Captain Lasky
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Captain Lasky
@cptlasky.bsky.social
· Dec 3
𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙮
CO - UNSC Infinity
“𝘐’𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨’𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.”
CO - UNSC Infinity
“𝘐’𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨’𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.”
Staring at the rest of the ship like…
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Staring at the rest of the ship like…
Can we just… NOT.
Please don’t make me start issuing orders.
Please don’t make me start issuing orders.
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Can we just… NOT.
Please don’t make me start issuing orders.
Please don’t make me start issuing orders.
Reposted by Captain Lasky
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
*there MIGHT be a little blush to his cheeks*
In my defense, they told me it would be good for morale.
In my defense, they told me it would be good for morale.
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
*there MIGHT be a little blush to his cheeks*
In my defense, they told me it would be good for morale.
In my defense, they told me it would be good for morale.
A RARE #SeductiveSunday from the Captain.
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
A RARE #SeductiveSunday from the Captain.
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January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Medbay reports the officer will be fine.
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Medbay reports the officer will be fine.
“No, you certainly don’t. But some of the Spartans seem to enjoy it, for whatever reason.”
“Oh…I feel foolish then. Not often you hear 21st century stuff.”
“No, I’m quite alright.” He shook his head.
“I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”
“I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
“No, you certainly don’t. But some of the Spartans seem to enjoy it, for whatever reason.”
Reposted by Captain Lasky
" 𝐈 ? 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬 . "
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
" 𝐈 ? 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬 . "
“No, I’m quite alright.” He shook his head.
“I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”
“I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”
“Sir…? Are you concussed?”
“…Daisy Dukes… bikinis on top…”
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
“No, I’m quite alright.” He shook his head.
“I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”
“I heard music, down near S-deck, and it got stuck in my head.”
“…Daisy Dukes… bikinis on top…”
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
“…Daisy Dukes… bikinis on top…”
Did you hit your head on your last drop, Trooper?
I have 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 what you’re talking about.
I have 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 what you’re talking about.
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Did you hit your head on your last drop, Trooper?
I have 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 what you’re talking about.
I have 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 what you’re talking about.
The only one with true luck is the Master Chief.
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The only one with true luck is the Master Chief.
Reposted by Captain Lasky
" 𝐈'𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 , 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 , 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 . . . "
August 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
" 𝐈'𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 , 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 , 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 . . . "
If the Captain were listening, he might suggest they get a room.
He 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵
He 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
If the Captain were listening, he might suggest they get a room.
He 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵
He 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵
The ship seems to have… settled.
For now.
For now.
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
The ship seems to have… settled.
For now.
For now.
*sighs in Captain*
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
*sighs in Captain*
Better than nothing.
Get some coffee and carry on.
Get some coffee and carry on.
Rested enough.
Not a disappointment. Just surprising.
Hopefully she’s well rested now.
Hopefully she’s well rested now.
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Better than nothing.
Get some coffee and carry on.
Get some coffee and carry on.
Not a disappointment. Just surprising.
Hopefully she’s well rested now.
Hopefully she’s well rested now.
It’s not easy being a disappointment.
But she does it so well.
But she does it so well.
Quietly sends a team to bring her back to her quarters.
A Spartan falling asleep in the mess?
He just shakes his head.
A Spartan falling asleep in the mess?
He just shakes his head.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Not a disappointment. Just surprising.
Hopefully she’s well rested now.
Hopefully she’s well rested now.
Quietly sends a team to bring her back to her quarters.
A Spartan falling asleep in the mess?
He just shakes his head.
A Spartan falling asleep in the mess?
He just shakes his head.
She’s passed out in the Mess.
Awkwardly slumped over a table.
Awkwardly slumped over a table.
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Quietly sends a team to bring her back to her quarters.
A Spartan falling asleep in the mess?
He just shakes his head.
A Spartan falling asleep in the mess?
He just shakes his head.
