's a tempting thought, being the first to break. Seems logical. Why not call it and take what he wants? --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Why deny any of them further?
Another ping startles him, revealing how close he was to coming as he mindlessly stroked himself.
🧼: Sounds like surrender ta me
It's a tempting thought, being the first to break. Seems logical. Why not call it and take what he wants? --
Another ping startles him, revealing how close he was to coming as he mindlessly stroked himself.
🧼: Sounds like surrender ta me
It's a tempting thought, being the first to break. Seems logical. Why not call it and take what he wants? --
But Johnny is a stubborn bastard- Simon knew that from the start- how long is he going to actually hold out though? This is getting ridiculous. How long is Simon supposed to suffer? What is his crime? Offering himself to them freely? --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
But Johnny is a stubborn bastard- Simon knew that from the start- how long is he going to actually hold out though? This is getting ridiculous. How long is Simon supposed to suffer? What is his crime? Offering himself to them freely? --
💀: I think I've given you plenty for your imagination to run wild. Hasn't seemed to motivate you to come see more
There. A real admittance to what they all know. The ball's in his court, as it has been from the start. --
There. A real admittance to what they all know. The ball's in his court, as it has been from the start. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
💀: I think I've given you plenty for your imagination to run wild. Hasn't seemed to motivate you to come see more
There. A real admittance to what they all know. The ball's in his court, as it has been from the start. --
There. A real admittance to what they all know. The ball's in his court, as it has been from the start. --
He waits with bated breath, as the dots reappear.
🧼: I'd say you got what you've earned
Simon groans, want filling his gut as his cock throbs. Why he thought Johnny would be merciful is beyond him. He's pushed him to the edge, and now he's getting his just desserts. --
🧼: I'd say you got what you've earned
Simon groans, want filling his gut as his cock throbs. Why he thought Johnny would be merciful is beyond him. He's pushed him to the edge, and now he's getting his just desserts. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He waits with bated breath, as the dots reappear.
🧼: I'd say you got what you've earned
Simon groans, want filling his gut as his cock throbs. Why he thought Johnny would be merciful is beyond him. He's pushed him to the edge, and now he's getting his just desserts. --
🧼: I'd say you got what you've earned
Simon groans, want filling his gut as his cock throbs. Why he thought Johnny would be merciful is beyond him. He's pushed him to the edge, and now he's getting his just desserts. --
His thumb hovers over the keyboard, but he can't think of what to say.
Another text.
🧼: There. Now we're even
Well, that's not quite true.
💀: I wouldn't say that. Not a lot to see here. I'd say I've got the short end of the stick --
Another text.
🧼: There. Now we're even
Well, that's not quite true.
💀: I wouldn't say that. Not a lot to see here. I'd say I've got the short end of the stick --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
His thumb hovers over the keyboard, but he can't think of what to say.
Another text.
🧼: There. Now we're even
Well, that's not quite true.
💀: I wouldn't say that. Not a lot to see here. I'd say I've got the short end of the stick --
Another text.
🧼: There. Now we're even
Well, that's not quite true.
💀: I wouldn't say that. Not a lot to see here. I'd say I've got the short end of the stick --
Johnny's hand- one he would recognize anywhere- rests on the waistband, pulling it down enough to see the root of his cock, a thick patch of hair framing it.
Simon's mouth waters again, his grip tightening around himself as blood rushes south. --
Simon's mouth waters again, his grip tightening around himself as blood rushes south. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Johnny's hand- one he would recognize anywhere- rests on the waistband, pulling it down enough to see the root of his cock, a thick patch of hair framing it.
Simon's mouth waters again, his grip tightening around himself as blood rushes south. --
Simon's mouth waters again, his grip tightening around himself as blood rushes south. --
🧼: If that's what you want to call it
Simon snorts, trying to figure out how to swing the banter back around to proper teasing when an image comes through.
His breath hitches at the sight of an impressively thick bulge straining against a white jock strap. --
Simon snorts, trying to figure out how to swing the banter back around to proper teasing when an image comes through.
His breath hitches at the sight of an impressively thick bulge straining against a white jock strap. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
🧼: If that's what you want to call it
Simon snorts, trying to figure out how to swing the banter back around to proper teasing when an image comes through.
