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One time I left my phone at a friends house and I was so flustered going to get it I backed into my garage door and broke it with my car inside the garage and no phone to call for help

Spent more than ten minutes outside today and didn’t burn call it a success honey

Got a haircut for the first time since February, gay powers at an all time high

Put $4.96 worth of gas in my car just to be able to get to a Costco gas station to fill up because saving $1.34 total on a tank of gas is my passion

I love when chocolate chips are advertised as “baking” chocolate chips like yessss girl I’m definitely not just going to shovel handfuls of these into my mouth at 9pm

I could never forget the crack served in my community as a youth

Guys the mercury retrograde ends in 2 days and then we’re all going to be okay. That’s what I’m telling myself and I think you should join me in that delusion

I took this video for my friend of my first successful sourdough and I think I’m gonna document all of them from here on out it brings me so much joy!!!

Beyoncé’s American Requiem and Amen being compared to Bohemian Rhapsody is so fitting.

Every Solidcore class humbles me more than a group of middle schoolers at the mall

Beyonce winning AOTY should be celebrated in the streets with a Mardi Gras level of partying