Crypticshock
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It is no point to make the playoffs if you are completely futile vs the teams within your division...
...and the Habs are severely lacking a point for making the playoffs.
#GoHabsGo
9 shots against ... 3 goals against.
...and the Habs are severely lacking a point for making the playoffs.
#GoHabsGo
9 shots against ... 3 goals against.
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
It is no point to make the playoffs if you are completely futile vs the teams within your division...
...and the Habs are severely lacking a point for making the playoffs.
#GoHabsGo
9 shots against ... 3 goals against.
...and the Habs are severely lacking a point for making the playoffs.
#GoHabsGo
9 shots against ... 3 goals against.
If your team got very lucky and got the Habs for the first fifty games of the year... ensure that the same player recorded the first 1-2 shots of the game... boom - easiest 50 in 50 ever!
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If your team got very lucky and got the Habs for the first fifty games of the year... ensure that the same player recorded the first 1-2 shots of the game... boom - easiest 50 in 50 ever!
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
I would have tossed the milk crate he was standing on. If I was a coach and got that bullshit call, followed by another bullshit call on Hutson, I would have been tossed from the game.
These fucking referees need to be held to account or replaced by AI.
These fucking referees need to be held to account or replaced by AI.
Lane Hutson was penalized when Marcus Foligno tripped over his own feet, Marty St Louis was not pleased
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I would have tossed the milk crate he was standing on. If I was a coach and got that bullshit call, followed by another bullshit call on Hutson, I would have been tossed from the game.
These fucking referees need to be held to account or replaced by AI.
These fucking referees need to be held to account or replaced by AI.
Referees tried their best by creating two penalties against Lane Hutson out of thin air... and Goal Goalfield just said "Nope. Not tonight."
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Referees tried their best by creating two penalties against Lane Hutson out of thin air... and Goal Goalfield just said "Nope. Not tonight."
#GoHabsGo
#GoHabsGo
The United States foreign diplomacy is based on whether or not a country gave Donald Trump a reach around and a lollipop. Your elected officials are defending, siding with, a man that gets his wad in a knot because he wasn't given something that a former, black, president got.
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The United States foreign diplomacy is based on whether or not a country gave Donald Trump a reach around and a lollipop. Your elected officials are defending, siding with, a man that gets his wad in a knot because he wasn't given something that a former, black, president got.
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The Habs are currently the only NHL team with five players who’ve scored 40 points or more.
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The Habs are currently the only NHL team with five players who’ve scored 40 points or more.
Seems like my phone gave up on the game. Never got any goal horns. Looked down to see Habs win 6-5…
Then I look at the shots. Getting outshot 34-16 in three periods & taking it to overtime 5-5 is not hockey you want to be proud of. That is brutal. Thanks to Ottawa’s Goaltending.
#GoHabsGo
Then I look at the shots. Getting outshot 34-16 in three periods & taking it to overtime 5-5 is not hockey you want to be proud of. That is brutal. Thanks to Ottawa’s Goaltending.
#GoHabsGo
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Seems like my phone gave up on the game. Never got any goal horns. Looked down to see Habs win 6-5…
Then I look at the shots. Getting outshot 34-16 in three periods & taking it to overtime 5-5 is not hockey you want to be proud of. That is brutal. Thanks to Ottawa’s Goaltending.
#GoHabsGo
Then I look at the shots. Getting outshot 34-16 in three periods & taking it to overtime 5-5 is not hockey you want to be proud of. That is brutal. Thanks to Ottawa’s Goaltending.
#GoHabsGo
Montreal Canadiens hate the second period all season and like complete morons they set themselves to start the period on a 5on3 while up 2-0...
Well, it is now 2-2.
Great job. Always bet against the Habs holding a lead because they have zero clue how to hold a 2-0 lead.
#GoHabsGo
Well, it is now 2-2.
Great job. Always bet against the Habs holding a lead because they have zero clue how to hold a 2-0 lead.
