Critical Bass Theory
@criticalbasstheory.bsky.social
Bass player, home recording, naturism, spiritual abuse, nerdy stuff, pro wrestling, memes
Guess what day it is!
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Guess what day it is!
Awww thanks!
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Awww thanks!
My favorite game to play is “guess why she’s mad at me today”.
February 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
My favorite game to play is “guess why she’s mad at me today”.
Life is hard, but I’m harder.
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Life is hard, but I’m harder.
She’s awful.
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
She’s awful.
Good day for a naked race!
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good day for a naked race!
On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎
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Put this up in The Louvre
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Put this up in The Louvre
Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
Rebellions are built on hope.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rebellions are built on hope.
*applause*
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*applause*
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Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.
Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. 😂
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. 😂
Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
June 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”
I really don’t know what to do with myself while i wait for my Facebook appeal. I started working on my musical projects but I have nowhere to post it when I finish.
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I really don’t know what to do with myself while i wait for my Facebook appeal. I started working on my musical projects but I have nowhere to post it when I finish.
If I don’t win my Facebook appeal, I might have to delete my naturist content here and invite my textile friends to follow me.
June 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If I don’t win my Facebook appeal, I might have to delete my naturist content here and invite my textile friends to follow me.
Sometimes I still think about the blonde with the sword at King Charles’ coronation.
June 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Sometimes I still think about the blonde with the sword at King Charles’ coronation.
That’s a stretch lol
June 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
That’s a stretch lol
Facebook just disabled the account I’ve had (and documented my family with) since 2009. They said I was buying guns??? Hope I win the appeal.
June 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Facebook just disabled the account I’ve had (and documented my family with) since 2009. They said I was buying guns??? Hope I win the appeal.