CrowBiz
@crowbiz.bsky.social
Trinket collector. Fiber artist. Agnostic. Bookworm.
Always Curious | Always Learning | Always tired
Currently(probably): Wedding planning, crocheting, and watching Bob’s Burgers.
Always Curious | Always Learning | Always tired
Currently(probably): Wedding planning, crocheting, and watching Bob’s Burgers.
I know there needs to be more women in the car manufacturing industry because why does my car automatically unlock when I park? What is the benefit of that? A woman would have never gave that the green light.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I know there needs to be more women in the car manufacturing industry because why does my car automatically unlock when I park? What is the benefit of that? A woman would have never gave that the green light.
Watching a movie after reading the book and I’m already mad.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Watching a movie after reading the book and I’m already mad.
I slept for nearly 12 hours after my craft show yesterday. 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I slept for nearly 12 hours after my craft show yesterday. 😮💨
You ever hear a song that makes you wish you experienced a more painful breakup that you ever have?
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You ever hear a song that makes you wish you experienced a more painful breakup that you ever have?
I only recently found out that you’re not supposed to microwave the styrofoam cup noodles, and I only found out because I saw the “now in a microwaveable paper cup” version. So no, I’m not really worried about seed oils.
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I only recently found out that you’re not supposed to microwave the styrofoam cup noodles, and I only found out because I saw the “now in a microwaveable paper cup” version. So no, I’m not really worried about seed oils.
Fingers crossed we wake up and all the Christian were raptured. 🤞🏼
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Fingers crossed we wake up and all the Christian were raptured. 🤞🏼
Girls that listen to heavy music think they’re so much better than girls that listen to post hardcore music, and I’m here to say that the reason for that is… because we are. 💅🏻😘😂
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Girls that listen to heavy music think they’re so much better than girls that listen to post hardcore music, and I’m here to say that the reason for that is… because we are. 💅🏻😘😂
My honeymoon is booked 🥹🥰
August 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My honeymoon is booked 🥹🥰
I had to buy 2oz stamps because my wedding invites are out here doing the MOST. So if any of them get returned to me because y’all bitches didn’t give me your updated address, you will not be getting another one. 😂
July 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I had to buy 2oz stamps because my wedding invites are out here doing the MOST. So if any of them get returned to me because y’all bitches didn’t give me your updated address, you will not be getting another one. 😂
How many people saw the Dove commercial where women are spraying full body deodorant over their jeans and shirts and still say “yeah, that’s good. Air it.”
I’m not even in marketing and I would have known that was a bad fucking choice.
I’m not even in marketing and I would have known that was a bad fucking choice.
July 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How many people saw the Dove commercial where women are spraying full body deodorant over their jeans and shirts and still say “yeah, that’s good. Air it.”
I’m not even in marketing and I would have known that was a bad fucking choice.
I’m not even in marketing and I would have known that was a bad fucking choice.
I’m actually so sick of not being able to go on any social media platform for more than 26 seconds before seeing an ad for something.
July 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m actually so sick of not being able to go on any social media platform for more than 26 seconds before seeing an ad for something.
“For kids, museums aren’t that interesting because it’s just books in person.” - Cris
June 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“For kids, museums aren’t that interesting because it’s just books in person.” - Cris
I like to think that, if I was alive at the right time, I would have been on of the people that led to the domestication of wolves.
June 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I like to think that, if I was alive at the right time, I would have been on of the people that led to the domestication of wolves.
Not to be a boomer but- I miss when Friday the 13th tattoos had the 13 incorporated or hidden in the design instead of just being a skull with a 13 next to it. 😩
June 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not to be a boomer but- I miss when Friday the 13th tattoos had the 13 incorporated or hidden in the design instead of just being a skull with a 13 next to it. 😩
@samreich.bsky.social did Jacob so dirty with S7 E1 with the “Who can BRING the Sam standee to the most remote location?” prompt. Jacob BROUGHT the standee. Lou had someone else bring it. The prompt wasn’t who could get it the most remote, it’s who could bring it. #JusiceForJacob
June 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
@samreich.bsky.social did Jacob so dirty with S7 E1 with the “Who can BRING the Sam standee to the most remote location?” prompt. Jacob BROUGHT the standee. Lou had someone else bring it. The prompt wasn’t who could get it the most remote, it’s who could bring it. #JusiceForJacob
The only thing worse than shareholders week in Northeast Arkansas is Bikes, Blues, and BBQ.
June 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The only thing worse than shareholders week in Northeast Arkansas is Bikes, Blues, and BBQ.
People so unable to give even an ounce of empathy or incapable of imagining anyone’s situation outside of what they’ve experienced themselves is truly baffling to me.
May 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
People so unable to give even an ounce of empathy or incapable of imagining anyone’s situation outside of what they’ve experienced themselves is truly baffling to me.
Box water is my favorite.😍 #betterplanet
May 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Box water is my favorite.😍 #betterplanet
The rollback sign next to the American flag feels…. grossly fitting. 😅
May 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The rollback sign next to the American flag feels…. grossly fitting. 😅
I guess 5 months out is the beginning of the “I have a dream about my wedding every night” stage.
May 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I guess 5 months out is the beginning of the “I have a dream about my wedding every night” stage.
I SAW A FLYING SQUIRREL ON MY WAY TO PICK CRIS UP! IVE NEVER SEEN ONE IN THE WILD BEFORE OMG!!! 🥹🥹🥹
May 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I SAW A FLYING SQUIRREL ON MY WAY TO PICK CRIS UP! IVE NEVER SEEN ONE IN THE WILD BEFORE OMG!!! 🥹🥹🥹
Oh no. A TV show made me think about dogs in shelters and strays that just want love and have so much love to give and now I’m crying.
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh no. A TV show made me think about dogs in shelters and strays that just want love and have so much love to give and now I’m crying.
Life Hack: If you have two dogs and you want one of them to come to you, the best way to do so is to call for the other one. Works every damn time in our house. 😂
April 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Life Hack: If you have two dogs and you want one of them to come to you, the best way to do so is to call for the other one. Works every damn time in our house. 😂
“God can answer prayers with ‘yes, no, or wait.”
Idk man. Kinda sounds like god isn’t answering prayers and you’ve just convinced yourself any result of a situation could be explained as an answered prayer because yes, no, and maybe covers literally every possible outcome. 👀
Idk man. Kinda sounds like god isn’t answering prayers and you’ve just convinced yourself any result of a situation could be explained as an answered prayer because yes, no, and maybe covers literally every possible outcome. 👀
April 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“God can answer prayers with ‘yes, no, or wait.”
Idk man. Kinda sounds like god isn’t answering prayers and you’ve just convinced yourself any result of a situation could be explained as an answered prayer because yes, no, and maybe covers literally every possible outcome. 👀
Idk man. Kinda sounds like god isn’t answering prayers and you’ve just convinced yourself any result of a situation could be explained as an answered prayer because yes, no, and maybe covers literally every possible outcome. 👀
Peak adulthood is remembering to make and freeze your Ninja Creami ice cream bases for the week.
April 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Peak adulthood is remembering to make and freeze your Ninja Creami ice cream bases for the week.