Cow Tank
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Goblin Jim not being a goblin might be the greatest twist in video game history
May 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Goblin Jim not being a goblin might be the greatest twist in video game history
Can we go back to six packs being the norm?
May 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Can we go back to six packs being the norm?
They really need to add the titles during the Criterion Closet videos when they're talking about the film, or shock people whenever they don't mention the name of something, whatever's easiest
April 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They really need to add the titles during the Criterion Closet videos when they're talking about the film, or shock people whenever they don't mention the name of something, whatever's easiest
Just figured out how to dual wield shotguns in Blue Prince
April 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just figured out how to dual wield shotguns in Blue Prince
Copy links and manually remove the UTM parameters. Become ungovernable.
April 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Copy links and manually remove the UTM parameters. Become ungovernable.
*slaps knees* Boy, it's been a long week. Better live stream that game where I can't beat the tutorial boss.
April 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*slaps knees* Boy, it's been a long week. Better live stream that game where I can't beat the tutorial boss.
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
Let's play "Rice Cooker or Guitar Pedal"
First round: Neuro Fuzzy
First round: Neuro Fuzzy
April 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Let's play "Rice Cooker or Guitar Pedal"
First round: Neuro Fuzzy
First round: Neuro Fuzzy
Do people even suck each other off at demonstrations anymore?
March 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Do people even suck each other off at demonstrations anymore?
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Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.
March 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.
Cancelled TV show you will never stop thinking about
March 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Cancelled TV show you will never stop thinking about
So are the townsfolk in Strega Nona just eating dry pasta like a bunch of fucking psychos? No sauce? Not even a little butter?
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So are the townsfolk in Strega Nona just eating dry pasta like a bunch of fucking psychos? No sauce? Not even a little butter?
There's nothing like millennial nostalgia. "We knew how to live w/o phones!" Yeah, but I also remember watching kids getting dry humped to death in the hallway at school by some dudes screaming Du Hast at the top of their lungs. Probably would have rather been playing Balatro...
March 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There's nothing like millennial nostalgia. "We knew how to live w/o phones!" Yeah, but I also remember watching kids getting dry humped to death in the hallway at school by some dudes screaming Du Hast at the top of their lungs. Probably would have rather been playing Balatro...
Hey, Jeffrey, man! Check out these war plans!
March 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hey, Jeffrey, man! Check out these war plans!
We have the best group chats.
March 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We have the best group chats.
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Man. Did Pete Hegseth pick the wrong year to quit drinking or what
March 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Man. Did Pete Hegseth pick the wrong year to quit drinking or what
Look Outside is the Lovecraftian RPG I've been waiting for someone to make. So fucking good.
March 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Look Outside is the Lovecraftian RPG I've been waiting for someone to make. So fucking good.
BRAT AND ITS ACTUALLY YOUR MOM CALLING
March 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BRAT AND ITS ACTUALLY YOUR MOM CALLING
The train going by the playground is basically a religious experience
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The train going by the playground is basically a religious experience
My TV has this cool feature where it just randomly removes all the apps from my home bar. Pretty sweet
March 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My TV has this cool feature where it just randomly removes all the apps from my home bar. Pretty sweet
Parachute didn't open, send help
March 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Parachute didn't open, send help
It should be illegal to make new commercials. If you need one, you just chop old commercials together and dub over them if necessary.
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It should be illegal to make new commercials. If you need one, you just chop old commercials together and dub over them if necessary.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
March 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Does a massive recall typically help your stock price?
Asking for a dipshit...
Asking for a dipshit...
March 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Does a massive recall typically help your stock price?
Asking for a dipshit...
Asking for a dipshit...