Dialis
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Dialis
@critorcrumble.bsky.social
· Oct 7
"Will you... Join my D&D Campaign..."
A Pippins OC By Oasis
A Pippins OC By Oasis
"God this must be how the guys from the hangover felt... After they saw the second movie"
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"God this must be how the guys from the hangover felt... After they saw the second movie"
"Uuuughg... My head hurts"
She crawls out from a pile of glass bottles. She's been on a really long fucked up bender. And that's the excuse I'm going with for inactivity
She crawls out from a pile of glass bottles. She's been on a really long fucked up bender. And that's the excuse I'm going with for inactivity
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Uuuughg... My head hurts"
She crawls out from a pile of glass bottles. She's been on a really long fucked up bender. And that's the excuse I'm going with for inactivity
She crawls out from a pile of glass bottles. She's been on a really long fucked up bender. And that's the excuse I'm going with for inactivity
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temp pin.
a marvel games rivals poster with a woman in a superhero costume
ALT: a marvel games rivals poster with a woman in a superhero costume
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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[ * I'M BOUTTA MAKE YOUR CRACKPOST-THEORIES LOOK LIKE NOTHIN' !!! ]
RP Account for Battat/"Mike" from Deltarune
RP Account for Battat/"Mike" from Deltarune
a screenshot of a video game that says " every time tenna asks mike to do something , it 's either 11 "
ALT: a screenshot of a video game that says " every time tenna asks mike to do something , it 's either 11 "
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
[ * I'M BOUTTA MAKE YOUR CRACKPOST-THEORIES LOOK LIKE NOTHIN' !!! ]
RP Account for Battat/"Mike" from Deltarune
RP Account for Battat/"Mike" from Deltarune
* Hey so... You wanna like, watch TV instead? Maybe cuddle or something? J dunno. You seem out of it
[She nods in understanding. She just stares blankly at the deck. Her mind wandering. Likely from how overwhelmed she was.]
* Awesome! Then next, when you use a card and can't keep it on the field, or a monster is defeated it goes to the graveyard.
* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can
* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.
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* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can
* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.
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October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
* Hey so... You wanna like, watch TV instead? Maybe cuddle or something? J dunno. You seem out of it
* My sister is a whore
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
* My sister is a whore
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* Awesome! Then next, when you use a card and can't keep it on the field, or a monster is defeated it goes to the graveyard.
* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can
* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.
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* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can
* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.
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* . . . I think it makes sense.
* Even if it causes my head to spin a little. . . Spells, traps, monsters. . .
* . . . Traps and Monsters seem the most useful. I think.
* Even if it causes my head to spin a little. . . Spells, traps, monsters. . .
* . . . Traps and Monsters seem the most useful. I think.
* Okay... So. There are three major card types. Spells, traps and monsters
* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard
* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so
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* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard
* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so
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October 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
* Awesome! Then next, when you use a card and can't keep it on the field, or a monster is defeated it goes to the graveyard.
* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can
* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.
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* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can
* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.
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Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.
* Everyone always underestimates me. But I'm very smart you know?
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
* Everyone always underestimates me. But I'm very smart you know?
* Okay... So. There are three major card types. Spells, traps and monsters
* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard
* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so
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* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard
* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so
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[She looks at the mountain dew. She wasn't thirsty or hungry at the moment so she just set the soda to the side.]
* . . . Okay.
* . . . Okay.
[She slides Battat six of the mountain dews one by one into a perfect pyramid shape from sliding them across the table]
* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.
* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?
* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.
* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?
October 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
* Okay... So. There are three major card types. Spells, traps and monsters
* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard
* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so
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* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard
* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so
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* Of course SHE gets a girlfriend and I'm going to die alone
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
* Of course SHE gets a girlfriend and I'm going to die alone
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October 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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* temp pin
(pane why do you not have any self control)
(pane why do you not have any self control)
September 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
* temp pin
(pane why do you not have any self control)
(pane why do you not have any self control)
* I've decided to start a business out of kidnapping sad people and giving them Mountain Dew and Pizza while I teach them how to play Yu-Gi-Oh
* Who's interested?
