Some sort of frog
croak.bsky.social
Some sort of frog
@croak.bsky.social
Bassist, TTRPG Nerd, trans lesbian.
She/Her
The world’s first take a penny leave a penny dish but it’s full of snakes
March 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
To the lucky bastard who found and took my lost @campmustelid.bsky.social “fish want me” hat at Chicago Midway, please enjoy it. I will mourn its absence.
January 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Objectively transphobic that Dr Martens doesn’t make their femme shoes in sizes bigger than US Women’s 11. Big foot bitches deserve heeled boots you dorks
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m in the waiting room of my bottom surgeon and people sit down so slowly. These couches will last forever
January 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Star Trek: TNG really is the perfect show to dilate to
January 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Snow is like if ice cream got a job
December 23, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Why are force fem stories never about trans Jedi
November 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Having a Job is the worst thing to happen to transsexuals since Ryan Murphy
October 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just read *that* chapter of Dorley, and I can earnestly say I’m pretty fucked up. Emotional does not begin to cut it. Blessed for the spaghetti I’m about to eat, you shall dry my tears.
August 31, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I lucked out that I changed my birth certificate a month ago before I moved. Now you can’t get gender changes at the DPS for your drivers license. Fuck Texas, glad I left.
August 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
My last minute contribution to #makeaterriblecomicday2024
June 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only

People made fun of me for driving a Subaru and not being a lesbian
why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only

bc my hobbies are only cool if im a woman
why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only

got jealous of a gay guy i knew in high school cause girls let him touch their boobs
June 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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:*:・゚𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖・゚*.・
May 2, 2024 at 2:02 AM
My favorite part of being trans is buying cute bandages for shot day.
April 16, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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ANH
ESB
(Andor)
ROTJ
(Rebels)
(Bad Batch)
TLJ
R1
(Clone Wars)
ROTS
TFA
(SW:Visions)
(Mandalorian)
Solo
TPM
AOTC
(Ahsoka)
(Obi-Wan)
(Ewoks Cartoon)
SW: Holiday Special
(Resistance)
(Book of Boba Fett)
Ewoks movies
anything I'm forgetting
TROS
April 14, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I did amateur drag once a year in college for charity, and the one time I had a solid make up artist I stated at my reflection in the bathroom mirror at the after party for about fifteen minutes wishing I never had to take off the makeup and clothes.

Then ignored that memory for four years.
April 11, 2024 at 3:56 PM
They should reveal that Urza’s head has been inside Karen’s tummy this whole time like Krang.
alright you know the deal, trash friday night magic. let's see those hot magic the gathering takes and brainstorm- er, i mean brainworms.

do your worst
oh no this is about to get out of hand isn’t it.
April 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Heads up, Trans Day of Visibility is actually short for TRy to ANSwer VISIgoth moBILITY. So if you see antone invading Rome, say something to your local legate.
March 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I commissioned @g0dplay.bsky.social to draw my DnD character! Valkyrja Steinbrjótur Sagasdóttir (AKA Kara Stonebreaker) the Goliath Parh of the Giant Barbarian.
March 28, 2024 at 6:27 PM
If you tell someone bless you or gesundheit and they keep sneezing, you should be allowed to curse them for making a fool of you
gooooood morning campers

welcome to another lovely tash tuesday, let’s get those brain worms out on parade
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
March 26, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Mammoth Weed Wizard Butthole
Butthole Thrower
Seven Buttholes
March 25, 2024 at 7:36 PM
My longest piece yet, like 9 feet long? The Ladoga pattern as described in A Simplified Guide to Historical Tablet Weaving.

A gift to a friend that made a piñata for me.
March 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I’m an MtFtM transsexual:

Male to Female to Marcille
March 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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I should maybe draw more Venture Bros stuff
March 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM