You got this!

The older I get the more secure I get in my ability to deal with my stove catching on fire.

Sometimes being married means telling your husband ten things that he won't like, like "I'm reading and so now you can't talk to me or I'll cry"

I've been on a news moratorium since the solstice, to be resumed when the Pizza Demon's back to school, but I have in the meantime absolutely destroyed my YouTube algorithm and I almost feel a little sorry for it.

Holy cow I'm whiney when I feel like poop xD

My yule gift from the universe this year is a cold, and decorations *still* not up.

I love to bake
but I bought one of the Gordon's boxes of pre-cut sugar cookies and I haven't even baked them yet and I've thought to myself several times, "oh! I don't have to make cookies to have cookies! What a bonus!" and I just wanted the internet to know that they were $13 for a 72 ct box

One of the top 10 worst things about parenting is at some point your kid is going to get into dinosaurs, and you're going to have to show them land before time and re-traumatize yourself.
In other news
I've already cried so hard today I have a tummy ache.

I just wanted to warn everyone that it's definitely seasonal depression time because even while properly medicated 4:30 rolls around and all I want to do is scream.

Since I am trans, yeah, where are my people at.