In 2005, I didn’t have any video games in my house. Heck, we didn’t even have a TV, and the computer hooked up to dial-up internet was really only used for email or homework. The Walmart 30 minutes away was the primary center of wider civilization near the small southern town I lived in, which orbited around one major church-become-school that didn’t exactly encourage embracing contemporary media. Thus, whenever we’d go to get groceries and other essentials, the video game...