Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)
@crookejenkins.bsky.social
"Criminal" Prosecutor, e/acc, Fentrepreneur, A Homeless Person's Worst Nightmare & America's Next Top Model. Funded by MAGA Money Man Bill Oberndorf.
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STOP THE STEAL‼️ LOREN TAYLOR HAD THE ELECTION STOLEN FROM HIM‼️ #RECALLBARBARALEE
April 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
STOP THE STEAL‼️ LOREN TAYLOR HAD THE ELECTION STOLEN FROM HIM‼️ #RECALLBARBARALEE
Full thread in link below.
April 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Full thread in link below.
Umm does this mean my boyfriend Seneca is using me to look straight???
April 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Umm does this mean my boyfriend Seneca is using me to look straight???
I had a fun time playing fetch with my dear friend Susan Dyer Reynolds today.
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I had a fun time playing fetch with my dear friend Susan Dyer Reynolds today.
I just want to give a big shoutout to my dear close personal friend Susan Dyer Reynolds for her amazing undercover work for Rocket Dog Rescue.
April 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I just want to give a big shoutout to my dear close personal friend Susan Dyer Reynolds for her amazing undercover work for Rocket Dog Rescue.
Down by the bayyyy🎶
where the watermelons groooow🎵
Back to my hoooome🎶
I dare not gooooo 🎵
For if I do
my mother will sayyyyyyy, 🎼
Why would Chesa do this to us?
where the watermelons groooow🎵
Back to my hoooome🎶
I dare not gooooo 🎵
For if I do
my mother will sayyyyyyy, 🎼
Why would Chesa do this to us?
April 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Down by the bayyyy🎶
where the watermelons groooow🎵
Back to my hoooome🎶
I dare not gooooo 🎵
For if I do
my mother will sayyyyyyy, 🎼
Why would Chesa do this to us?
where the watermelons groooow🎵
Back to my hoooome🎶
I dare not gooooo 🎵
For if I do
my mother will sayyyyyyy, 🎼
Why would Chesa do this to us?
What if we kissed at the F*ck Susan Dyer Reynolds utility box 🙈😳👉👈
April 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What if we kissed at the F*ck Susan Dyer Reynolds utility box 🙈😳👉👈
Silenced by free speech absolutists.
April 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Silenced by free speech absolutists.
Is this a Jussie Smollett situation?
April 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Is this a Jussie Smollett situation?
I guess not all graffiti is bad.
April 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I guess not all graffiti is bad.
Wait, so Susan just admitted to being an accomplice to this crime?
April 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wait, so Susan just admitted to being an accomplice to this crime?
I stand with Garry Tan in standing against these humor-free parody accounts that have run outside of a muk on 𝕏 the free speech platform. I am filing charges against the @gorrytan parody account.
April 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I stand with Garry Tan in standing against these humor-free parody accounts that have run outside of a muk on 𝕏 the free speech platform. I am filing charges against the @gorrytan parody account.
Amazing!
April 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Amazing!
Ugh, ethics diversion is so lame. Now I have to sit through all these annoying web classes. I think I'll just make an intern do this for me.
April 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ugh, ethics diversion is so lame. Now I have to sit through all these annoying web classes. I think I'll just make an intern do this for me.
Why would Chesa do this to me?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...
Exclusive: State bar sends S.F. DA Jenkins to diversion program over ethics complaints
State Bar of California sends San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins to diversion program over ethics complaints.
www.sfchronicle.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Why would Chesa do this to me?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...
I love The VOSF! They report all the latest gossip and rumors as real news. Even better than Newsmax.
April 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I love The VOSF! They report all the latest gossip and rumors as real news. Even better than Newsmax.
I am putting out a BOLO on this humor-free parody account that should not be allowed to exist on 𝕏 the free speech platform.
April 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I am putting out a BOLO on this humor-free parody account that should not be allowed to exist on 𝕏 the free speech platform.
Reposted by Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)
Oh wow.
April 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
April 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oh wow.
I am discusted that they are allowing a humor-free parody account of our hero @garrytan.bsky.social to be operated on 𝕏 the free speech platform. DO NOT follow, retweet, or like anything from this hard leftist.
April 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I am discusted that they are allowing a humor-free parody account of our hero @garrytan.bsky.social to be operated on 𝕏 the free speech platform. DO NOT follow, retweet, or like anything from this hard leftist.
😍 Garry Tan
April 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😍 Garry Tan
Why would Chesa do this to me?
March 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Why would Chesa do this to me?
My office is investigating this disturbing incident of a deranged @joelengardio.bsky.social supporter attacking patriotic recall volunteers.
I know his supporters are prone to violent episodes, but this is unacceptable.
Once the assailant is caught, we will be seeking the death penalty.
I know his supporters are prone to violent episodes, but this is unacceptable.
Once the assailant is caught, we will be seeking the death penalty.
February 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My office is investigating this disturbing incident of a deranged @joelengardio.bsky.social supporter attacking patriotic recall volunteers.
I know his supporters are prone to violent episodes, but this is unacceptable.
Once the assailant is caught, we will be seeking the death penalty.
I know his supporters are prone to violent episodes, but this is unacceptable.
Once the assailant is caught, we will be seeking the death penalty.
I stand with @garrytan.bsky.social in condemning the humor-free parody account that incessantly attacks both of us.
Clearly, they do not care about America and only want to score political points.
Clearly, they do not care about America and only want to score political points.
February 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I stand with @garrytan.bsky.social in condemning the humor-free parody account that incessantly attacks both of us.
Clearly, they do not care about America and only want to score political points.
Clearly, they do not care about America and only want to score political points.
Thank you @garrytan.bsky.social for doing your part to help President Trump accomplish his moderate agenda.
February 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thank you @garrytan.bsky.social for doing your part to help President Trump accomplish his moderate agenda.