Gumby
@crimegumby.bsky.social
everybody knows me at the dump | they/them
I love my country of Philadelphia
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I love my country of Philadelphia
Billie Starkz is the best wrestler in the world because she brought out the blue meanie and somehow got me to say “well that’s kinda fun” instead of “I wish I was dead”
August 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Billie Starkz is the best wrestler in the world because she brought out the blue meanie and somehow got me to say “well that’s kinda fun” instead of “I wish I was dead”
This does make me want to die but also I’m kind of impressed at how far he’s taken this
August 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This does make me want to die but also I’m kind of impressed at how far he’s taken this
Has Sammy as a face ever once worked lol
August 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Has Sammy as a face ever once worked lol
Ishii kinda looks like if you brought a Mighty Bean to life
August 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ishii kinda looks like if you brought a Mighty Bean to life
Every time I go to see professional wrestling I am cursed with seeing Blake Christian
August 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Every time I go to see professional wrestling I am cursed with seeing Blake Christian
The blood squirting out of Tremont’s head like he’s a cartoon geyser is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen and I cannot believe I saw it in person
June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The blood squirting out of Tremont’s head like he’s a cartoon geyser is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen and I cannot believe I saw it in person
Just got randomly handed what I can only assume is a cool virus
June 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just got randomly handed what I can only assume is a cool virus
Shotzi leaving WWE and going straight into TOS is so fucking cool she rocks
June 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Shotzi leaving WWE and going straight into TOS is so fucking cool she rocks
Tournament of survival? More like tournament of PISS! (I’ve had to pee four times since we got to the venue)
June 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tournament of survival? More like tournament of PISS! (I’ve had to pee four times since we got to the venue)
Watching Zandig hype up GCW with his CZW tattoo is so funny
June 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Watching Zandig hype up GCW with his CZW tattoo is so funny
Before my adoring fans need ask, I’ll let you know that I WILL be at TOS this weekend
June 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Before my adoring fans need ask, I’ll let you know that I WILL be at TOS this weekend
Chuck Taylor at the Chris Farren gig do you think he’ll chop me if I ask
May 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Chuck Taylor at the Chris Farren gig do you think he’ll chop me if I ask
Been getting a lot of ads about testicular cancer on instagram and starting to wonder if they know something I don’t
April 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Been getting a lot of ads about testicular cancer on instagram and starting to wonder if they know something I don’t
Just watched two kids do the Danielson/McGuinness ring post spot at the bus stop
April 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just watched two kids do the Danielson/McGuinness ring post spot at the bus stop
My “off Bluesky for several months” update for everyone is most every aspect of my life has been fucking insane for several months but on Sunday I will be 14 months sober and have two creative projects I’m working on I’m very excited about so I’m big chilling
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My “off Bluesky for several months” update for everyone is most every aspect of my life has been fucking insane for several months but on Sunday I will be 14 months sober and have two creative projects I’m working on I’m very excited about so I’m big chilling
I deleted twitter off my phone and it made me remember I can post on here so I’m here to shitpost what’s up
April 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I deleted twitter off my phone and it made me remember I can post on here so I’m here to shitpost what’s up
I’m one year sober! To celebrate, I will be LIVE on twitch this Saturday, March 1st, raising funds for the Philadelphia Film Society! PFS has been integral to my sobriety journey, and your donation goes towards the many wonderful programs they have! Hope to see you there!
February 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’m one year sober! To celebrate, I will be LIVE on twitch this Saturday, March 1st, raising funds for the Philadelphia Film Society! PFS has been integral to my sobriety journey, and your donation goes towards the many wonderful programs they have! Hope to see you there!
Pick a number between 1-100 and I’ll send you a song from my wrapped playlist
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Pick a number between 1-100 and I’ll send you a song from my wrapped playlist
Idk why I all of a sudden have so many wrestling followers but I want you to know I watch wrestling less and my takes have gotten meaner 💖
November 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Idk why I all of a sudden have so many wrestling followers but I want you to know I watch wrestling less and my takes have gotten meaner 💖
What’s up I kind forgot about this app but I’m still alive and (almost) 8 months sober things are p good
October 17, 2024 at 6:48 PM
What’s up I kind forgot about this app but I’m still alive and (almost) 8 months sober things are p good