Crossed Crackers
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Mixed up Christmas Cracker Jokes & Punchlines
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Drumsticks for everyone!
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Drumsticks for everyone!
Which football team did the baby Jesus support?
The elf-abet!
The elf-abet!
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Which football team did the baby Jesus support?
The elf-abet!
The elf-abet!
Why are Christmas Trees so fond of the past?
Because of all the wrapping!
Because of all the wrapping!
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Why are Christmas Trees so fond of the past?
Because of all the wrapping!
Because of all the wrapping!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
To deliver presents!
To deliver presents!
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
To deliver presents!
To deliver presents!
What do you call a snowman on holiday?
An elfcicle!
An elfcicle!
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What do you call a snowman on holiday?
An elfcicle!
An elfcicle!
Why was the turkey at the Christmas party?
To cover up their butt quack!
To cover up their butt quack!
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Why was the turkey at the Christmas party?
To cover up their butt quack!
To cover up their butt quack!
How can you tell Santa is a Jedi?
It had plenty of stuffing!
It had plenty of stuffing!
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
How can you tell Santa is a Jedi?
It had plenty of stuffing!
It had plenty of stuffing!
What is white and minty?
Jungle Bells!
Jungle Bells!
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What is white and minty?
Jungle Bells!
Jungle Bells!
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
Manger-ster United!
Manger-ster United!
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
Manger-ster United!
Manger-ster United!
What do elves post on Social Media?
A Holly Davidson!
A Holly Davidson!
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What do elves post on Social Media?
A Holly Davidson!
A Holly Davidson!
Why did the Christmas lights go to school?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
She gave him the cold shoulder!
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Why did the Christmas lights go to school?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
She gave him the cold shoulder!
Why do reindeer wear bells?
A Cari-BOO!
A Cari-BOO!
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Why do reindeer wear bells?
A Cari-BOO!
A Cari-BOO!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
You can feel his presents
You can feel his presents
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
You can feel his presents
You can feel his presents
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Christmas Corals!
Christmas Corals!
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Christmas Corals!
Christmas Corals!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
No. He was Elf-taught!
No. He was Elf-taught!
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
No. He was Elf-taught!
No. He was Elf-taught!
Which one of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?
Fir-well!
Fir-well!
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Which one of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?
Fir-well!
Fir-well!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
A snowball!
A snowball!
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Where do snowmen keep their money?
A snowball!
A snowball!
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?
He was outstanding in his field!
He was outstanding in his field!
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?
He was outstanding in his field!
He was outstanding in his field!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Fleece Navidad!
Fleece Navidad!
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Fleece Navidad!
Fleece Navidad!
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
In a snow bank!
In a snow bank!
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
In a snow bank!
In a snow bank!
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
With a North Pole-aroid!
With a North Pole-aroid!
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
With a North Pole-aroid!
With a North Pole-aroid!
What game do reindeers play at sleepovers?
Because the lion had sandy claws!
Because the lion had sandy claws!
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What game do reindeers play at sleepovers?
Because the lion had sandy claws!
Because the lion had sandy claws!
Where do penguins keep their savings?
They slug it out!
They slug it out!
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Where do penguins keep their savings?
They slug it out!
They slug it out!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santatizer!
Santatizer!
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santatizer!
Santatizer!
How does Darth Vader like his turkey?
A stick!
A stick!
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
How does Darth Vader like his turkey?
A stick!
A stick!