Sam
@critix.bsky.social
27. he/him 🏳️⚧️ transmasc lesbian
i dont use this at all really
i dont use this at all really
song DOGTOOTH by tyler, the creator shockingly has nothing to do with the movie. sad.
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
song DOGTOOTH by tyler, the creator shockingly has nothing to do with the movie. sad.
coincidentally this week is shaping out to be very asexual. time to power-sand some old wood furniture
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
coincidentally this week is shaping out to be very asexual. time to power-sand some old wood furniture
how to say politely that id drive an hour just to s*** her d*** + leave
January 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
how to say politely that id drive an hour just to s*** her d*** + leave
bluesky i am inside you
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
bluesky i am inside you
can i be honest. love those thin white woman lips. i go crazy
July 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
can i be honest. love those thin white woman lips. i go crazy
older woman: "we ball"
me: *so hard im gonna pass out* holy shit
me: *so hard im gonna pass out* holy shit
March 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
older woman: "we ball"
me: *so hard im gonna pass out* holy shit
me: *so hard im gonna pass out* holy shit
WHO wants to fall in love no clickbait
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
WHO wants to fall in love no clickbait
god forbid a white boy catch a vibe
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
god forbid a white boy catch a vibe
i got my first ever jorts. but im 5'2 so i look kinda stupid
March 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i got my first ever jorts. but im 5'2 so i look kinda stupid
alright bluesky. give me all youve got
March 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
alright bluesky. give me all youve got
god DAMNIT
no
July 24, 2023 at 5:54 PM
god DAMNIT