#GoHabsGo
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Montreal Canadiens hate the second period all season and like complete morons they set themselves to start the period on a 5on3 while up 2-0...
Well, it is now 2-2.
Great job. Always bet against the Habs holding a lead because they have zero clue how to hold a 2-0 lead.
#GoHabsGo
Well, it is now 2-2.
Great job. Always bet against the Habs holding a lead because they have zero clue how to hold a 2-0 lead.
#GoHabsGo
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I am so tired of this fucking team. They get leads and then they just give it to the other team. Dumb penalty after dumb penalty. Now they are going down 5-on-3 because one of the oldest players doing the dumbest shit for no reason at all.
Rinse. Repeat. Refuse to learn.
#GoHabsGo
ps: 2nd period
Rinse. Repeat. Refuse to learn.
#GoHabsGo
ps: 2nd period
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I am so tired of this fucking team. They get leads and then they just give it to the other team. Dumb penalty after dumb penalty. Now they are going down 5-on-3 because one of the oldest players doing the dumbest shit for no reason at all.
Rinse. Repeat. Refuse to learn.
#GoHabsGo
ps: 2nd period
Rinse. Repeat. Refuse to learn.
#GoHabsGo
ps: 2nd period
Just finished His&Hers on Netflix… bravo on the ending… bravo!!! Haven’t felt an ending like that since Shawshank or Green Mile.
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Just finished His&Hers on Netflix… bravo on the ending… bravo!!! Haven’t felt an ending like that since Shawshank or Green Mile.
This Saturday is Hockey Day in Canada? Triple header. CGYvsNYI at 2:00ET. TORvsWPG and MTLvsOTT at 7:00ET. Then EDMvsVAN at 10:00ET.
Amazon Prime is like … “coming up this Saturday, the surging Toronto vs Winnipeg on Sportsnet”.
Least they Homer for someone in Canada, eh.
#GoHabsGo
Amazon Prime is like … “coming up this Saturday, the surging Toronto vs Winnipeg on Sportsnet”.
Least they Homer for someone in Canada, eh.
#GoHabsGo
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This Saturday is Hockey Day in Canada? Triple header. CGYvsNYI at 2:00ET. TORvsWPG and MTLvsOTT at 7:00ET. Then EDMvsVAN at 10:00ET.
Amazon Prime is like … “coming up this Saturday, the surging Toronto vs Winnipeg on Sportsnet”.
Least they Homer for someone in Canada, eh.
#GoHabsGo
Amazon Prime is like … “coming up this Saturday, the surging Toronto vs Winnipeg on Sportsnet”.
Least they Homer for someone in Canada, eh.
#GoHabsGo
Amazon Prime… you want Monday Night Hockey in Canada… you show the post game event after the “Canadian” teams wins.
Like Montreal interviewing the first star, then them signing the camera lens.
The little things can carry you a long way.
#GoHabsGo
Like Montreal interviewing the first star, then them signing the camera lens.
The little things can carry you a long way.
#GoHabsGo
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Amazon Prime… you want Monday Night Hockey in Canada… you show the post game event after the “Canadian” teams wins.
Like Montreal interviewing the first star, then them signing the camera lens.
The little things can carry you a long way.
#GoHabsGo
Like Montreal interviewing the first star, then them signing the camera lens.
The little things can carry you a long way.
#GoHabsGo
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Dobes needs to go down and work on his rebound control…
…Xhekaj what the fuck were you thinking just tossing a blind pass to the open ice in your own zone… you learn that shit when you are nine!
#GoHabsGo
…Xhekaj what the fuck were you thinking just tossing a blind pass to the open ice in your own zone… you learn that shit when you are nine!
#GoHabsGo
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Dobes needs to go down and work on his rebound control…
…Xhekaj what the fuck were you thinking just tossing a blind pass to the open ice in your own zone… you learn that shit when you are nine!
#GoHabsGo
…Xhekaj what the fuck were you thinking just tossing a blind pass to the open ice in your own zone… you learn that shit when you are nine!
#GoHabsGo