Florian Seidler
@crawshay.bsky.social
I do things all the time!
Also: do catch me as Jare in "Shores of the Silver Thrum", season 3 of Dark Dice, anywhere you listen to things on the interwebs ( for your convenience: https://spotify.link/g9QQsKC0NDb ) 🧔🦉⚓
Also: do catch me as Jare in "Shores of the Silver Thrum", season 3 of Dark Dice, anywhere you listen to things on the interwebs ( for your convenience: https://spotify.link/g9QQsKC0NDb ) 🧔🦉⚓
Come and join me in celebrating an incredible achievement: I've just rolled up not one but two sleeping bags in such a way that they fit their, well, bags on the first try. Two! No un-/re-rolling! Mind. Blown. Drinks are on me.
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Come and join me in celebrating an incredible achievement: I've just rolled up not one but two sleeping bags in such a way that they fit their, well, bags on the first try. Two! No un-/re-rolling! Mind. Blown. Drinks are on me.
Most preposterous thing happened in class today, or how to emotionally break a millennial in one sentence: randomly bringing up Indiana Jones (as you do) and a student chimes in with "Sorry, I don't watch western movies."
July 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Most preposterous thing happened in class today, or how to emotionally break a millennial in one sentence: randomly bringing up Indiana Jones (as you do) and a student chimes in with "Sorry, I don't watch western movies."
Say what you will about public transportation in Berlin (and there's a lot to be said...) but the lady they sent to retrieve my AirPod case was a heaven-sent daredevil, boldly jumping onto the tracks, exclaiming "who wants to wait on day as fucking hot as today for them to figure out the signals?"
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Say what you will about public transportation in Berlin (and there's a lot to be said...) but the lady they sent to retrieve my AirPod case was a heaven-sent daredevil, boldly jumping onto the tracks, exclaiming "who wants to wait on day as fucking hot as today for them to figure out the signals?"
This was just another one of those days where you leave the house and something immediately feels wrong, but you can't quite put your finger on it. Strange. On an unrelated note: I just realized I've been wearing my boxershorts the wrong way 'round all day. #NeedMoreSleep #GoodNight
June 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This was just another one of those days where you leave the house and something immediately feels wrong, but you can't quite put your finger on it. Strange. On an unrelated note: I just realized I've been wearing my boxershorts the wrong way 'round all day. #NeedMoreSleep #GoodNight
Listen, I love everything this book has to offer and I'm sure so will you, but what I'd love more than this? For "Shores of the Silver Thrum" to become a book just like this, so, uhmn... Make this one as successful as it deserves to be, yeah? And lest I forget: Do you seek him?
My book preorders are up!
Feel free to help me "test" the page by pre-ordering a horror D&D book :)
unnatural-horrors.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
Feel free to help me "test" the page by pre-ordering a horror D&D book :)
unnatural-horrors.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
Pre-order Dark Dice: Unnatural Horrors for 5th Edition on BackerKit
Terrifying Monsters, Horror-Themed Adventure, Dark Magic Items, Expanded Sanity Rules, and the True Necromancer Class!
unnatural-horrors.backerkit.com
June 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Listen, I love everything this book has to offer and I'm sure so will you, but what I'd love more than this? For "Shores of the Silver Thrum" to become a book just like this, so, uhmn... Make this one as successful as it deserves to be, yeah? And lest I forget: Do you seek him?
Less than an hour to wait for this - grab those tickets now and join the premiere of Earworm to fill that Alan Wake shaped hole in your heart (or just to listen to something I suspect will be pretty darn good, your choice).
🎤 IT’S EARWORM DAY! 🎤
Our bold audio drama music filled with hip hop, jazz and ghosts!
See you at 19:00BST for the premiere event! Tickets below!
Our bold audio drama music filled with hip hop, jazz and ghosts!
See you at 19:00BST for the premiere event! Tickets below!
May 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Less than an hour to wait for this - grab those tickets now and join the premiere of Earworm to fill that Alan Wake shaped hole in your heart (or just to listen to something I suspect will be pretty darn good, your choice).
What strange accolades to be mentioned in the same breath as @thelaurentucker.bsky.social @maryhellscream.bsky.social and @megaran.com for a rap battle about... going to the toilet?! I'll take it. By God, I'll take it! Also, the rest of the album [expletive] slaps! 🔥🎶🎮🎶🔥
Anyone interested in a video game cover album I've been working on?
carelessjuja.bandcamp.com/album/the-ni...
carelessjuja.bandcamp.com/album/the-ni...
The Night Prelude, by Careless Juja
14 track album
carelessjuja.bandcamp.com
May 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
What strange accolades to be mentioned in the same breath as @thelaurentucker.bsky.social @maryhellscream.bsky.social and @megaran.com for a rap battle about... going to the toilet?! I'll take it. By God, I'll take it! Also, the rest of the album [expletive] slaps! 🔥🎶🎮🎶🔥
I'll be having whatever that alldayandnightingale in front of my bedroom windows is having, please.
April 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I'll be having whatever that alldayandnightingale in front of my bedroom windows is having, please.
