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@createslowkey.bsky.social
she/her | GA🍑
playlist curator 🎵
herbal tea enthusiast ☕️
“multi-hyphenate” 🥴
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I’m Nia✨

I have a budding vinyl collection and am on round 2 being a plant mom (RIP😭)

I’m also into herbal tea blends, making playlists, the MCU, the NBA and WNBA, and reality tv foolishness 🤗

I’m an audiophile, but graphic design pays my bills 🤷🏾‍♀️

#addtoblacksky
I accidentally got in white people business and now I’m forever stuck with the knowledge that Taylor Swift’s album sounds like someone had their sexual awakening in the middle of an Old Navy 🫠
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
God is great.

Just came back from France as one of Cannes Lions global 30 under 30 😭
July 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I was really 1 of 30 people accepted into this program GLOBALLY, and I’m only a 1/4 of the way through my fundraising costs… and payment is due by 5/1

Lord, help me make this happen 😭
April 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Please tell me y’all have seen how they’re changing street names in Miami neighborhoods after songs and artist names.

Not their government names… stuff like City Girls Street…

WE DA BEST TERRACE
TRICK LOVE THE KIDS STREET
POST & DELETE STREET

I—
March 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just binged Paradise in 2 days, and my parents are shocked that I called nearly every plot point 😂
March 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Being 29 and having a crush is crazy!

(…she says to herself in an effort to stay on a romantic hiatus until she completes her other goals 😂)
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I hop on this app and the first thing I see is “more men are paying barbers to cut their lashes off for a more ‘masculine’ look”

And here I thought this was supposed to be the good place 🙃
March 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Keep short men in production” took me out 😂

(…because you’re not wrong, but that was a wild way to phrase it 😂)
The fun sized girlies should really have more love for the short/5’8” ish kings bc that IS tall for you.

Being barely over 5ft and only going after the 6’4” niggas while complaining about short men is silly bc y’all the ones that keep short men in production.
February 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Quote this with a Mirror Pic 📸

(Fun fact: I started challenging myself to stop an take a pic when I see mirrors in an effort to get over camera shyness… It’s been working 🤗)
February 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
If I ain’t have but 2 scoops of eyebrows to start with, I would definitely be a bleached eyebrow girly 😭
February 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
When you come out of a depressive state and start wearing real clothes again 🥹
February 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How it started vs. How it’s going (God is so great… I’m excited to finally make the leap into ad creative now that I’ve graduated 😭)
February 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Apple Music isn’t working on my phone or computer, and I feel like I’m going crazy 😭
February 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not my snack cravings being identical to pregnancy cravings… b/c why would I want hummus, blueberries, pickles, chips & salsa AND a random slice of pepper jack cheese??
February 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The worst thing about the TikTok ban is that that they’re gonna spin it as Trump being the hero who gets in back… and then I fear things will start getting real “Musky” round there 😭
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Today was a really rough day… and then they took away TikTok before I could really get the chance to say goodbye 😭
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Welp. I gave in and downloaded Rednote 😂
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
God is really Him… that is all 🤗
January 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I made a digital yearbook of my favorite music from this year

Super proud I didn’t just let this idea sit in my Notes App 🥹
December 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Had this realization after singing Casanova by Levert followed by Soon As I Get Home by Babyface at the top of my lungs in traffic 😂
So, I’ve decided that I’m going to stop ignoring the fact that I am *indeed* a soft life mushy gushy lover girl… and I guess we’ll see how it goes 🥴
December 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
So, I’ve decided that I’m going to stop ignoring the fact that I am *indeed* a soft life mushy gushy lover girl… and I guess we’ll see how it goes 🥴
December 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
And that’s how you do The Scarn 🕺🏾
Meet new friends, tie that yarn…
December 13, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I got a tattoo last week and now I’m contemplating cutting and/or dyeing my hair… Maybe I need to go talk to the lady 👀😂
December 13, 2024 at 4:57 AM
This Benadryl got me fighting for my LIFE rn… I am so groggy.
December 7, 2024 at 9:40 PM
The biggest lessons I learned this year were about trust & control.

1. God really has an undefeated record, so stop worrying about what you think the score looks like in the moment.
December 6, 2024 at 2:55 PM