Crypticshock
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This dude on CBC wants to use Netherlands as an example for Toronto transportation. We live in North America. We live in a society where the automobile is king.
Our cities are not walkable. We have massive parking. We don’t have public transport like the Netherlands. They have a real train system.
Our cities are not walkable. We have massive parking. We don’t have public transport like the Netherlands. They have a real train system.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This dude on CBC wants to use Netherlands as an example for Toronto transportation. We live in North America. We live in a society where the automobile is king.
Our cities are not walkable. We have massive parking. We don’t have public transport like the Netherlands. They have a real train system.
Our cities are not walkable. We have massive parking. We don’t have public transport like the Netherlands. They have a real train system.
I will never understand why Ontario is banning speed cameras. Now there is zero incentive to reduce speeds. Might as well take down the signs around school zones and playgrounds.
Just let drivers decide what the speed is on a street. It will be fine. 80 in a 40 zone… it is fine.
Just let drivers decide what the speed is on a street. It will be fine. 80 in a 40 zone… it is fine.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I will never understand why Ontario is banning speed cameras. Now there is zero incentive to reduce speeds. Might as well take down the signs around school zones and playgrounds.
Just let drivers decide what the speed is on a street. It will be fine. 80 in a 40 zone… it is fine.
Just let drivers decide what the speed is on a street. It will be fine. 80 in a 40 zone… it is fine.
MAGA grew up hating Pizza…
Now they are living in a world were they are ok with pizza but only with certain toppings.
In this scenario, toppings mean age. 5 toppings is bad. 15 toppings thou… well, Megyn Kelly is ok with 15 toppings.
Now they are living in a world were they are ok with pizza but only with certain toppings.
In this scenario, toppings mean age. 5 toppings is bad. 15 toppings thou… well, Megyn Kelly is ok with 15 toppings.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
MAGA grew up hating Pizza…
Now they are living in a world were they are ok with pizza but only with certain toppings.
In this scenario, toppings mean age. 5 toppings is bad. 15 toppings thou… well, Megyn Kelly is ok with 15 toppings.
Now they are living in a world were they are ok with pizza but only with certain toppings.
In this scenario, toppings mean age. 5 toppings is bad. 15 toppings thou… well, Megyn Kelly is ok with 15 toppings.
USA: The President is looking sus in a pedo network.
Canada: A man steals a bus, takes it for a ride, follows the route, takes on passengers, denies someone getting on with an expired bus pass and returns the bus without a scratch.
Canada: A man steals a bus, takes it for a ride, follows the route, takes on passengers, denies someone getting on with an expired bus pass and returns the bus without a scratch.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
USA: The President is looking sus in a pedo network.
Canada: A man steals a bus, takes it for a ride, follows the route, takes on passengers, denies someone getting on with an expired bus pass and returns the bus without a scratch.
Canada: A man steals a bus, takes it for a ride, follows the route, takes on passengers, denies someone getting on with an expired bus pass and returns the bus without a scratch.
I can’t believe people are still watching this. They will never be better until they find out that NHL games are 3 periods, 20 minutes each.
All season they’ve taken at least one period off.
They got insanely lucky shot% and managed a few comeback wins.
They are worse then their record
#GoHabsGo
All season they’ve taken at least one period off.
They got insanely lucky shot% and managed a few comeback wins.
They are worse then their record
#GoHabsGo
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t believe people are still watching this. They will never be better until they find out that NHL games are 3 periods, 20 minutes each.
All season they’ve taken at least one period off.
They got insanely lucky shot% and managed a few comeback wins.
They are worse then their record
#GoHabsGo
All season they’ve taken at least one period off.
They got insanely lucky shot% and managed a few comeback wins.
They are worse then their record
#GoHabsGo
I have a hate/love relationship about being right about the Habs.
8PM is pass their bedtime.
#GoHabsGo
8PM is pass their bedtime.
#GoHabsGo
The Habs got 14 shots in one period? Well… fuck me, I am not going to watch the second because they are going to sleep better that an Egyptian mummy and get 2 shots and Dallas will get 17.
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have a hate/love relationship about being right about the Habs.
8PM is pass their bedtime.
#GoHabsGo
8PM is pass their bedtime.
#GoHabsGo
Aww. Habs on TSN means Ford’s commercial with Carey Price where is monotone voice puts you to sleep between periods.
Yes, Carey, you started a trend… of naps.
#GoHabsGo
Yes, Carey, you started a trend… of naps.
#GoHabsGo
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Aww. Habs on TSN means Ford’s commercial with Carey Price where is monotone voice puts you to sleep between periods.
Yes, Carey, you started a trend… of naps.
#GoHabsGo
Yes, Carey, you started a trend… of naps.
#GoHabsGo
The Habs got 14 shots in one period? Well… fuck me, I am not going to watch the second because they are going to sleep better that an Egyptian mummy and get 2 shots and Dallas will get 17.
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Habs got 14 shots in one period? Well… fuck me, I am not going to watch the second because they are going to sleep better that an Egyptian mummy and get 2 shots and Dallas will get 17.
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I am writing to alert you that you misspelt Epstein’s Distraction Noodle. No one knows what this spear thing is.
BREAKING: US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announces start of military operation “Operation Southern Spear” day after Trump is implicated multiple times with Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I am writing to alert you that you misspelt Epstein’s Distraction Noodle. No one knows what this spear thing is.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"The head of the Sour Puss liqueur brand says he had no choice but to move part of the production line north of the border to Montreal amid the Canada-U.S. trade war."
"Nearly 98 per cent of the 1M bottles sold by the company last year were in Canada, amounting to Canadian sales of $23 million."
"Nearly 98 per cent of the 1M bottles sold by the company last year were in Canada, amounting to Canadian sales of $23 million."
