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Harry loses a bet & has to spend a week sleeping in the Slytherin dorms. He fully expects to be on the floor with a pillow transfigured into a dog-bed but when he walks into the dorms for his first night it’s to find a heated argument about who he’s sharing a bed with first
March 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Harry loses a bet & has to spend a week sleeping in the Slytherin dorms. He fully expects to be on the floor with a pillow transfigured into a dog-bed but when he walks into the dorms for his first night it’s to find a heated argument about who he’s sharing a bed with first
Modern AU where wizards have their own version of social media & this is the only picture Harry ever posted to his account
March 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Modern AU where wizards have their own version of social media & this is the only picture Harry ever posted to his account
October 31st, 1981 occurs as predicted & a cursed scar is gouged into young Harry’s head but when help arrives at Godric’s Hollow there are two babies in Harry’s crib; The expected one, bloody & green-eyed, & a twin with dark hair not nearly as messy & eyes more red than brown…
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
October 31st, 1981 occurs as predicted & a cursed scar is gouged into young Harry’s head but when help arrives at Godric’s Hollow there are two babies in Harry’s crib; The expected one, bloody & green-eyed, & a twin with dark hair not nearly as messy & eyes more red than brown…
There are only three canon relationships I refuse to break apart for any reason & thats Jily, Romione, & The Weasley parents, everyone else is Unsafe™️
Watch your back b/c if I think you’d make a good top for Harry you’re on your way to Divorceville
Watch your back b/c if I think you’d make a good top for Harry you’re on your way to Divorceville
February 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There are only three canon relationships I refuse to break apart for any reason & thats Jily, Romione, & The Weasley parents, everyone else is Unsafe™️
Watch your back b/c if I think you’d make a good top for Harry you’re on your way to Divorceville
Watch your back b/c if I think you’d make a good top for Harry you’re on your way to Divorceville
Catboy Harry with the zoomies at three am send post
February 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Catboy Harry with the zoomies at three am send post
Every year Harry spends the entirety of Valentine’s Day, dawn to dusk, in a little tent outside his room/house so that all his boyfriends & girlfriends can line up & spend 30 minutes with him. This way no one gets left out & everyone gets the same amount of time with him
February 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Every year Harry spends the entirety of Valentine’s Day, dawn to dusk, in a little tent outside his room/house so that all his boyfriends & girlfriends can line up & spend 30 minutes with him. This way no one gets left out & everyone gets the same amount of time with him
No more arguing, no more rants, no more discourse about anything other than which characters can beat Minecraft hardmode & which can’t that’s all I wanna see anyone talking about in 2025
February 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
No more arguing, no more rants, no more discourse about anything other than which characters can beat Minecraft hardmode & which can’t that’s all I wanna see anyone talking about in 2025
Drarry is my beloved ship that 90% of the time I only fuck with if I’m writing about it & Tomarrymort is my beloved ship that 90% of the time I only fuck with if someone else is writing about it & I will not elaborate further today
February 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Drarry is my beloved ship that 90% of the time I only fuck with if I’m writing about it & Tomarrymort is my beloved ship that 90% of the time I only fuck with if someone else is writing about it & I will not elaborate further today
MFW I ask a friend if they wanna know about my OCs & successfully lure them into reading a 1.5k word essay about my in-development story & world-building
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
MFW I ask a friend if they wanna know about my OCs & successfully lure them into reading a 1.5k word essay about my in-development story & world-building
“Ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are so cringe” FUCK you and have a HAPPY birthday PUSHEEN
February 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are so cringe” FUCK you and have a HAPPY birthday PUSHEEN
HJP performing sacrificial rituals to resurrect his father into a semi-stable form just so he can be bent over his gravestone & bred in an incestuous mockery of God and Nature but we just call that putting the romance in necromancy
February 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
HJP performing sacrificial rituals to resurrect his father into a semi-stable form just so he can be bent over his gravestone & bred in an incestuous mockery of God and Nature but we just call that putting the romance in necromancy
Just 255 more days! :)
February 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Just 255 more days! :)
Apparently you can pet a macaw on the head to tell it you’re friends but if you stroke it down it’s back that’s a mistake b/c it tells the bird you want to be “more than friends” & anyways Harry makes that mistake with a Veela boy and
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Apparently you can pet a macaw on the head to tell it you’re friends but if you stroke it down it’s back that’s a mistake b/c it tells the bird you want to be “more than friends” & anyways Harry makes that mistake with a Veela boy and
Severus “Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath” Snape in every ‘Snape Lives’ fic I read:
February 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Severus “Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath” Snape in every ‘Snape Lives’ fic I read:
Harry & Teddy are kindred spirits the way they’re both in love with their godfather
February 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Harry & Teddy are kindred spirits the way they’re both in love with their godfather
That time in OOTP when Harry beat the shit out of Malfoy (with George) on the Quidditch field call that bottom on bottom violence
February 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That time in OOTP when Harry beat the shit out of Malfoy (with George) on the Quidditch field call that bottom on bottom violence
Had a dream last night where a bat bit the fuck out of me & listen I’m not saying that’s a portent & I’m gonna get forcefully turned into a vampire but it’s a portent & I’m gonna get forcefully turned into a vampire
February 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Had a dream last night where a bat bit the fuck out of me & listen I’m not saying that’s a portent & I’m gonna get forcefully turned into a vampire but it’s a portent & I’m gonna get forcefully turned into a vampire
As I’m typing up why I like Draco for a moot I’m coming to the realization that I have the same problem w/ him as I do Tom/Voldie; I can’t ship them w/ anyone BUT Harry
Harry can be w/ anyone I please at any given moment but them? They belong to Harry or to a hole in the ground
Harry can be w/ anyone I please at any given moment but them? They belong to Harry or to a hole in the ground
February 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As I’m typing up why I like Draco for a moot I’m coming to the realization that I have the same problem w/ him as I do Tom/Voldie; I can’t ship them w/ anyone BUT Harry
Harry can be w/ anyone I please at any given moment but them? They belong to Harry or to a hole in the ground
Harry can be w/ anyone I please at any given moment but them? They belong to Harry or to a hole in the ground
I lost ten pounds :)
February 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I lost ten pounds :)
Me: heartachey :c
My friend: aw you miss somebody? :c
Me: no I have heart palpitations
My friend: aw you miss somebody? :c
Me: no I have heart palpitations
February 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Me: heartachey :c
My friend: aw you miss somebody? :c
Me: no I have heart palpitations
My friend: aw you miss somebody? :c
Me: no I have heart palpitations
If I said Snarry was goth for goth would I be wrong
February 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If I said Snarry was goth for goth would I be wrong
Harrymort romance like Persephone and Hades, actually
Harrymort romance but not like Romeo & Juliet, more like Micheal Meyers & Laurie Strode. Like Orlok & Ellen Hutter. Like you & the thing in your walls. Like that.
January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Harrymort romance like Persephone and Hades, actually
Harrymort romance but not like Romeo & Juliet, more like Micheal Meyers & Laurie Strode. Like Orlok & Ellen Hutter. Like you & the thing in your walls. Like that.
January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Harrymort romance but not like Romeo & Juliet, more like Micheal Meyers & Laurie Strode. Like Orlok & Ellen Hutter. Like you & the thing in your walls. Like that.
Eighth year Draco to Harry completely unprompted:
January 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Eighth year Draco to Harry completely unprompted:
Conversely, this is Sirry to me ❤️ just a cat & his canine protector, just a dog & his comfort kitten ❤️
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Conversely, this is Sirry to me ❤️ just a cat & his canine protector, just a dog & his comfort kitten ❤️