Our flame will never die.

I’ve seen more phish shows than Jerry.

Seeing more shows than another person does make you better than them. Don’t let them make you feel any less superior. They didn’t earn it. You did.

i love being able to sing, ‘inside your fuego, we keep it rolling’ because it’s the phish community that’s the heart and soul of what we do. we, phish, keep it rolling, but what we do is inside of your fuego. i like being able to think of that as we sing that line.

Real phish fans are called pheople.

Pls do not add me to any list, pack, roster, directory, horde, mob, litter, scum.

Buying a new bong that I will only use while reading everyone talk about much better this site is than twitter. *inhales* no no I promise it’s totally better it’s friendly and we talk about goose and how much better this is *exhales* I promise it’s better. It’s better mom it is.

i don’t trust any 1.0 dudes. all they know is clifford ball, fill they nalgene, strong arm dance, simp tweezer, earnest reply, and lie.

So I guess I’m allowed to post all my ridiculous memes here again.

I’m going to protect phish fans whether they like it or not.