Ryan Niemiller
@cripplethreat8.bsky.social
Comedian. Third place America’s Got Talent season 14. Dad to a 2-year-old bully.
Dolphins by a million today.
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dolphins by a million today.
I bought an expensive hobby box of basketball cards tonight. If I don’t hit a Detlef Schrempf, may God have mercy on us all.
August 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I bought an expensive hobby box of basketball cards tonight. If I don’t hit a Detlef Schrempf, may God have mercy on us all.
I think I’m just going to turn this into a sports account but one where I just yell when someone does something cool.
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I think I’m just going to turn this into a sports account but one where I just yell when someone does something cool.
My son insisted on sleeping with a box of cupcake mix last night. I hope he stays a little weirdo as long as possible.
May 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My son insisted on sleeping with a box of cupcake mix last night. I hope he stays a little weirdo as long as possible.
Every time I think I’d like to get a project going, I remember that even if it caught on, it would just end up with hundreds of strangers calling me a fat T-Rex anyway.
May 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every time I think I’d like to get a project going, I remember that even if it caught on, it would just end up with hundreds of strangers calling me a fat T-Rex anyway.
There are people already lined up outside Target to put in a preorder for the Switch 2. I hope they get rained on. I want them to get their console but I want them to earn it.
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There are people already lined up outside Target to put in a preorder for the Switch 2. I hope they get rained on. I want them to get their console but I want them to earn it.
I wouldn’t be so upset by rich celebrities going to space if we were leaving them there.
April 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wouldn’t be so upset by rich celebrities going to space if we were leaving them there.
I get back to the States after 16 days away tomorrow. I was going to kiss the ground when I landed, but I don’t want Katy Perry’s sloppy seconds.
April 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I get back to the States after 16 days away tomorrow. I was going to kiss the ground when I landed, but I don’t want Katy Perry’s sloppy seconds.
I almost stepped on a monitor lizard today which I never thought is a sentence I’d say.
April 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I almost stepped on a monitor lizard today which I never thought is a sentence I’d say.
I’m out of the country right now. Gotta check my 401K next week when I get home. I assume it’s skyrocketing.
April 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I’m out of the country right now. Gotta check my 401K next week when I get home. I assume it’s skyrocketing.
I’m on the way to Japan. It sucks that I’m doing it today and no one believes me.
April 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m on the way to Japan. It sucks that I’m doing it today and no one believes me.
Easily the most annoying day for social media to exist.
April 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Easily the most annoying day for social media to exist.
My fitness goals are losing enough weight where I can poop on a plane.
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My fitness goals are losing enough weight where I can poop on a plane.
Oh hell, there’s a Chuck E. Cheese here.
March 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh hell, there’s a Chuck E. Cheese here.
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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
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Bobbo's World Interviews comedian Ryan Niemiller . The @cripplethreat8.bsky.social We discuss Wrestling. @aewontv.bsky.social. He talks his time at AGT. youtu.be/oxckEJ9vZRM?... Go like, comment, share, subscribe.
Bobbo's World Interviews @CrippleThreat8 Ryan Niemiller. We talk wrestling, growing up, comedy etc.
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February 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Bobbo's World Interviews comedian Ryan Niemiller . The @cripplethreat8.bsky.social We discuss Wrestling. @aewontv.bsky.social. He talks his time at AGT. youtu.be/oxckEJ9vZRM?... Go like, comment, share, subscribe.
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Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor
February 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor
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February 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Hooters for one just hits different. And by different I mean kind of skeazy.
February 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hooters for one just hits different. And by different I mean kind of skeazy.
Last leg of my parlay I need to hit is an Eagles fan eating police horse shit to celebrate this win. Not cashing out. I think I can hit it.
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Last leg of my parlay I need to hit is an Eagles fan eating police horse shit to celebrate this win. Not cashing out. I think I can hit it.
It was a true honor for Travis Kelce to allow himself to get stomped out in front of the man who openly hates his girlfriend.
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It was a true honor for Travis Kelce to allow himself to get stomped out in front of the man who openly hates his girlfriend.
Mitch McConnell fell today. Did someone roll him over so he didn’t get stuck on his back?
February 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mitch McConnell fell today. Did someone roll him over so he didn’t get stuck on his back?
I'm upset that I've recently learned that I don't have the kind of disability that lets me get away with doing racist stuff.
If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.
If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.
February 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm upset that I've recently learned that I don't have the kind of disability that lets me get away with doing racist stuff.
If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.
If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.
Even though it hurts when it happens, I at least take comfort in the fact that I get made fun of way less in public than someone who has a Cybertruck.
February 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Even though it hurts when it happens, I at least take comfort in the fact that I get made fun of way less in public than someone who has a Cybertruck.