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"The head of the Sour Puss liqueur brand says he had no choice but to move part of the production line north of the border to Montreal amid the Canada-U.S. trade war."
"Nearly 98 per cent of the 1M bottles sold by the company last year were in Canada, amounting to Canadian sales of $23 million."
"Nearly 98 per cent of the 1M bottles sold by the company last year were in Canada, amounting to Canadian sales of $23 million."
Blockbuster’s State of Local Commerce says that the American economy is the best it has ever been. It is so great that all of their stores barely pay rent because the prices are so low. So low.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Blockbuster’s State of Local Commerce says that the American economy is the best it has ever been. It is so great that all of their stores barely pay rent because the prices are so low. So low.
If the files are nothing. If it proves he did no wrong. If the files show he did nothing and fully exonerates him… then there is no harm in releasing them.
If current shit storm going on with trying to get people to take back their signature was anything… it is almost saying he is guilty.
If current shit storm going on with trying to get people to take back their signature was anything… it is almost saying he is guilty.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If the files are nothing. If it proves he did no wrong. If the files show he did nothing and fully exonerates him… then there is no harm in releasing them.
If current shit storm going on with trying to get people to take back their signature was anything… it is almost saying he is guilty.
If current shit storm going on with trying to get people to take back their signature was anything… it is almost saying he is guilty.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am a tad bit confused…
Why the fuck would you employ 3F 2D on a 5on3 when you always use 4F 1D on 5on4??? …and you don’t sit up for point shot bombs…
#GoHabsGo
Why the fuck would you employ 3F 2D on a 5on3 when you always use 4F 1D on 5on4??? …and you don’t sit up for point shot bombs…
#GoHabsGo
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am a tad bit confused…
Why the fuck would you employ 3F 2D on a 5on3 when you always use 4F 1D on 5on4??? …and you don’t sit up for point shot bombs…
#GoHabsGo
Why the fuck would you employ 3F 2D on a 5on3 when you always use 4F 1D on 5on4??? …and you don’t sit up for point shot bombs…
#GoHabsGo
You buy a house when you are 15 and still paying on it when you retire…
“It is not even a big deal…” - says a billionaire.
“It is not even a big deal…” - says a billionaire.
INGRAHAM: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?
TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You buy a house when you are 15 and still paying on it when you retire…
“It is not even a big deal…” - says a billionaire.
“It is not even a big deal…” - says a billionaire.
Is the “game that changed the season” for the Oilers.
Down 3-1. Down 4-2. Take a penalty late and score the game tying goal on a bounce that only magic can do… then win it in overtime.
Down 3-1. Down 4-2. Take a penalty late and score the game tying goal on a bounce that only magic can do… then win it in overtime.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is the “game that changed the season” for the Oilers.
Down 3-1. Down 4-2. Take a penalty late and score the game tying goal on a bounce that only magic can do… then win it in overtime.
Down 3-1. Down 4-2. Take a penalty late and score the game tying goal on a bounce that only magic can do… then win it in overtime.
Oilers tied it in the last minute while shorthanded???
What a lucky bounce…
What a lucky bounce…
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Oilers tied it in the last minute while shorthanded???
What a lucky bounce…
What a lucky bounce…
I am so tired of the @wwe and @netflix.com censoring bad words…
For the love of fuck… this isn’t Saturday cartoons. When WWE moved to Netflix they said the WWE would be able to do what it wants.
…and here we are, several months in and they still bleep out every poopy cock from the fans.
For the love of fuck… this isn’t Saturday cartoons. When WWE moved to Netflix they said the WWE would be able to do what it wants.
…and here we are, several months in and they still bleep out every poopy cock from the fans.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am so tired of the @wwe and @netflix.com censoring bad words…
For the love of fuck… this isn’t Saturday cartoons. When WWE moved to Netflix they said the WWE would be able to do what it wants.
…and here we are, several months in and they still bleep out every poopy cock from the fans.
For the love of fuck… this isn’t Saturday cartoons. When WWE moved to Netflix they said the WWE would be able to do what it wants.
…and here we are, several months in and they still bleep out every poopy cock from the fans.
Fight is Edmonton and Columbus game…
Edmonton dude was getting lit up. Looked like he was trying to surrender over continuing the fight.
After about five more smacks the refs finally stepped in.
Edmonton player was leaking from the eye and possibly nose.
Nice job, refs.
Edmonton dude was getting lit up. Looked like he was trying to surrender over continuing the fight.
After about five more smacks the refs finally stepped in.
Edmonton player was leaking from the eye and possibly nose.
Nice job, refs.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Fight is Edmonton and Columbus game…
Edmonton dude was getting lit up. Looked like he was trying to surrender over continuing the fight.
After about five more smacks the refs finally stepped in.
Edmonton player was leaking from the eye and possibly nose.
Nice job, refs.
Edmonton dude was getting lit up. Looked like he was trying to surrender over continuing the fight.
After about five more smacks the refs finally stepped in.
Edmonton player was leaking from the eye and possibly nose.
Nice job, refs.
This right here is what I think of when I hear Americans get their undergarments all tight because Canadians booed their song about rockets and bombs.
It isn't the fucking flag/song that is being booed but the timid, deranged, tangerine king that is being booed.
It isn't the fucking flag/song that is being booed but the timid, deranged, tangerine king that is being booed.
Guy thinks the crowd was booing the troops and not Trump. Pure delusion.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This right here is what I think of when I hear Americans get their undergarments all tight because Canadians booed their song about rockets and bombs.
It isn't the fucking flag/song that is being booed but the timid, deranged, tangerine king that is being booed.
It isn't the fucking flag/song that is being booed but the timid, deranged, tangerine king that is being booed.
I, and say your name, declare that guy is a moron...
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I, and say your name, declare that guy is a moron...