* Who's interested?
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
* I've decided to start a business out of kidnapping sad people and giving them Mountain Dew and Pizza while I teach them how to play Yu-Gi-Oh
* Who's interested?
* Who's interested?
[She slides Battat six of the mountain dews one by one into a perfect pyramid shape from sliding them across the table]
* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.
* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?
* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.
* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?
[She sits down at the table, trying to calm herself more and convince herself that everything will be okay. She forces a smile on her face.]
* Yeah. . . Good times and unhealthy food.
* Yeah. . . Good times and unhealthy food.
[She guided Battat into the kitchen and to a table. The table had two mats on it on either side]
[She handed Battat a Deck sleeve and then went to the fridge, grabbing a 12 pack of mountain dew before returning to the table]
* Just good times and unhealthy food! It's going to be great!
[She handed Battat a Deck sleeve and then went to the fridge, grabbing a 12 pack of mountain dew before returning to the table]
* Just good times and unhealthy food! It's going to be great!
October 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
[She slides Battat six of the mountain dews one by one into a perfect pyramid shape from sliding them across the table]
* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.
* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?
* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.
* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?
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[She guided Battat into the kitchen and to a table. The table had two mats on it on either side]
[She handed Battat a Deck sleeve and then went to the fridge, grabbing a 12 pack of mountain dew before returning to the table]
* Just good times and unhealthy food! It's going to be great!
[She handed Battat a Deck sleeve and then went to the fridge, grabbing a 12 pack of mountain dew before returning to the table]
* Just good times and unhealthy food! It's going to be great!
[She just trembles, staying close to Dialis.]
* . . . Okay. We'll have a great time.
[She trusts Dialis. But she also knew the consequences were going to be bad.]
* . . . Okay. We'll have a great time.
[She trusts Dialis. But she also knew the consequences were going to be bad.]
[Gently, she grabs hold of Battat, and helps her stand up, holding the green Pippins close to keep her steady]
* See? Now you're getting it! I'll be getting us a pizza and a bunch of mountain dew! We will have a great time!
* I promise. It will all be okay
* See? Now you're getting it! I'll be getting us a pizza and a bunch of mountain dew! We will have a great time!
* I promise. It will all be okay
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[She guided Battat into the kitchen and to a table. The table had two mats on it on either side]
[She handed Battat a Deck sleeve and then went to the fridge, grabbing a 12 pack of mountain dew before returning to the table]
* Just good times and unhealthy food! It's going to be great!
[She handed Battat a Deck sleeve and then went to the fridge, grabbing a 12 pack of mountain dew before returning to the table]
* Just good times and unhealthy food! It's going to be great!
[Gently, she grabs hold of Battat, and helps her stand up, holding the green Pippins close to keep her steady]
* See? Now you're getting it! I'll be getting us a pizza and a bunch of mountain dew! We will have a great time!
* I promise. It will all be okay
* See? Now you're getting it! I'll be getting us a pizza and a bunch of mountain dew! We will have a great time!
* I promise. It will all be okay
[She looked. Terrified. Pained. Sad. She was trying her best not to break down crying again]
* . . . Okay. . . I did say that I wanted to have fun while out.
* . . . Okay. . . I did say that I wanted to have fun while out.
* Look at me... Look at me close
[She holds Battat, staring into the other Pippins eyes. A gentle smile plastered on her face, a slight glow to the crosses in her eyes]
* Nothing is going to happen to me. So let's just have fun okay? It's going to be so much fun
[She holds Battat, staring into the other Pippins eyes. A gentle smile plastered on her face, a slight glow to the crosses in her eyes]
* Nothing is going to happen to me. So let's just have fun okay? It's going to be so much fun
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[Gently, she grabs hold of Battat, and helps her stand up, holding the green Pippins close to keep her steady]
* See? Now you're getting it! I'll be getting us a pizza and a bunch of mountain dew! We will have a great time!
