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Crispy's Tavern
@crispystavern.bsky.social
Just a simple tavernkeeper making his way through the universe.
💜 Asexual • 🗡️ D&D • 🎥 YouTube

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I'm a simple tavern keeper listening to whatever woes and horrors end up at my doorstep.

YouTube🎥
youtube.com/@CrispysTavern

Spotify🎙️
open.spotify.com/show/6hYmKL4...

Voicemails☎️
speakpipe.com/crispytavern
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Thank you to @crispystavern.bsky.social for posting this excellent summary of all this drama with Saige and the damage she (and Carlos) have done:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sITr...
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We had the honor of hosting the one and only @matthewmercer.bsky.social!

We discussed his departure from the DM chair, the struggles of public scrutiny, the success of Daggerheart, and more!

youtu.be/FV-4HnJT_Rg?...
The Real Matt Mercer (feat. Matt Mercer)
YouTube video by Crispy's Tavern: DnD Tales and Tea
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August 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Very convincing Matthew... but I know that Mulligan has you trapped in the sweat shop making American Girl Doll shoes.

Don't worry. Your cry for help is heard.
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
With the release of @mattcolville.bsky.social's Draw Steel, I have an 8 video series on YouTube that covers all the basic mechanics.

There's everything from a guide on Negotiations to a full overview of EVERY class.

Looking forward to the game!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_31...
Basics of Draw Steel: POWER ROLLS (Learning MATT COLVILLE’S RPG)
YouTube video by Crispy's Academy: DnD Advice
www.youtube.com
July 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
July 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Bro. You said that BG3 represented the death of culture.

Shut the fuck up and put the English language on a high shelf until you find the definition of "hypocrite."
July 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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These videos seem pretty good??
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
🌟 "I'm fearless."

I'm taking my Luna Snow crossplay to the Le Sserafim concert in Las Vegas! They are my favorite K-Pop group and I am so excited to see them live. All the girls will be girling.
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I have 3 types of DND characters

- Quirky murder lesbian
- Girl boss with scales
- Werido who exclusively listens to jazz
May 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
After all that hype, Katseye's Gnarly might become the worst song of the year. At the very least it is the most disappointing.

They were right to compare themselves to Tesla. Both released with the same quality.

This shit ruined my day.
April 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This looks awesome!
@crispystavern.bsky.social

It might not be much, but I'm a big fan of your two channels :D I made a fanart of Ratto Crispy!

Thank you for being awesome!
April 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Filipinos stand unbroken.

If you are unaware, a festival named after Lapu-Lapu's stand against Portuguese invaders was attacked in Vancouver. Now, 11 people lie dead and many more are injured.

If you live in British Columbia, I ask humbly that you connect any victims to the BC CVAP.
April 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🔥 youtu.be/fFpup5JUOPA?...

Our first Dragon Week video is up! We're taking a look at Western Dragons to see if they are as "boring" as some people think.

Part of Dragon Week, organized by @ginnydi.com and @antodemico.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Google's AI responses really want me to be straight.
April 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Been following for a while and almost finished watching karkonous by night. Good stuff :3
April 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
❄️ "Act like an angel. Dress like crazy."

Cosplay is Luna Snow from Marvel Rivals
April 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Casually waiting in my tower for a knight in shining armor (Audio by @momo-obrien.bsky.social)

This outfit is what I took to the Ren Faire last week! My D&D party and I had an incredible time... even if the traffic was conjured by Vecna himself.
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Slava Ukraini.
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My friend explained how Dating Apps work and it HORRIFIED MY ARO/ACE ASS.

Seriously, what is this dystopian bullshit? Algorithm-generated dating? Subscription services?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm a simple tavern keeper listening to whatever woes and horrors end up at my doorstep.

YouTube🎥
youtube.com/@CrispysTavern

Spotify🎙️
open.spotify.com/show/6hYmKL4...

Voicemails☎️
speakpipe.com/crispytavern
November 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM