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✨Welcome to the official account for Crispyloaf! ✨Bringing you the latest in anime that totally actually exists for real.
Unlike some anime streaming services, we don't use artificial intelligence.
We're not even sure if we use real intelligence.
We're not even sure if we use real intelligence.
July 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Unlike some anime streaming services, we don't use artificial intelligence.
We're not even sure if we use real intelligence.
We're not even sure if we use real intelligence.
The #lightnovel sensation that spawned a hit #manga is now a 22-episode #anime series. "These Stupid Kids Keep Throwing Themselves in Front of My Garbage Truck Hoping to Get Reincarnated" is the story of a working-class man dealing with the popularity of #isekai fiction.
Now streaming!
Now streaming!
August 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The #lightnovel sensation that spawned a hit #manga is now a 22-episode #anime series. "These Stupid Kids Keep Throwing Themselves in Front of My Garbage Truck Hoping to Get Reincarnated" is the story of a working-class man dealing with the popularity of #isekai fiction.
Now streaming!
Now streaming!
April 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Fun fact: "Harem anime" is an anagram of "Mama in here."
Make of that what you will. We'll be over here making weird faces.
Make of that what you will. We'll be over here making weird faces.
February 26, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Fun fact: "Harem anime" is an anagram of "Mama in here."
Make of that what you will. We'll be over here making weird faces.
Make of that what you will. We'll be over here making weird faces.
Fun anime fact: Nami is sometimes shown wearing a two-piece, completely defying the title of the show.
December 10, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Fun anime fact: Nami is sometimes shown wearing a two-piece, completely defying the title of the show.
When talking about numbers, you should use "more than" instead of "over," because "over" is an indication of physical location and proximity.
We told this to Vegeta an hour ago, and he's still screaming.
Sorry. It's "more than 9,000." Better luck next time.
We told this to Vegeta an hour ago, and he's still screaming.
Sorry. It's "more than 9,000." Better luck next time.
December 9, 2023 at 5:54 AM
When talking about numbers, you should use "more than" instead of "over," because "over" is an indication of physical location and proximity.
We told this to Vegeta an hour ago, and he's still screaming.
Sorry. It's "more than 9,000." Better luck next time.
We told this to Vegeta an hour ago, and he's still screaming.
Sorry. It's "more than 9,000." Better luck next time.
Fun anime fact: Every novel was technically a visual novel until audiobooks were invented.
December 7, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Fun anime fact: Every novel was technically a visual novel until audiobooks were invented.
Fun anime fact: Evangelion will keep rebooting itself until someone finds the Evangeli-off button.
December 3, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Fun anime fact: Evangelion will keep rebooting itself until someone finds the Evangeli-off button.
Fun anime fact: Saitama never claims a free sandwich from his local deli, because all his cards just have one punch.
November 30, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Fun anime fact: Saitama never claims a free sandwich from his local deli, because all his cards just have one punch.
Fun anime fact: X is good, actually. The anime, not the website.
November 30, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Fun anime fact: X is good, actually. The anime, not the website.
Fun anime fact: Sailor Moon had to have a very awkward conversation with Setsuna after Pluto was delisted as a planet.
November 29, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Fun anime fact: Sailor Moon had to have a very awkward conversation with Setsuna after Pluto was delisted as a planet.
Fun anime fact: Most real cowboys prefer country and/or western music. Bebop was preferred by beatniks and boppers.
November 29, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Fun anime fact: Most real cowboys prefer country and/or western music. Bebop was preferred by beatniks and boppers.
New handle, same totally real anime that actually exists for real! Now we can be found on Bluesky at Crispyloaf Dot Com, same as our website!
November 29, 2023 at 1:28 AM
New handle, same totally real anime that actually exists for real! Now we can be found on Bluesky at Crispyloaf Dot Com, same as our website!
Fun fact: In the United States, only Midwesterners call it "J-Pop." It's called "J-Soda" everywhere else!
November 28, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Fun fact: In the United States, only Midwesterners call it "J-Pop." It's called "J-Soda" everywhere else!
Fun anime fact: In real life, bubblegum has always sold very well, so there was never an actual Bubblegum Crisis or Bubblegum Crash.
Can't say the same for peanut butter kisses. That candy's had a rough life.
Can't say the same for peanut butter kisses. That candy's had a rough life.
November 22, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Fun anime fact: In real life, bubblegum has always sold very well, so there was never an actual Bubblegum Crisis or Bubblegum Crash.
Can't say the same for peanut butter kisses. That candy's had a rough life.
Can't say the same for peanut butter kisses. That candy's had a rough life.
Fun anime fact: "Neon Genesis Evangelion" was called "Neon Mega Drive Evangelion" outside of the U.S.!
November 21, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Fun anime fact: "Neon Genesis Evangelion" was called "Neon Mega Drive Evangelion" outside of the U.S.!
Two siblings move into a new house only to find out it's haunted. They're relieved to find out the ghost seems friendly. Then they discover she has attachment issues and scary friends.
"RELAX!! I Think Creepy Ghost Girl Just Wants to Hang Out" is set for a summer release next year.
"RELAX!! I Think Creepy Ghost Girl Just Wants to Hang Out" is set for a summer release next year.
November 20, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Two siblings move into a new house only to find out it's haunted. They're relieved to find out the ghost seems friendly. Then they discover she has attachment issues and scary friends.
"RELAX!! I Think Creepy Ghost Girl Just Wants to Hang Out" is set for a summer release next year.
"RELAX!! I Think Creepy Ghost Girl Just Wants to Hang Out" is set for a summer release next year.
Nanami is full of boundless love for the Great Old Ones, and has taken it upon herself to share that love with everyone!
It's the controversial anime series "Spreading the Word About Ammutseba!"
Episode 1 "The Lucky Will Perish First" and episode 2 "No Delaying the Inevitable" now streaming!
It's the controversial anime series "Spreading the Word About Ammutseba!"
Episode 1 "The Lucky Will Perish First" and episode 2 "No Delaying the Inevitable" now streaming!
November 19, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Nanami is full of boundless love for the Great Old Ones, and has taken it upon herself to share that love with everyone!
It's the controversial anime series "Spreading the Word About Ammutseba!"
Episode 1 "The Lucky Will Perish First" and episode 2 "No Delaying the Inevitable" now streaming!
It's the controversial anime series "Spreading the Word About Ammutseba!"
Episode 1 "The Lucky Will Perish First" and episode 2 "No Delaying the Inevitable" now streaming!
Kaoru is overworked, underpaid, and just looking for a break. Then one day, he meets Gomi-chan, and his world is forever changed. It's the whirlwind love story of a man and his rubbish bin.
The award-winning romance anime "My Waifu is Trash" debuts on Crispyloaf early next year!
The award-winning romance anime "My Waifu is Trash" debuts on Crispyloaf early next year!
November 18, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Kaoru is overworked, underpaid, and just looking for a break. Then one day, he meets Gomi-chan, and his world is forever changed. It's the whirlwind love story of a man and his rubbish bin.
The award-winning romance anime "My Waifu is Trash" debuts on Crispyloaf early next year!
The award-winning romance anime "My Waifu is Trash" debuts on Crispyloaf early next year!
The hit manga "Crowd Killer Killer" is being adapted into an anime by Studio Detarame!
Problem: The metal / hardcore scene is too aggressive in the pit.
Solution: Hire your own aggro moshers to take them out!
New problem: Now everyone wants to be a Crowd Killer Killer.
12 episodes ordered.
Problem: The metal / hardcore scene is too aggressive in the pit.
Solution: Hire your own aggro moshers to take them out!
New problem: Now everyone wants to be a Crowd Killer Killer.
12 episodes ordered.
November 18, 2023 at 7:05 PM
The hit manga "Crowd Killer Killer" is being adapted into an anime by Studio Detarame!
Problem: The metal / hardcore scene is too aggressive in the pit.
Solution: Hire your own aggro moshers to take them out!
New problem: Now everyone wants to be a Crowd Killer Killer.
12 episodes ordered.
Problem: The metal / hardcore scene is too aggressive in the pit.
Solution: Hire your own aggro moshers to take them out!
New problem: Now everyone wants to be a Crowd Killer Killer.
12 episodes ordered.
Imagine you're at work and suddenly two elf girls show up.
Sounds pretty great, right? Now imagine finding out none of their internal organs are where you'd expect.
Doctor Isha is about to find out "They Don't Teach Elf Anatomy in Med School!"
Physician, heal thy elf.
Sounds pretty great, right? Now imagine finding out none of their internal organs are where you'd expect.
Doctor Isha is about to find out "They Don't Teach Elf Anatomy in Med School!"
Physician, heal thy elf.
November 18, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Imagine you're at work and suddenly two elf girls show up.
Sounds pretty great, right? Now imagine finding out none of their internal organs are where you'd expect.
Doctor Isha is about to find out "They Don't Teach Elf Anatomy in Med School!"
Physician, heal thy elf.
Sounds pretty great, right? Now imagine finding out none of their internal organs are where you'd expect.
Doctor Isha is about to find out "They Don't Teach Elf Anatomy in Med School!"
Physician, heal thy elf.
We'll no longer have anything to do with the bird site. We're doing to delete all our posts, but keep the account so nobody can re-register our username.
We should have done this over a year ago.
We should have done this over a year ago.
November 18, 2023 at 12:33 AM
We'll no longer have anything to do with the bird site. We're doing to delete all our posts, but keep the account so nobody can re-register our username.
We should have done this over a year ago.
We should have done this over a year ago.
Gonna hand out bottled water at the next convention, 'cause some of you anime fans are just thirsty.
November 17, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Gonna hand out bottled water at the next convention, 'cause some of you anime fans are just thirsty.