Are you tired of all the horror (adjacent) stuff I've popped up in over the past year or so? Well, do I have a treat for... oh. Oh... So, this is kinda awkward, but... Head on over to @redracula.bsky.social for the public release of a certain lil' short story, maybe? open.spotify.com/episode/1rk4...
Short Story: Dracula's Guest
Re: Dracula · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Are you tired of all the horror (adjacent) stuff I've popped up in over the past year or so? Well, do I have a treat for... oh. Oh... So, this is kinda awkward, but... Head on over to @redracula.bsky.social for the public release of a certain lil' short story, maybe? open.spotify.com/episode/1rk4...
10yo me: wow, you're pushing 40 now. Your taste must be well refined and your humour as poignant as a telephone book!
Current me: Yes. Also, I discovered this song today and giggled uncontrollably for a handful of minutes.
[ both high-five each other ]
open.spotify.com/track/09xahI...
Current me: Yes. Also, I discovered this song today and giggled uncontrollably for a handful of minutes.
[ both high-five each other ]
open.spotify.com/track/09xahI...
Grandaddy (Bonus Track)
The Horne Section · Ultrabulk · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
10yo me: wow, you're pushing 40 now. Your taste must be well refined and your humour as poignant as a telephone book!
Current me: Yes. Also, I discovered this song today and giggled uncontrollably for a handful of minutes.
[ both high-five each other ]
open.spotify.com/track/09xahI...
Current me: Yes. Also, I discovered this song today and giggled uncontrollably for a handful of minutes.
[ both high-five each other ]
open.spotify.com/track/09xahI...
So, apparently my NatGeo subscription now comes with a complimentary stat boost? Maybe now I can finally avoid all those crit reading fails?!
March 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
So, apparently my NatGeo subscription now comes with a complimentary stat boost? Maybe now I can finally avoid all those crit reading fails?!
Fellow human users of the Bluesky network: it has landed! The outrageously good @darkdicepod.bsky.social Album I had the inconceivable pleasure of helping create alongside names far greater than mine (that would easily burst Bsky's character count) is yours to listen to anywhere you like now. Enjoy.
February 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fellow human users of the Bluesky network: it has landed! The outrageously good @darkdicepod.bsky.social Album I had the inconceivable pleasure of helping create alongside names far greater than mine (that would easily burst Bsky's character count) is yours to listen to anywhere you like now. Enjoy.
Sorry Severance, it's not you, it's only that this Friday belongs to The Gorge - gotta know what @crobertcargill.bsky.social has been up to (while I patiently await Dreams and Shadows #3 😉).
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sorry Severance, it's not you, it's only that this Friday belongs to The Gorge - gotta know what @crobertcargill.bsky.social has been up to (while I patiently await Dreams and Shadows #3 😉).
Looking for a quick fairytale-sized, "What if Ray Bradbury had spent most his time in Scandinavia" flavoured snack? Well, Danilo's cooked up something good for you!
On a remote mountain lies a graveyard, where the Heart of the Mountain rests undisturbed. This graveyard is also a children's playground where they venture into the forbidden ground.
De graça pelos primeiros 5 dias :D
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De graça pelos primeiros 5 dias :D
a.co/d/bDrZqsC
The Heart of The Mountain (English Edition)
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January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Looking for a quick fairytale-sized, "What if Ray Bradbury had spent most his time in Scandinavia" flavoured snack? Well, Danilo's cooked up something good for you!
I know, I know, I'm incredibly late to the game and it's an IP and everything, but someone at the studio clearly didn't have pets - how's the movie not called "A Quiet Cat: Day one"?! My suspension of disbelief can only be stretched so far... (kick-ass movie, tho!)
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know, I know, I'm incredibly late to the game and it's an IP and everything, but someone at the studio clearly didn't have pets - how's the movie not called "A Quiet Cat: Day one"?! My suspension of disbelief can only be stretched so far... (kick-ass movie, tho!)
Been wondering when this would drop so I could finally talk about it - turns out it's been a Patreon exclusive since Halloween 🤦 Guess the release of Nosferatu is as good a reason as any:
Here's to me paying more attention and joining the @redracula.bsky.social fun!
www.patreon.com/posts/115050...
Here's to me paying more attention and joining the @redracula.bsky.social fun!
www.patreon.com/posts/115050...
Dracula's Guest | Re: Dracula
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December 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Been wondering when this would drop so I could finally talk about it - turns out it's been a Patreon exclusive since Halloween 🤦 Guess the release of Nosferatu is as good a reason as any:
Here's to me paying more attention and joining the @redracula.bsky.social fun!
www.patreon.com/posts/115050...
Here's to me paying more attention and joining the @redracula.bsky.social fun!
www.patreon.com/posts/115050...
It really is the little things: been teaching beginner's level German to digital classes where 98% of students hide behind "broken" cameras, thinking that participation is optional. Asking about jobs/professional goals, random guy unmutes and goes "...Uhmn... Protector of the Galaxy...?". #mademyday
December 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
It really is the little things: been teaching beginner's level German to digital classes where 98% of students hide behind "broken" cameras, thinking that participation is optional. Asking about jobs/professional goals, random guy unmutes and goes "...Uhmn... Protector of the Galaxy...?". #mademyday
Let's do this!
