i. on a very real note. am on the good kush and alcohol

they’re on twitter talking about the ethics of no loads refused parties

oh but if i eat a man’s nose off for being annoying i’m the irrational one

if someone buys me weed i will seal your place in the kingdom of heaven

i hope a giant parrot rips off his head

found a needle imbedded into the earth while i was on my walk. the earth is a real slam pig fr

mugger: How much you got?

me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.

i wish this place had a trending tab

i’m back LMAO

what happened why is everyone here

how’re we feeling babies? we feeling good? you drink your water? you talk to your god yet? are you nervous yet? are you feeling your heartbeat in your ears yet? have you seen the world from above? are you allergic to gluten? have you listened to megan trainor?

estrogenated brain trust figuring out what to eat for dinner

fuck i forgot about this too

broke the ice cream machine at work sorry everyone

hej!

oooooo what’s up gamers