Dk
@crazegewd.bsky.social
I post about kinky stuff a lot, so minors DNI.
Father, Husband, Dom, lover of moths. Follow me for dad jokes, queer jokes, kink jokes, and probably some nails and crafts too.
I play a doctor online
Father, Husband, Dom, lover of moths. Follow me for dad jokes, queer jokes, kink jokes, and probably some nails and crafts too.
I play a doctor online
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Oh!Great every time he gets to draw some fuckin gears:
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh!Great every time he gets to draw some fuckin gears:
Shoes and pants ALL the way off ✅️
Squatty Potty™️ equipped ✅️
Taking care of business tonight
Squatty Potty™️ equipped ✅️
Taking care of business tonight
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Shoes and pants ALL the way off ✅️
Squatty Potty™️ equipped ✅️
Taking care of business tonight
Squatty Potty™️ equipped ✅️
Taking care of business tonight
"Jack frost nutting on your nose" is that anything?
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Jack frost nutting on your nose" is that anything?
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*monkey paw curls* the drop tables swap and the emberlight in your bank is suspiciously yellow and curved
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*monkey paw curls* the drop tables swap and the emberlight in your bank is suspiciously yellow and curved
Me convincing your girl to peg you:
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me convincing your girl to peg you:
To the general type of person I want to be friends with: like a 7
To the people I want nothing to do with: 2 or 3
Sincerely: a white Norse pagan that shaves his head
(I swear I'm a good person)
To the people I want nothing to do with: 2 or 3
Sincerely: a white Norse pagan that shaves his head
(I swear I'm a good person)
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To the general type of person I want to be friends with: like a 7
To the people I want nothing to do with: 2 or 3
Sincerely: a white Norse pagan that shaves his head
(I swear I'm a good person)
To the people I want nothing to do with: 2 or 3
Sincerely: a white Norse pagan that shaves his head
(I swear I'm a good person)
My wife is making a big casserole and asked me to make the sauce for it.
I did and she just dumps it all in. No taste test.
I don't even have that kind of faith in myself, let alone anyone else.
I did and she just dumps it all in. No taste test.
I don't even have that kind of faith in myself, let alone anyone else.
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My wife is making a big casserole and asked me to make the sauce for it.
I did and she just dumps it all in. No taste test.
I don't even have that kind of faith in myself, let alone anyone else.
I did and she just dumps it all in. No taste test.
I don't even have that kind of faith in myself, let alone anyone else.
For no particular reason except perhaps the season:
What are the creepiest songs to randomly come on a radio you thought was turned off?
So far all I've got is Daisy Bell and I need more.
What are the creepiest songs to randomly come on a radio you thought was turned off?
So far all I've got is Daisy Bell and I need more.
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For no particular reason except perhaps the season:
What are the creepiest songs to randomly come on a radio you thought was turned off?
So far all I've got is Daisy Bell and I need more.
What are the creepiest songs to randomly come on a radio you thought was turned off?
So far all I've got is Daisy Bell and I need more.
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NOOOOOOOO FUCK NOO FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK
GODDAMNIT LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING NO NO FUCK NO
GODDAMNIT LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING NO NO FUCK NO
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
NOOOOOOOO FUCK NOO FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK
GODDAMNIT LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING NO NO FUCK NO
GODDAMNIT LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING NO NO FUCK NO
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Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!
Nothing makes me volunteer to catch more than rum and I'm really not sure what to do about that
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nothing makes me volunteer to catch more than rum and I'm really not sure what to do about that
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Fantasy Western
October 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fantasy Western
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Fun drugs for my real friends, real drugs for my fun friends
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Fun drugs for my real friends, real drugs for my fun friends
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Mildly autistic werewolf who waits until they've tied their knot into their partner before going on their Niche Interest Rants
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Mildly autistic werewolf who waits until they've tied their knot into their partner before going on their Niche Interest Rants
I like that Mario and Bowsette makes perfect sense as a couple, but regular Bowser? The single dad?
That man needs a different Italian, a homeowner, perhaps.
That man needs a different Italian, a homeowner, perhaps.
October 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I like that Mario and Bowsette makes perfect sense as a couple, but regular Bowser? The single dad?
That man needs a different Italian, a homeowner, perhaps.
That man needs a different Italian, a homeowner, perhaps.
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a harmonica holder around my neck with six different flavored vapes in it
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
a harmonica holder around my neck with six different flavored vapes in it
Tell me why I thought this cave looked like one of the opening frames to Bad Apple
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Tell me why I thought this cave looked like one of the opening frames to Bad Apple
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Okay 3million dollar porn game idea:
Dick Pic simulator.
Is like those retail Sims but with some Pokemon Snap to it, you take pics of your cick in your shady apartment trying to pull good/bad comments of internet badies
you unlock better furnishing for backgrounds, props, better cameras.
Dick Pic simulator.
Is like those retail Sims but with some Pokemon Snap to it, you take pics of your cick in your shady apartment trying to pull good/bad comments of internet badies
you unlock better furnishing for backgrounds, props, better cameras.
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Okay 3million dollar porn game idea:
Dick Pic simulator.
Is like those retail Sims but with some Pokemon Snap to it, you take pics of your cick in your shady apartment trying to pull good/bad comments of internet badies
you unlock better furnishing for backgrounds, props, better cameras.
Dick Pic simulator.
Is like those retail Sims but with some Pokemon Snap to it, you take pics of your cick in your shady apartment trying to pull good/bad comments of internet badies
you unlock better furnishing for backgrounds, props, better cameras.
Going to the Folsom Street fair tomorrow, y'all want anything?
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Going to the Folsom Street fair tomorrow, y'all want anything?
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Reminder that Midna's helmet has nothing to do with her HOT IMP ASS
Just draw her HOT IMP ASS, the helmet doesn't matter
Just draw her HOT IMP ASS, the helmet doesn't matter
a cartoon character wearing a helmet with a circle in the middle
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a helmet with a circle in the middle
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reminder that Midna's helmet has nothing to do with her HOT IMP ASS
Just draw her HOT IMP ASS, the helmet doesn't matter
Just draw her HOT IMP ASS, the helmet doesn't matter
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oh my gin of choice? queefeater my goodman
September 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
oh my gin of choice? queefeater my goodman
Desperately trying to find someone who can split my tongue in 2 in the bay area
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Desperately trying to find someone who can split my tongue in 2 in the bay area
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IF IT IS FICTION. IF IT IS MADE BETWEEN CONSENTING PARTIES.
IT IS NOT DANGEROUS.
YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS LINE.
THEY WILL WEAPONIZE YOUR DISGUST REFLEX TO PUT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE BEHIND BARS.
IT IS NOT DANGEROUS.
YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS LINE.
THEY WILL WEAPONIZE YOUR DISGUST REFLEX TO PUT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE BEHIND BARS.
September 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
IF IT IS FICTION. IF IT IS MADE BETWEEN CONSENTING PARTIES.
IT IS NOT DANGEROUS.
YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS LINE.
THEY WILL WEAPONIZE YOUR DISGUST REFLEX TO PUT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE BEHIND BARS.
IT IS NOT DANGEROUS.
YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS LINE.
THEY WILL WEAPONIZE YOUR DISGUST REFLEX TO PUT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE BEHIND BARS.
"Silksong isn't hard, you just need to git gud"
Consider: Silksong is exactly as difficult as its supposed to be
Consider: Silksong is exactly as difficult as its supposed to be
September 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Silksong isn't hard, you just need to git gud"
Consider: Silksong is exactly as difficult as its supposed to be
Consider: Silksong is exactly as difficult as its supposed to be