His breath hitches at the sight of an impressively thick bulge straining against a white jock strap. --
Simon snorts, trying to figure out how to swing the banter back around to proper teasing when an image comes through.
His breath hitches at the sight of an impressively thick bulge straining against a white jock strap. --
💀: Unless you want to keep it for some reason
He waits, wondering if Johnny will fess up. He hasn't outright said he knows about The Bet to him yet, not like he has with the others.
🧼: Maybe I will. If ye don't mind me havin it
💀: Collecting blackmail, aye? --
He waits, wondering if Johnny will fess up. He hasn't outright said he knows about The Bet to him yet, not like he has with the others.
🧼: Maybe I will. If ye don't mind me havin it
💀: Collecting blackmail, aye? --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
💀: Unless you want to keep it for some reason
He waits, wondering if Johnny will fess up. He hasn't outright said he knows about The Bet to him yet, not like he has with the others.
🧼: Maybe I will. If ye don't mind me havin it
💀: Collecting blackmail, aye? --
He waits, wondering if Johnny will fess up. He hasn't outright said he knows about The Bet to him yet, not like he has with the others.
🧼: Maybe I will. If ye don't mind me havin it
💀: Collecting blackmail, aye? --
Is he trying to resist doing so? So many questions and those three dots are still sitting there. Until-
🧼: So yer playin dirty now?
Simon grins, letting go of himself to reply.
💀: Like I said, wrong number. You can just delete it
He waits a moment, then sends another. --
🧼: So yer playin dirty now?
Simon grins, letting go of himself to reply.
💀: Like I said, wrong number. You can just delete it
He waits a moment, then sends another. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Is he trying to resist doing so? So many questions and those three dots are still sitting there. Until-
🧼: So yer playin dirty now?
Simon grins, letting go of himself to reply.
💀: Like I said, wrong number. You can just delete it
He waits a moment, then sends another. --
🧼: So yer playin dirty now?
Simon grins, letting go of himself to reply.
💀: Like I said, wrong number. You can just delete it
He waits a moment, then sends another. --
This message is seen as quickly as the first and seems like it will be ignored as well, until finally, three dots pop up.
He waits patiently for him to work out a reply, going back to leisurely stroking himself as he does. Is Johnny touching himself too? --
He waits patiently for him to work out a reply, going back to leisurely stroking himself as he does. Is Johnny touching himself too? --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This message is seen as quickly as the first and seems like it will be ignored as well, until finally, three dots pop up.
He waits patiently for him to work out a reply, going back to leisurely stroking himself as he does. Is Johnny touching himself too? --
He waits patiently for him to work out a reply, going back to leisurely stroking himself as he does. Is Johnny touching himself too? --
He sees when Soap opens the message, but several long minutes pass without anything further. Not wanting to let Johnny easily brush it off, he types a quick message.
💀: Sorry. Wrong number
He waits, imagining Johnny's scoff at such an obvious lie. --
💀: Sorry. Wrong number
He waits, imagining Johnny's scoff at such an obvious lie. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He sees when Soap opens the message, but several long minutes pass without anything further. Not wanting to let Johnny easily brush it off, he types a quick message.
💀: Sorry. Wrong number
He waits, imagining Johnny's scoff at such an obvious lie. --
💀: Sorry. Wrong number
He waits, imagining Johnny's scoff at such an obvious lie. --
He snatches his phone back up, giving himself some quick tugs. More pre beads at the tip and he opens his grasp, letting his cock lay in his palm. He snaps a pic and sends it, holding himself while he waits for a reply. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He snatches his phone back up, giving himself some quick tugs. More pre beads at the tip and he opens his grasp, letting his cock lay in his palm. He snaps a pic and sends it, holding himself while he waits for a reply. --
He /has/ sent pictures to the others and no one's kicked in his door to forfeit yet. Soap is a strong, capable sergeant. He should be able to easily withstand such an easy temptation.
Besides, Simon wants to see what he'll do regardless. --
Besides, Simon wants to see what he'll do regardless. --
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He /has/ sent pictures to the others and no one's kicked in his door to forfeit yet. Soap is a strong, capable sergeant. He should be able to easily withstand such an easy temptation.
Besides, Simon wants to see what he'll do regardless. --
Besides, Simon wants to see what he'll do regardless. --