Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太
@covrig.bsky.social
Historian of Chinese religions
Religion, philosophy, West Europe, East Asia and everything in between. Mostly dad jokes, bad humor and memes - mostly memes. Curious, asking questions and using this platform to know more people.
Religion, philosophy, West Europe, East Asia and everything in between. Mostly dad jokes, bad humor and memes - mostly memes. Curious, asking questions and using this platform to know more people.
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"Non stabis contra sanguinem proximi tui."
"Thou shalt not stand against the blood of thy neighbour."
(Lev. 19:16)
"Non stabis contra sanguinem proximi tui."
"Thou shalt not stand against the blood of thy neighbour."
(Lev. 19:16)
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch, Borsch
Borsch is all you need
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch, Borsch
Borsch is all you need
Replacing love with borsh, could make cheesy songs much better.
What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch, Borsch
Borsch is all you need
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch, Borsch
Borsch is all you need
I wonder which countries use cL for volume and which countries use mL 🤔🥃🍺🥂
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I wonder which countries use cL for volume and which countries use mL 🤔🥃🍺🥂
What about a day for men who are not international?
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
What about a day for men who are not international?
I wasn't productive at work today.
Somehow my boss thinks I'm very busy.
Somehow my boss thinks I'm very busy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wasn't productive at work today.
Somehow my boss thinks I'm very busy.
Somehow my boss thinks I'm very busy.
And again 🔄
Make Samsara Great Again 🔄
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And again 🔄
Day-Month-Year
This format is the most convenient.
Year-Month-Day
This one is most logical .
Month-Day-Year.
What the fuck is this?! What's wrong with you people???
This format is the most convenient.
Year-Month-Day
This one is most logical .
Month-Day-Year.
What the fuck is this?! What's wrong with you people???
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Day-Month-Year
This format is the most convenient.
Year-Month-Day
This one is most logical .
Month-Day-Year.
What the fuck is this?! What's wrong with you people???
This format is the most convenient.
Year-Month-Day
This one is most logical .
Month-Day-Year.
What the fuck is this?! What's wrong with you people???
Replacing love with borsh, could make cheesy songs much better.
What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Replacing love with borsh, could make cheesy songs much better.
What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Every Halloween on Friday is Friday the 31st... SPOOKY
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Every Halloween on Friday is Friday the 31st... SPOOKY
Happy Alaween everyone!
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy Alaween everyone!
I was just thinking this morning whether there's an Aramaic teaching app.
New issue of Aramaic Studies Vol. 23, No. 1 (2025) brill.com/view/journal... @degruyterbrill.bsky.social @simchagross.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was just thinking this morning whether there's an Aramaic teaching app.
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#Judge
King Yama is the judge of the souls in the underworld.
At a certain point there were so many souls to judge, King Yama (Yan Wang) became a position, held by ten gods. The OG, known as Yanluo, still judges in the fifth hell.
They're recruiting,
CV through me 📄
#ClassicsTober25
#Judge
King Yama is the judge of the souls in the underworld.
At a certain point there were so many souls to judge, King Yama (Yan Wang) became a position, held by ten gods. The OG, known as Yanluo, still judges in the fifth hell.
They're recruiting,
CV through me 📄
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#Judge
King Yama is the judge of the souls in the underworld.
At a certain point there were so many souls to judge, King Yama (Yan Wang) became a position, held by ten gods. The OG, known as Yanluo, still judges in the fifth hell.
They're recruiting,
CV through me 📄
#ClassicsTober25
#Judge
King Yama is the judge of the souls in the underworld.
At a certain point there were so many souls to judge, King Yama (Yan Wang) became a position, held by ten gods. The OG, known as Yanluo, still judges in the fifth hell.
They're recruiting,
CV through me 📄
My boss insists to do everything with WeChat. It's so 麻烦.
Files get lost, missions are forgotten. Messages are not notified.
Why can't we just use Outlook for task management???
Files get lost, missions are forgotten. Messages are not notified.
Why can't we just use Outlook for task management???
Hold on, lemme check my IG DMs, LinkedIn mail, gmail, multiple discord servers, Discourse, slack workspaces, WhatsApp, Messenger, iMessage, Germ, Session, Matrix, signal, IRC, GitHub issues and PRs, Clickup, and bsky DMs and get back to you
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My boss insists to do everything with WeChat. It's so 麻烦.
Files get lost, missions are forgotten. Messages are not notified.
Why can't we just use Outlook for task management???
Files get lost, missions are forgotten. Messages are not notified.
Why can't we just use Outlook for task management???
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day20
If you die in the west, the faces that greet you at the underworld gates are three dogs, the #Kerberos.
🐶🐶🐶
If you die in China, the faces that greet you are an ox and a horse, Niutou ("Ox Head")and Mamian ("Horse Face"), the guardians of the underworld.
🐮🐴
#ClassicsTober25
#day20
If you die in the west, the faces that greet you at the underworld gates are three dogs, the #Kerberos.
🐶🐶🐶
If you die in China, the faces that greet you are an ox and a horse, Niutou ("Ox Head")and Mamian ("Horse Face"), the guardians of the underworld.
