Appreciate this bud! You can thank me by crapping your pants! #crappypants

So, I've noticed an account liking my post lately. Seems to be a wrestling fan but basically just posts about crapping their pants. Because I'm apparently still a child, I found it really amusing. Give them a follow for the hell of it.
bsky.app/profile/crap...

Dang. I've been using this wrong. I thought it meant crappy your pants in an overly fancy manner. #crappypants

What do me and pro wrestler CM Punk have in common?

We both crap our pants. #wrestlesky #crappypants

I'm happy happy happy in my crappy crappy pants
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Why are you reading this? You could be crapping your pants instead.

Crap your pants! Crap your pants! CRAP. YOUR. PANTS!

If you're crappy and you know it, clap your hands!👏👏

If you're crappy and you know it, clap your hands!👏👏

If you're crappy and you know it, then your pants will surely show it.

If you're crappy and you know it, clap your hands!👏👏

Times are tough. People are scared for the future. Politics are nuts, prices are up, and we're more divided than ever.

When you're down and feel like you can't go on, just ask yourself once question:

Have I crapped my pants lately?

If I had a nickel for each time I've crapped in my pants today, I'd have 🖐️ nickels.

Uh oh...... I crapped my pants again......

Uh oh...... I crapped my pants