Sorry (Not sorry. Go Ms!)

I can’t be the only one thinking that Springsteen should buy Natalie Maines flowers, right?

Being correct about anything hasn’t been a priority for him, it seems.

There is no Champagne produced in the U.S., by definition.

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

As a U.S. citizen I feel compelled to say I hope the Canadian team pounded them into the ice.

Washington, Oregon and California requesting adoption. Willing to pretend to like all dressed chips and to understand curling. Will also convert to hockey.

I ran out of milk for my cereal today. Because I have common sense, I know DEI is to blame.

Joe was an amazing President. But he suffers from the hubris that infects all national politicians. If he had announced he was just doing one term in 2023, he would have left with a shining legacy and probably a Democratic successor.

I have a friend whose family does this. Always holding my breath for them until Dec. 26.

Merry Earpmas to all who celebrate. Andras to all, a good night!

And toilet paper. It’s going to be 2020 all over again.

We’d follow you anywhere. Except the hellscape we left.