* I promise. It will all be okay
* See? Now you're getting it! I'll be getting us a pizza and a bunch of mountain dew! We will have a great time!
* I promise. It will all be okay
* Look at me... Look at me close
[She holds Battat, staring into the other Pippins eyes. A gentle smile plastered on her face, a slight glow to the crosses in her eyes]
* Nothing is going to happen to me. So let's just have fun okay? It's going to be so much fun
[She holds Battat, staring into the other Pippins eyes. A gentle smile plastered on her face, a slight glow to the crosses in her eyes]
* Nothing is going to happen to me. So let's just have fun okay? It's going to be so much fun
* . . . Okay.
* I just worry about your safety.
* . . . Sorry.
* I just worry about your safety.
* . . . Sorry.
* It's not happening Battat. So calm down. Let's play some Yu-Gi-Oh alright? I can teach how to play it very well!
* We can have fun okay? We can do whatever you want and just have a good time.
* We can have fun okay? We can do whatever you want and just have a good time.
October 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
* Look at me... Look at me close
[She holds Battat, staring into the other Pippins eyes. A gentle smile plastered on her face, a slight glow to the crosses in her eyes]
* Nothing is going to happen to me. So let's just have fun okay? It's going to be so much fun
[She holds Battat, staring into the other Pippins eyes. A gentle smile plastered on her face, a slight glow to the crosses in her eyes]
* Nothing is going to happen to me. So let's just have fun okay? It's going to be so much fun
* It's not happening Battat. So calm down. Let's play some Yu-Gi-Oh alright? I can teach how to play it very well!
* We can have fun okay? We can do whatever you want and just have a good time.
* We can have fun okay? We can do whatever you want and just have a good time.
* . . . . Please.
* . . . Everything is fine.
* . . It's fine.
* . I don't want anyone else hurt.
* Just let me go please.
* . . . Everything is fine.
* . . It's fine.
* . I don't want anyone else hurt.
* Just let me go please.
* It's a game now. I don't give up on games. I'm the Game Master Battat. Sorry.
* I have a quest, an objective, and strategies. It's almost like a tower defense
* Look. You're clearly not safe with her. So even if I conceded it's not a game I'd be a bad friend to let you go back
* I have a quest, an objective, and strategies. It's almost like a tower defense
* Look. You're clearly not safe with her. So even if I conceded it's not a game I'd be a bad friend to let you go back
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
* It's not happening Battat. So calm down. Let's play some Yu-Gi-Oh alright? I can teach how to play it very well!
* We can have fun okay? We can do whatever you want and just have a good time.
* We can have fun okay? We can do whatever you want and just have a good time.
* It's a game now. I don't give up on games. I'm the Game Master Battat. Sorry.
* I have a quest, an objective, and strategies. It's almost like a tower defense
* Look. You're clearly not safe with her. So even if I conceded it's not a game I'd be a bad friend to let you go back
* I have a quest, an objective, and strategies. It's almost like a tower defense
* Look. You're clearly not safe with her. So even if I conceded it's not a game I'd be a bad friend to let you go back
* . . . Please.
* Please just let me go back. Fix all of this.
* . . . This isn't a game Dialis.
* . . . . It's just how life is. I belong to her. I.
* Please just let me go back. Fix all of this.
* . . . This isn't a game Dialis.
* . . . . It's just how life is. I belong to her. I.
* I can't... Here's my problem. See. I care about you a lot. And I don't like confrontation.
* I give up easy... But I have this obsession, this itch. This feels like a game to me now.
* And I have to play, every game. All of them. It's a matter of obsession now. Sorry.
* I give up easy... But I have this obsession, this itch. This feels like a game to me now.
