crabturtle.bsky.social
@crabturtle.bsky.social
Ancient Cat Adoption: This thing keeps coming back to my hut. It must like me!
Week later: It's the food..creature only comes here because of the food...
Week later: This is sleep time. If you don't like sleep time, this won't work.
Week later: Sleep time is flexible.
Week later: Your name is Marīa.
March 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
How can your phone ever be at 100% when it's off the charger? Something's not right...looking into this further.
December 23, 2024 at 5:23 AM
If a bear cries in the forest, and nobody laughs, do I cry too? Or is there just something in my eye? Stupid bear, making me cry while I watch this Japanese cartoon.
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 PM
If I go into the bathroom, no clothes on except shoes, don't touching anything, sit down, pee, wait till it dries and then flush with my foot, do I still need to wash my hands? Hypothetically.
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 AM