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crashout 'ideas guy' who draws stuff they like and rambles incoherently - follow to immediately be miserable |🔞| OC/FANON art account
new discovery: social points
this is mostly a theory, but I think I've gotten the gist of it

every day, I build up an arbitrary number of these points...when I talk to people, it consumes them until they're depleted and I become a ghost to them

...unfortunately, it depletes faster than I can gain!
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ok evil ass joke log:

when referring to size difference butt stuff:
they call me excadrill the way I be drillin' through excrement (NEVER use this joke btw guys don't try this at home)
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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He also has The Biggest Sword, and fun fact: Is the only one in the troupe who changes outfits in the book.

This is because Maruaders can wear all armor, and because I could NOT decide how he should look lmao

if you like the way this game looks, youll like how it plays!
(art by me)
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Delia design, including an outdated sketchpage

She's an Espeon that, while seemingly cold-hearted and emotionless, is actually just reserving her immense passion for her Trainer and her Trainer ONLY.
She sees Ria as a love rival...but the tactic of "know-thy-enemy" ended up wrecking her diet too...
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
been (re)obsessed with the concept of 'ideals'
whether that be seeing your ideal self in someone else, achieving your ideal self by any means necessary, or realizing that you will never be able to achieve it

the concept is fun to centralize character stories on...
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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alive malinda theory
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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More complete Kanao referential material...
real pictures of her to come soon!
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I too can indulge in cringe (implying I haven't already)
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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would
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If I try to put myself out there and interact with others, I turn myself into an interface - software that only deserves a turn to exist when prompted.

If I seclude myself off in response, I'm only comforted then by my own ego and delusion.

I'm the epitome of pointless...
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
injecting Chapter 3 of Beast Yeast directly into my veins
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Still need to work on Dust's OG form to perfect it, but what if I simply first-tried a different form instead!

Dust-bold: a kobold-esque form he takes out of desperation and practicality. Serves as a good middle-man between his unleashed draconic state (although he loses a good foot of height...)
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Basic types of kobolds
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
PEOPLE ARE GONNA SPEND 30 BUCKS ON GRAYSCALE LUMIOSE

LMFAOOOOOOOO
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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monthly art update nothing too crazy #cookierunkingdom
May 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Brie, my little (big...) Braixen, caught NABBING from my FRIDGE.

gluttonous FIEND... (I had no real idea for this picture I just wanted to practice this pose and suddenly remembered the Braixen I designed lol)
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I was smart, I would've made Dust a raccoon and the cheese sisters cats...
ah well
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Pulchra - ZZZ
June 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
being neurotic fucking blows and I know that simply by existing, I ruin people's lives...

...but MAN, was I born in the right era to be a loser since I can just reflect myself through characters I like!!
I love media consumption yummy yummy!!!!

cheers to being a girlfail Grafaiai that can't draw 😸
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
when your art's so bad, you can't do anything but just sigh when zooming out
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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to be continued
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dude watching like everybody who's ever scammed me one way or another just end up doing well and/or successful is fucking mind-numbing

I can't tell if this is ego death or a wake-up call but GOD it SUCKS to watch...

I'm not gonna do the Lady Emily thing and flair up a drama (cuz I can't) but FUCK
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Okay you mean to tell me that DC added a thicc Shark Girl to a Supergirl comic and NO ONE on the internet said anything?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I know it's rather one-trick-pony-esque but I enjoy designing a lot of my characters based off an ironic twist of their species...that's kinda the reason why I'm so obsessed with making Pokemon characters.
There's nothing wrong with playing it straight but it's just way more fun!
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM