Calvin Ruinard
@cruinard.bsky.social
Cruinard on most socials. Love dogs and MTG. He/him. Psych Nurse.
This deck is affectionately referred to as “Boros has a 61% win rate in powered cube.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This deck is affectionately referred to as “Boros has a 61% win rate in powered cube.”
You ever used the vaultborn tyrant trigger off of casting an Ulamog the Infinite Gyre to draw into an ancestral recall with one open mana? That’s what it feels like to chew 5 Gum.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You ever used the vaultborn tyrant trigger off of casting an Ulamog the Infinite Gyre to draw into an ancestral recall with one open mana? That’s what it feels like to chew 5 Gum.
Assert dominance.
Return Archon of Cruelty to hand to play Fallen Shinobi.
Return Archon of Cruelty to hand to play Fallen Shinobi.
a 3d model of a green and white yoshi
ALT: a 3d model of a green and white yoshi
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November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Assert dominance.
Return Archon of Cruelty to hand to play Fallen Shinobi.
Return Archon of Cruelty to hand to play Fallen Shinobi.
Jace the Mind Sculptor.
+2 instead of 0.
Leave the revealed card on top.
Steal it with Fallen Shinobi.
I don’t know how to edit a meme, so y’all fill in the gaps with the theater of the mind.
+2 instead of 0.
Leave the revealed card on top.
Steal it with Fallen Shinobi.
I don’t know how to edit a meme, so y’all fill in the gaps with the theater of the mind.
a man with his mouth open and a netflix logo on the bottom
ALT: a man with his mouth open and a netflix logo on the bottom
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November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Jace the Mind Sculptor.
+2 instead of 0.
Leave the revealed card on top.
Steal it with Fallen Shinobi.
I don’t know how to edit a meme, so y’all fill in the gaps with the theater of the mind.
+2 instead of 0.
Leave the revealed card on top.
Steal it with Fallen Shinobi.
I don’t know how to edit a meme, so y’all fill in the gaps with the theater of the mind.
“Oops! Forgot to block? Guess Fallen Shinobi is gonna find your planeswalker!”
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a paper clip with a face on it is sitting on top of a piece of paper .
ALT: a paper clip with a face on it is sitting on top of a piece of paper .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Oops! Forgot to block? Guess Fallen Shinobi is gonna find your planeswalker!”
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Spell Pierce a GSZ x=7 >>>>>>
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Spell Pierce a GSZ x=7 >>>>>>
Gut into Death Greeter Champ + Monstrous Rage.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Gut into Death Greeter Champ + Monstrous Rage.
Deeply mid. No embercleave. /s
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Deeply mid. No embercleave. /s
Absolutely opposite problem, Zo. I’m way too sober for this world.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Absolutely opposite problem, Zo. I’m way too sober for this world.
I can get behind that in a heartbeat
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I can get behind that in a heartbeat
Bruh, like I guess I need to watch Pluribus? @donifmtgc.bsky.social @myhandsareblank.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Bruh, like I guess I need to watch Pluribus? @donifmtgc.bsky.social @myhandsareblank.bsky.social
Sleep Token got 3 Grammy noms and I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DONT WIN
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sleep Token got 3 Grammy noms and I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DONT WIN
I think the music bingo guy is using @kesswylie.kess.co dice for tiebreakers
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think the music bingo guy is using @kesswylie.kess.co dice for tiebreakers
Happy full Mountain Goats album day!
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Happy full Mountain Goats album day!
Had the shiny sound playing like six times before I finally looked up in a tree to see a shiny weedle in ZA. It looks so similar to regular weedle!
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Had the shiny sound playing like six times before I finally looked up in a tree to see a shiny weedle in ZA. It looks so similar to regular weedle!
Ground type nuzlocke, nickname theme is… grounding techniques.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ground type nuzlocke, nickname theme is… grounding techniques.
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact STARAVIA LAW (everyone gets to pull off endeavor/quick attack, gets a free intimidate, and gets to cry if they’re alone).
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact STARAVIA LAW (everyone gets to pull off endeavor/quick attack, gets a free intimidate, and gets to cry if they’re alone).
Had a burn mirror in timeless where the opp tried to bolt themselves for lethal and I responded by fireblasting them for lethal. NO. YOU BURN ON MY TIME. 🔥
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Had a burn mirror in timeless where the opp tried to bolt themselves for lethal and I responded by fireblasting them for lethal. NO. YOU BURN ON MY TIME. 🔥
“This next one’s called ‘Capitalism is to blame in everything, from bath-time to the routine lack of rotisserie chickens available to middle-class dogs because of a growing wage gap.’”
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“This next one’s called ‘Capitalism is to blame in everything, from bath-time to the routine lack of rotisserie chickens available to middle-class dogs because of a growing wage gap.’”
Reposted by Calvin Ruinard
been crying at this for the past hour
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
been crying at this for the past hour