🐮🐴
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day20
If you die in the west, the faces that greet you at the underworld gates are three dogs, the #Kerberos.
🐶🐶🐶
If you die in China, the faces that greet you are an ox and a horse, Niutou ("Ox Head")and Mamian ("Horse Face"), the guardians of the underworld.
🐮🐴
#ClassicsTober25
#day20
If you die in the west, the faces that greet you at the underworld gates are three dogs, the #Kerberos.
🐶🐶🐶
If you die in China, the faces that greet you are an ox and a horse, Niutou ("Ox Head")and Mamian ("Horse Face"), the guardians of the underworld.
🐮🐴
There is already a king for the WASP
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
There is already a king for the WASP
Do these people live in the 13th century?
Don't they know humanity has progressed since, and we've developed lower hell circles than the seventh?
Don't they know humanity has progressed since, and we've developed lower hell circles than the seventh?
EXCLUSIVE: Embattled Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia told Republicans that the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell” and that he has “a Nazi streak,” according to a group chat viewed by POLITICO.
Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts
Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.
www.politico.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do these people live in the 13th century?
Don't they know humanity has progressed since, and we've developed lower hell circles than the seventh?
Don't they know humanity has progressed since, and we've developed lower hell circles than the seventh?
Useans be like:
a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la
ALT: a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Useans be like:
I love these Facebook pages that post maps with geopolitical borders from different times in history. 🗺️
What I don't understand is the people who react with 😆.
Is that some kind of nationalistic comment?
What I don't understand is the people who react with 😆.
Is that some kind of nationalistic comment?
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I love these Facebook pages that post maps with geopolitical borders from different times in history. 🗺️
What I don't understand is the people who react with 😆.
Is that some kind of nationalistic comment?
What I don't understand is the people who react with 😆.
Is that some kind of nationalistic comment?
I don't say all North American people look the same, all I say is that I just saw a meme with Justin Trudeau, and it took me few seconds to realise it's not J.D Vance.
Unfortunately I can't have coffee today 🥱
Unfortunately I can't have coffee today 🥱
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I don't say all North American people look the same, all I say is that I just saw a meme with Justin Trudeau, and it took me few seconds to realise it's not J.D Vance.
Unfortunately I can't have coffee today 🥱
Unfortunately I can't have coffee today 🥱
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Remember The Pink Panther Hokus Pokus?
It was my first meeting with #Echidna / #Ekhidna
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day17
It was my first meeting with #Echidna / #Ekhidna
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day17
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Remember The Pink Panther Hokus Pokus?
It was my first meeting with #Echidna / #Ekhidna
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day17
It was my first meeting with #Echidna / #Ekhidna
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day17
Darling, the Anglican church just underwent schism. Call your dad.
- But he's atheist.
Share my condolences.
- But he's atheist.
May God strengthen his soul in these hard times.
- But he's atheist.
Share my condolences.
- But he's atheist.
May God strengthen his soul in these hard times.
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Darling, the Anglican church just underwent schism. Call your dad.
- But he's atheist.
Share my condolences.
- But he's atheist.
May God strengthen his soul in these hard times.
- But he's atheist.
Share my condolences.
- But he's atheist.
May God strengthen his soul in these hard times.
The Naihe bridge, or the bridge above the Nai River, is
where souls have to pass, after trials in the ten hells, before reincarnation.
For the wicked, the crossing is slippery, and will probably fall and get washed to reincarnate in one of the bad realms.
#ClassicTober
#ClassicTober25
#Styx
#day12
where souls have to pass, after trials in the ten hells, before reincarnation.
For the wicked, the crossing is slippery, and will probably fall and get washed to reincarnate in one of the bad realms.
#ClassicTober
#ClassicTober25
#Styx
#day12
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Naihe bridge, or the bridge above the Nai River, is
where souls have to pass, after trials in the ten hells, before reincarnation.
For the wicked, the crossing is slippery, and will probably fall and get washed to reincarnate in one of the bad realms.
#ClassicTober
#ClassicTober25
#Styx
#day12
where souls have to pass, after trials in the ten hells, before reincarnation.
For the wicked, the crossing is slippery, and will probably fall and get washed to reincarnate in one of the bad realms.
#ClassicTober
#ClassicTober25
#Styx
#day12
Make Samsara Great Again 🔄
October 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Make Samsara Great Again 🔄
Honestly, have you actually followed the Nobel Peace Prize award so far, or it just came to your attention because of Trump?
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Honestly, have you actually followed the Nobel Peace Prize award so far, or it just came to your attention because of Trump?
So...
Trump ended the war. A war, at least.
It is impressive, honestly.
If only Ukraine had the oil reserve Trump's boss has 🇶🇦...
Trump ended the war. A war, at least.
It is impressive, honestly.
If only Ukraine had the oil reserve Trump's boss has 🇶🇦...
October 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
So...
Trump ended the war. A war, at least.
It is impressive, honestly.
If only Ukraine had the oil reserve Trump's boss has 🇶🇦...
Trump ended the war. A war, at least.
It is impressive, honestly.
If only Ukraine had the oil reserve Trump's boss has 🇶🇦...