My takeaway from this year's wrapped? The downside to being a patron seems to be that Spotify is not aware of how often I listened to the amazing S3E10 of @darkdicepod.bsky.social or just how much I love Shadows at the door (no account yet, eh @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social?). Oh well..
My takeaway from this year's wrapped? The downside to being a patron seems to be that Spotify is not aware of how often I listened to the amazing S3E10 of @darkdicepod.bsky.social or just how much I love Shadows at the door (no account yet, eh @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social?). Oh well..
December 4, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Let's do this!
My takeaway from this year's wrapped? The downside to being a patron seems to be that Spotify is not aware of how often I listened to the amazing S3E10 of @darkdicepod.bsky.social or just how much I love Shadows at the door (no account yet, eh @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social?). Oh well..
My takeaway from this year's wrapped? The downside to being a patron seems to be that Spotify is not aware of how often I listened to the amazing S3E10 of @darkdicepod.bsky.social or just how much I love Shadows at the door (no account yet, eh @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social?). Oh well..
So true, only that I remember my feed to be a beautiful wall of @crobertcargill.bsky.social skeets and now it's full of actual friends (not that I would mind calling Mr. Cargill an actual friend, though).
Sorry to add to your notifications - it sure has advantages living over here in passive-bsky.
Sorry to add to your notifications - it sure has advantages living over here in passive-bsky.
Man, Bluesky feels like a VERY different app this week
I remember the times when the feed was just three hours of Scalzi and Gaiman talking to fans with the occasional post by someone else and literally NOTHING after 10pm.
Now it takes ten minutes to check my notifications and weed out Reply Guys.
I remember the times when the feed was just three hours of Scalzi and Gaiman talking to fans with the occasional post by someone else and literally NOTHING after 10pm.
Now it takes ten minutes to check my notifications and weed out Reply Guys.
November 28, 2024 at 11:52 AM
So true, only that I remember my feed to be a beautiful wall of @crobertcargill.bsky.social skeets and now it's full of actual friends (not that I would mind calling Mr. Cargill an actual friend, though).
Sorry to add to your notifications - it sure has advantages living over here in passive-bsky.
Sorry to add to your notifications - it sure has advantages living over here in passive-bsky.
First thought of the day that's in no way related to the morning routine:
I really just want to live in a place that smells of freshly cut pine tree and cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven all day, every day. Is that too much to ask?
I really just want to live in a place that smells of freshly cut pine tree and cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven all day, every day. Is that too much to ask?
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 AM
First thought of the day that's in no way related to the morning routine:
I really just want to live in a place that smells of freshly cut pine tree and cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven all day, every day. Is that too much to ask?
I really just want to live in a place that smells of freshly cut pine tree and cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven all day, every day. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I've made a huge mistake... Don't know if it's the same for anyone else out there, but I remember my (grand)parents admonishing me that pomegranate stains won't ever come out again. Well... 🧵 [1/?]
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Apparently I've made a huge mistake... Don't know if it's the same for anyone else out there, but I remember my (grand)parents admonishing me that pomegranate stains won't ever come out again. Well... 🧵 [1/?]
It's 2024 and I've just started playing Hollow Knight for the first time - just thought I'd let you know. (And yes, I'll absolutely get around to playing Mass Effect at some point. Promise.)
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
It's 2024 and I've just started playing Hollow Knight for the first time - just thought I'd let you know. (And yes, I'll absolutely get around to playing Mass Effect at some point. Promise.)
On an unrelated note: thank fuck (excusez-moi) for @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social reminding me of Starve Acre! Finally watched it and should've done so much earlier! Also should start judging books by their cover again - been sleeping on those Andrew Michael Hurley books for too long apparently...
November 6, 2024 at 9:29 AM
On an unrelated note: thank fuck (excusez-moi) for @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social reminding me of Starve Acre! Finally watched it and should've done so much earlier! Also should start judging books by their cover again - been sleeping on those Andrew Michael Hurley books for too long apparently...
Wanna hear an actual horror story? After a long day of teaching I was getting ready to listen to the new @malevolent.bsky.social episode only to wake up again long after it finished. But - plot twist - 'twas a comedy all along: apparently fell asleep before pushing play; happy to dive in now!
October 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Wanna hear an actual horror story? After a long day of teaching I was getting ready to listen to the new @malevolent.bsky.social episode only to wake up again long after it finished. But - plot twist - 'twas a comedy all along: apparently fell asleep before pushing play; happy to dive in now!
Oh, hello old friends! New friends, welcome! Have a complimentary digital donut from a Lake House dlc screenshot. Let's make this place a bit cozier than the old one, yeah? Hugs and stuff.
October 23, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Oh, hello old friends! New friends, welcome! Have a complimentary digital donut from a Lake House dlc screenshot. Let's make this place a bit cozier than the old one, yeah? Hugs and stuff.