CriticalCoffee
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Bringing Chris Evans back is the "break glass in case of emergency" of the MCU. Reeks of desperation.
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Bringing Chris Evans back is the "break glass in case of emergency" of the MCU. Reeks of desperation.
> Imagine a scenario
> Proceed to get angry at your own imagination
> ????
This hasn't been confirmed btw
> Proceed to get angry at your own imagination
> ????
This hasn't been confirmed btw
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
> Imagine a scenario
> Proceed to get angry at your own imagination
> ????
This hasn't been confirmed btw
> Proceed to get angry at your own imagination
> ????
This hasn't been confirmed btw
I'm skipping reviewing Alien: Earth bcs I would have to sub to Disney+ to watch it.
After the Kimmel thing I just do not feel comfortable giving money to a corporation that is at the beck and call of fascists.
After the Kimmel thing I just do not feel comfortable giving money to a corporation that is at the beck and call of fascists.
September 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm skipping reviewing Alien: Earth bcs I would have to sub to Disney+ to watch it.
After the Kimmel thing I just do not feel comfortable giving money to a corporation that is at the beck and call of fascists.
After the Kimmel thing I just do not feel comfortable giving money to a corporation that is at the beck and call of fascists.
Watching Andor S2 really puts into perspective how shameful it was that The First Order was allowed to rise into power post OT
July 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Watching Andor S2 really puts into perspective how shameful it was that The First Order was allowed to rise into power post OT
The right is legitimately afraid of "Woke"
June 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The right is legitimately afraid of "Woke"
Why HBO’s The Last of Us Feels... Off
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April 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wake up, buttercup
April 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Wake up, buttercup
Sure, Apple got into the game. Didn't change anything. Meta bet their entire future on it. Hasn't changed anything.
April 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sure, Apple got into the game. Didn't change anything. Meta bet their entire future on it. Hasn't changed anything.
And of course since people aren't buying VR headsets, the devs see no reason to create for those platforms, creating a cycle.
April 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And of course since people aren't buying VR headsets, the devs see no reason to create for those platforms, creating a cycle.
Overall the promised VR future seems more and more unlikely. PC part prices are soaring, VR headsets are expensive, and ultimately there isn't even much you can do even if you have one.
Why spend thousands on a PC + headset that does nothing?
Why spend thousands on a PC + headset that does nothing?
April 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Overall the promised VR future seems more and more unlikely. PC part prices are soaring, VR headsets are expensive, and ultimately there isn't even much you can do even if you have one.
Why spend thousands on a PC + headset that does nothing?
Why spend thousands on a PC + headset that does nothing?
I wonder if Valve saw any returns with Half-Life: Alyx. 5 years later VR is still absurdly expensive to get into.
April 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I wonder if Valve saw any returns with Half-Life: Alyx. 5 years later VR is still absurdly expensive to get into.
ORB: ON THE MOVEMENTS OF THE EARTH is one of those narratives that I wish I liked more. Awesome concept for a show bogged down by glacial pacing and long philosophical monologues.
March 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ORB: ON THE MOVEMENTS OF THE EARTH is one of those narratives that I wish I liked more. Awesome concept for a show bogged down by glacial pacing and long philosophical monologues.
Conservatives be like:
"Cool he did an X because he now owns Twitter"
And then turn around and be like:
"Salute? No, no he's just awkward"
#musk
"Cool he did an X because he now owns Twitter"
And then turn around and be like:
"Salute? No, no he's just awkward"
#musk
January 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Conservatives be like:
"Cool he did an X because he now owns Twitter"
And then turn around and be like:
"Salute? No, no he's just awkward"
#musk
"Cool he did an X because he now owns Twitter"
And then turn around and be like:
"Salute? No, no he's just awkward"
#musk
All those "final confession TikToks" are about to be real awkward
January 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
All those "final confession TikToks" are about to be real awkward
I Can't Stop Thinking About Signalis | Critique
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January 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Never forget the Adidas commercial that David Lynch made
January 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Never forget the Adidas commercial that David Lynch made
The long form youtube meta didn't die because of shortening attention spans. It died because there's a 30 second ad every 90 seconds.
Literally unwatchable
Literally unwatchable
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The long form youtube meta didn't die because of shortening attention spans. It died because there's a 30 second ad every 90 seconds.
Literally unwatchable
Literally unwatchable
rest in peace king. no one did it like you.
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
rest in peace king. no one did it like you.
YT Shorts will never replace TikTok. YT had years (and every chance) to replicate Twitch and they failed miserably. YT Shorts will be no different.
January 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
YT Shorts will never replace TikTok. YT had years (and every chance) to replicate Twitch and they failed miserably. YT Shorts will be no different.
Video essay on Signalis up tomorrow!
January 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Video essay on Signalis up tomorrow!
Okay, quitting Threads now as well. CEOs learn to stfu
January 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Okay, quitting Threads now as well. CEOs learn to stfu
me playing Balatro on mobile
January 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
me playing Balatro on mobile
Just a reminder, he knows how to manipulate the headlines as a distraction. Focus on the more subtle stuff.
January 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just a reminder, he knows how to manipulate the headlines as a distraction. Focus on the more subtle stuff.
Kicking myself because I bought Balatro on PC instead of mobile. I would play it constantly if it were on my phone instead.
January 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kicking myself because I bought Balatro on PC instead of mobile. I would play it constantly if it were on my phone instead.
Haha Threads is now literally turning into a twitter clone. Zuck seeing dollar signs in allowing hatespeech on the platform.
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Haha Threads is now literally turning into a twitter clone. Zuck seeing dollar signs in allowing hatespeech on the platform.