Critical Bass Theory
@criticalbasstheory.bsky.social
Bass player, home recording, naturism, spiritual abuse, nerdy stuff, pro wrestling, memes
Good day for a naked race!
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good day for a naked race!
On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎
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Put this up in The Louvre
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Put this up in The Louvre
Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
Rebellions are built on hope.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rebellions are built on hope.
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Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.
Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. 😂
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. 😂
Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
June 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
I really don’t know what to do with myself while i wait for my Facebook appeal. I started working on my musical projects but I have nowhere to post it when I finish.
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I really don’t know what to do with myself while i wait for my Facebook appeal. I started working on my musical projects but I have nowhere to post it when I finish.
If I don’t win my Facebook appeal, I might have to delete my naturist content here and invite my textile friends to follow me.
June 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If I don’t win my Facebook appeal, I might have to delete my naturist content here and invite my textile friends to follow me.
Sometimes I still think about the blonde with the sword at King Charles’ coronation.
June 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Sometimes I still think about the blonde with the sword at King Charles’ coronation.
Facebook just disabled the account I’ve had (and documented my family with) since 2009. They said I was buying guns??? Hope I win the appeal.
June 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Facebook just disabled the account I’ve had (and documented my family with) since 2009. They said I was buying guns??? Hope I win the appeal.
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When people are nude together, the source for character and personality comes from the inside instead of the outside. It forces an honest display that is different from when we are wearing clothes. The costume is off & there are no more cues. We appear as we are. No more or less.
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When people are nude together, the source for character and personality comes from the inside instead of the outside. It forces an honest display that is different from when we are wearing clothes. The costume is off & there are no more cues. We appear as we are. No more or less.
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*Dad walks into strip club*
Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
June 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*Dad walks into strip club*
Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
Sun’s out; buns out!
June 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sun’s out; buns out!
I’m gonna go to the protest and then the nudist resort. Or maybe kill two birds with one stone and just protest nude!
June 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I’m gonna go to the protest and then the nudist resort. Or maybe kill two birds with one stone and just protest nude!
YES
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
YES
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Send & receive emergency alerts for ICE raids and activity in your area
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May 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Fiftieth birthday at Shangrila Ranch. Nowhere else I’d rather be!
May 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fiftieth birthday at Shangrila Ranch. Nowhere else I’d rather be!
Tomorrow is my 50th birthday. Plans are: early workout, spend all day quietly at the nudist resort (forecast 96 degrees) and then dinner with some friends who happen to be in town.
May 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Tomorrow is my 50th birthday. Plans are: early workout, spend all day quietly at the nudist resort (forecast 96 degrees) and then dinner with some friends who happen to be in town.
It takes a big man to wear a pink feather boa. And it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
May 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It takes a big man to wear a pink feather boa. And it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Ran my second 5K this weekend. This one was fully clothed, unfortunately but I did beat my old time by 4 minutes.
May 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ran my second 5K this weekend. This one was fully clothed, unfortunately but I did beat my old time by 4 minutes.
