Captain Southbird
@cptsouthbird.bsky.social
Former Vinesauce editor, created the Super Mario Bros 3Mix hack, made some cool Starbound RP vids
Discord! https://discord.com/invite/Db8DKAkv6B
Discord! https://discord.com/invite/Db8DKAkv6B
"What a pity, I will surpass you next time!" - true and very real gamer speak
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"What a pity, I will surpass you next time!" - true and very real gamer speak
A commenter in particular said this thumbnail was pretty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW17...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW17...
Fur, Fangs, and Starbuncles (All the Magic - Arcana)
YouTube video by Captain Southbird
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
A commenter in particular said this thumbnail was pretty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW17...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW17...
oh my god Google that's the basic mantra for pilots, it doesn't need to be translated
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
oh my god Google that's the basic mantra for pilots, it doesn't need to be translated
That dang blood-guzzling bird and his friend the werewolf cat are at it again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33S...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33S...
The Blood Problem (All the Magic - Arcana)
YouTube video by Captain Southbird
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
That dang blood-guzzling bird and his friend the werewolf cat are at it again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33S...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33S...
Xylophones are like one of the softest sounding instruments, a megaphone and all-caps title seems inappropriate
February 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Xylophones are like one of the softest sounding instruments, a megaphone and all-caps title seems inappropriate
And another!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2H...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2H...
Teckworks Unleashed (All the Magic - Arcana)
YouTube video by Captain Southbird
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
And another!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2H...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2H...
It's only been like 4 months, but new video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEB...
Bird Becomes a Vampire (All the Magic - Arcana)
YouTube video by Captain Southbird
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It's only been like 4 months, but new video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEB...
What is a coffin, but a time-capsule for my corpse
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What is a coffin, but a time-capsule for my corpse
Had a dream that my brother wanted to try out a new card game, called "Uno 2: Angle of Attack!" All I remember was two wrapped packages of cards and the backsides had a stylized "2", but other than that, no idea what the "Angle of Attack" part was gonna be.
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Had a dream that my brother wanted to try out a new card game, called "Uno 2: Angle of Attack!" All I remember was two wrapped packages of cards and the backsides had a stylized "2", but other than that, no idea what the "Angle of Attack" part was gonna be.
You MUST regret it
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
You MUST regret it
I sometimes think it's actually a challenge for Mario fan content makers to make low difficulty, casual levels, like what is typical of most Mario games.
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I sometimes think it's actually a challenge for Mario fan content makers to make low difficulty, casual levels, like what is typical of most Mario games.
It takes a little computer architecture understanding to fully appreciate it, but one of the reasons the older 8 and 16-bit consoles have wild and chaotic glitches is in part that, nothing "protects" the memory. Once those old CPUs get started, it's hard to stop them, even if they jump off a cliff
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It takes a little computer architecture understanding to fully appreciate it, but one of the reasons the older 8 and 16-bit consoles have wild and chaotic glitches is in part that, nothing "protects" the memory. Once those old CPUs get started, it's hard to stop them, even if they jump off a cliff
One of my favorite passive amusements is seeing out-of-context captions appear on YouTube Short thumbnails.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of my favorite passive amusements is seeing out-of-context captions appear on YouTube Short thumbnails.
wtf, sausage shorts
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
wtf, sausage shorts
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
"How could you not know that?!"
"Well, if I knew how I didn't know it, I'd probably know it."
"Well, if I knew how I didn't know it, I'd probably know it."
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"How could you not know that?!"
"Well, if I knew how I didn't know it, I'd probably know it."
"Well, if I knew how I didn't know it, I'd probably know it."
It probably says something about humanity that sometimes YouTube shorts are clips from a show played at 1.5x speed, because I guess we can't consume short form crap efficiently enough
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It probably says something about humanity that sometimes YouTube shorts are clips from a show played at 1.5x speed, because I guess we can't consume short form crap efficiently enough
Heh, I saw this on Amazon, "4X-Large is your recommended size based on millions of customer orders and reviews."
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Heh, I saw this on Amazon, "4X-Large is your recommended size based on millions of customer orders and reviews."
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
I swear, nothing pisses me off more than reading one sentence from a news article before it's like "Enter your email to receive free spam if you actually want to know anything about what's going on!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I swear, nothing pisses me off more than reading one sentence from a news article before it's like "Enter your email to receive free spam if you actually want to know anything about what's going on!"
had a moment I was in a Discord chat where I expressed "A" is not the same as "B", but I used the format -- "A" <> "B" -- because I was actively writing SQL code at the time for the day job.
Someone said, "That's not how inequalities work", and I "corrected" it, added "sorry, I'm a dev :("
Someone said, "That's not how inequalities work", and I "corrected" it, added "sorry, I'm a dev :("
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
had a moment I was in a Discord chat where I expressed "A" is not the same as "B", but I used the format -- "A" <> "B" -- because I was actively writing SQL code at the time for the day job.
Someone said, "That's not how inequalities work", and I "corrected" it, added "sorry, I'm a dev :("
Someone said, "That's not how inequalities work", and I "corrected" it, added "sorry, I'm a dev :("
Me: "Nice, we get an extra hour of sleep tonight!"
My body: "Oh, okay, so we'll just wake up at 6:30 instead of 7:30"
Me: "No, that's not the point-"
My body: "Oh, okay, so we'll just wake up at 6:30 instead of 7:30"
Me: "No, that's not the point-"
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Me: "Nice, we get an extra hour of sleep tonight!"
My body: "Oh, okay, so we'll just wake up at 6:30 instead of 7:30"
Me: "No, that's not the point-"
My body: "Oh, okay, so we'll just wake up at 6:30 instead of 7:30"
Me: "No, that's not the point-"
A Halloween decoration from a house down the street
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A Halloween decoration from a house down the street
10 minute long video. "Does [thing that shouldn't work] still work?!" Jump to 9:30. "No, it doesn't!" Glad I didn't spent the additional 9:30 on that.
October 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
10 minute long video. "Does [thing that shouldn't work] still work?!" Jump to 9:30. "No, it doesn't!" Glad I didn't spent the additional 9:30 on that.
Product description: "The product supports plug-in use, eliminating your worries."
Finally, the plug-in worry remover is available
Finally, the plug-in worry remover is available
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Product description: "The product supports plug-in use, eliminating your worries."
Finally, the plug-in worry remover is available
Finally, the plug-in worry remover is available