* And I have to play, every game. All of them. It's a matter of obsession now. Sorry.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
* It's a game now. I don't give up on games. I'm the Game Master Battat. Sorry.
* I have a quest, an objective, and strategies. It's almost like a tower defense
* Look. You're clearly not safe with her. So even if I conceded it's not a game I'd be a bad friend to let you go back
* I have a quest, an objective, and strategies. It's almost like a tower defense
* Look. You're clearly not safe with her. So even if I conceded it's not a game I'd be a bad friend to let you go back
* I can't... Here's my problem. See. I care about you a lot. And I don't like confrontation.
* I give up easy... But I have this obsession, this itch. This feels like a game to me now.
* And I have to play, every game. All of them. It's a matter of obsession now. Sorry.
* I give up easy... But I have this obsession, this itch. This feels like a game to me now.
* And I have to play, every game. All of them. It's a matter of obsession now. Sorry.
[She just sobs, shaking hard.]
* . . . Please.
* You're going to get yourself hurt. I don't want you to get hurt.
* . . . I. . . I. . .
* . . . Please I beg of you. I beg.
* . . . It'd be best if I went back to her. For everyone.
* . . . Please.
* You're going to get yourself hurt. I don't want you to get hurt.
* . . . I. . . I. . .
* . . . Please I beg of you. I beg.
* . . . It'd be best if I went back to her. For everyone.
* No, you don't. You can't own people that's just... Fucked that's not a thing.
* I don't think you understand that you need to stand up for yourself! But since you won't I will.
* I'm going to handle this and everything will be okay. Don't worry. I've seen enough of the bullshit
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* I don't think you understand that you need to stand up for yourself! But since you won't I will.
* I'm going to handle this and everything will be okay. Don't worry. I've seen enough of the bullshit
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October 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
* I can't... Here's my problem. See. I care about you a lot. And I don't like confrontation.
* I give up easy... But I have this obsession, this itch. This feels like a game to me now.
* And I have to play, every game. All of them. It's a matter of obsession now. Sorry.
* I give up easy... But I have this obsession, this itch. This feels like a game to me now.
* And I have to play, every game. All of them. It's a matter of obsession now. Sorry.
* It can be everyone else's problem, I'm not letting her go. And your co-host can suck my non existent dick.
* I don't care
* I don't care
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
* It can be everyone else's problem, I'm not letting her go. And your co-host can suck my non existent dick.
* I don't care
* I don't care
* No, you don't. You can't own people that's just... Fucked that's not a thing.
* I don't think you understand that you need to stand up for yourself! But since you won't I will.
* I'm going to handle this and everything will be okay. Don't worry. I've seen enough of the bullshit
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* I don't think you understand that you need to stand up for yourself! But since you won't I will.
* I'm going to handle this and everything will be okay. Don't worry. I've seen enough of the bullshit
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* You don't understand.
* I can't just disobey Tenna. I'm still my own person! I. . . I just need to sit pretty when I'm asked.
* I. . . I. . . I'm hers. I belong to her.
* I can't just disobey Tenna. I'm still my own person! I. . . I just need to sit pretty when I'm asked.
* I. . . I. . . I'm hers. I belong to her.
* Battat, you're your own person okay? You don't have to live your life by someone else
* And if someone tries to say you do, you fight back. Remember what you told me about my sister?
* I don't have to live by her and how others want me to be like her. I need to live my own life
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* And if someone tries to say you do, you fight back. Remember what you told me about my sister?
* I don't have to live by her and how others want me to be like her. I need to live my own life
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October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
* No, you don't. You can't own people that's just... Fucked that's not a thing.
* I don't think you understand that you need to stand up for yourself! But since you won't I will.
* I'm going to handle this and everything will be okay. Don't worry. I've seen enough of the bullshit
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* I don't think you understand that you need to stand up for yourself! But since you won't I will.
* I'm going to handle this and everything will be okay. Don't worry. I've seen enough of the bullshit
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