Goldie
@crazyyellowfox.bsky.social
Well fam, I just had a crashout at The Home Depot. Self checkout refused to read my chip card and when I swiped, it told me I had to use the chip, so I started screaming obscenities at the video monitoring camera like a boomer luddite. Inb4 Palantir adds me to their "fed up asshole" database.
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Well fam, I just had a crashout at The Home Depot. Self checkout refused to read my chip card and when I swiped, it told me I had to use the chip, so I started screaming obscenities at the video monitoring camera like a boomer luddite. Inb4 Palantir adds me to their "fed up asshole" database.
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Heyy, I’m an artist who’s been in the fandom since 2009! I occasionally take commissions and love to travel, hike, kayak, code, and read in my free time. Welcome to my space! ✨🐾
🍁 Commissions: h3ize.carrd.co
🍁 Commissions: h3ize.carrd.co
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Heyy, I’m an artist who’s been in the fandom since 2009! I occasionally take commissions and love to travel, hike, kayak, code, and read in my free time. Welcome to my space! ✨🐾
🍁 Commissions: h3ize.carrd.co
🍁 Commissions: h3ize.carrd.co
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Jackknife Jackalope ~ personal / 'rabid frontier' character design
#artpost #jackalope #ocart #wildwest
#artpost #jackalope #ocart #wildwest
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Jackknife Jackalope ~ personal / 'rabid frontier' character design
#artpost #jackalope #ocart #wildwest
#artpost #jackalope #ocart #wildwest
Some more Shipley doodles.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Some more Shipley doodles.
Okay, wtf has Google done now? I have Meet and Chat turned off, but since yesterday I've been getting spam Google meet calls ringing my phone once an hour. How tf do I turn this off?
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Okay, wtf has Google done now? I have Meet and Chat turned off, but since yesterday I've been getting spam Google meet calls ringing my phone once an hour. How tf do I turn this off?
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Perfect isn't easy...
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Perfect isn't easy...
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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I resolve to draw more this year, especially more of this guy.
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I resolve to draw more this year, especially more of this guy.
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🎄 AFTER CHRISTMAS SALE 🎄
25% OFF ALL COMMISSIONS
now until JAN 1ST 2026 🎊
i'm short on bills after the holidays, and i have my yearly renewal for my @ coming out soon 😔
all interactions appreciated! 🫶
> vgen.co/crayonheart <
#vgen #vgencomm #comm #commission #furryart
25% OFF ALL COMMISSIONS
now until JAN 1ST 2026 🎊
i'm short on bills after the holidays, and i have my yearly renewal for my @ coming out soon 😔
all interactions appreciated! 🫶
> vgen.co/crayonheart <
#vgen #vgencomm #comm #commission #furryart
December 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
🎄 AFTER CHRISTMAS SALE 🎄
25% OFF ALL COMMISSIONS
now until JAN 1ST 2026 🎊
i'm short on bills after the holidays, and i have my yearly renewal for my @ coming out soon 😔
all interactions appreciated! 🫶
> vgen.co/crayonheart <
#vgen #vgencomm #comm #commission #furryart
25% OFF ALL COMMISSIONS
now until JAN 1ST 2026 🎊
i'm short on bills after the holidays, and i have my yearly renewal for my @ coming out soon 😔
all interactions appreciated! 🫶
> vgen.co/crayonheart <
#vgen #vgencomm #comm #commission #furryart
A Goldie commission from www.furaffinity.net/user/gnawgut/
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A Goldie commission from www.furaffinity.net/user/gnawgut/
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December 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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stares at you like this
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
stares at you like this
Reddit is always so friendly.
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reddit is always so friendly.
I'm loving the sudden influx of artists old and new on Bluesky!
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm loving the sudden influx of artists old and new on Bluesky!
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I keep seeing ppl say this place has a “suffocating political culture” but i honestly have to dig thru posts to find any, most of what i see is artists just talking tbh
This place is nowhere near perfect and ive got a list of issues with it but damn?
This place is nowhere near perfect and ive got a list of issues with it but damn?
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I keep seeing ppl say this place has a “suffocating political culture” but i honestly have to dig thru posts to find any, most of what i see is artists just talking tbh
This place is nowhere near perfect and ive got a list of issues with it but damn?
This place is nowhere near perfect and ive got a list of issues with it but damn?
OMG, the Miku Stomp is in Spinal Tap 2,and I didn't even realize it when I saw it in the theater. Watching it with my folks tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
OMG, the Miku Stomp is in Spinal Tap 2,and I didn't even realize it when I saw it in the theater. Watching it with my folks tonight.
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Buddy has no idea what's going on.
A 'kobold balloonist' commission I did for @dartagnantt.bsky.social
A 'kobold balloonist' commission I did for @dartagnantt.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Buddy has no idea what's going on.
A 'kobold balloonist' commission I did for @dartagnantt.bsky.social
A 'kobold balloonist' commission I did for @dartagnantt.bsky.social
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Finally figured out how to play this one thanks to a video of Dann Huff playing his actual part on this.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finally figured out how to play this one thanks to a video of Dann Huff playing his actual part on this.
Holy shit what? I am so ready to get off of this out of control merry-go-round that is 2025. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Director and actor Rob Reiner found dead at home with wife Michele Singer Reiner
Authorities investigating ‘apparent homicide’ after 78-year-old director of Stand By Me and The Princess Bride was discovered dead at LA home with wife
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Holy shit what? I am so ready to get off of this out of control merry-go-round that is 2025. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...