Courtney Conquers
@courtneyconquers.bsky.social
🎀 Drag artist ✨knitter, author, live show videographer, tours/events 🔮1/2 of @dragcoven.bsky.social 🌈 she/her ✉️ courtneyconquers@gmail.com
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Name: Courtney Conquers
Pronouns: she/her
Location: Toronto area but FREQUENTLY in NYC
Interests: drag, knitting, reading, cats, live shows, queer content
Vocation: Writer, performer, captioner+transcriptionist, tour/events manager+assistant, live show media (as Drag Coven)!
Name: Courtney Conquers
Pronouns: she/her
Location: Toronto area but FREQUENTLY in NYC
Interests: drag, knitting, reading, cats, live shows, queer content
Vocation: Writer, performer, captioner+transcriptionist, tour/events manager+assistant, live show media (as Drag Coven)!
Semi-annual kitty cat update!
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Semi-annual kitty cat update!
Hey besties I forgot all the places I’m supposed to exist online again
October 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hey besties I forgot all the places I’m supposed to exist online again
Hey chat I’ve been in training shifts for a new job for almost a month but they start at 3 am every day and it’s kicking ass so I forgot I exist, here’s Weesie
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey chat I’ve been in training shifts for a new job for almost a month but they start at 3 am every day and it’s kicking ass so I forgot I exist, here’s Weesie
Hello I’m back, here’s our cat Lisle von Rhuman sleeping but she continuously forgets to close both sets of eyelids and only closes the inner ones and ends up looking haunted
May 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hello I’m back, here’s our cat Lisle von Rhuman sleeping but she continuously forgets to close both sets of eyelids and only closes the inner ones and ends up looking haunted
April 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve never lost a friend this close before. We knew Jiggly for nearly 11 years. She will always be my record for longest talk on the phone, 9.5 hours straight without running out of things to say once. This bitch basically helped raise us and I’m fucking heartbroken.
April 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’ve never lost a friend this close before. We knew Jiggly for nearly 11 years. She will always be my record for longest talk on the phone, 9.5 hours straight without running out of things to say once. This bitch basically helped raise us and I’m fucking heartbroken.
I wish I had as much dedication to anything in my life as the person who consistently tries to hack my email addresses every two days with religious routine and consistency despite failing every attempt for the last six or so years
April 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I wish I had as much dedication to anything in my life as the person who consistently tries to hack my email addresses every two days with religious routine and consistency despite failing every attempt for the last six or so years
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If you don't have it yet, my drag daughter @courtneyconquers.bsky.social's amazing book is on sale right now!
Planet Drag: Uncover the Global Herstory
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April 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If you don't have it yet, my drag daughter @courtneyconquers.bsky.social's amazing book is on sale right now!
idk besties I’m grateful and I never wanna say anything with too much finality cause I’m always indecisive but I think I might be done with gig work focus and touring. I think maybe it’s time for more stability (for like kind of the first time in my life 🥸)
April 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
idk besties I’m grateful and I never wanna say anything with too much finality cause I’m always indecisive but I think I might be done with gig work focus and touring. I think maybe it’s time for more stability (for like kind of the first time in my life 🥸)
I’m finally checking out of the hotel whose lobby coffee tastes like bbq soy sauce
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m finally checking out of the hotel whose lobby coffee tastes like bbq soy sauce
Between constant panic over money and jobs bc my main work industries are succumbing entirely to AI and constant panic about the border and its impact on my very serious relationship, I am ALWAYS one bad thing away from bursting into tears at any given moment
April 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Between constant panic over money and jobs bc my main work industries are succumbing entirely to AI and constant panic about the border and its impact on my very serious relationship, I am ALWAYS one bad thing away from bursting into tears at any given moment
I always forget about Americans and Fahrenheit, I read this with Canadian brain on and was like wow LOVELY day (except the coffee)
I woke up. It’s 27 degrees outside, AND I’m out of coffee. I’m gonna start cussing 🤬
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I always forget about Americans and Fahrenheit, I read this with Canadian brain on and was like wow LOVELY day (except the coffee)
Babs let pidgey bathe her for the first time 🥹😭
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Babs let pidgey bathe her for the first time 🥹😭
I hate to listen to fear mongering but yall might catch me largely leaving social media if I wanna keep getting over the can/US border safely to see my gf….
April 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I hate to listen to fear mongering but yall might catch me largely leaving social media if I wanna keep getting over the can/US border safely to see my gf….
I have two jobs. One of them I got for spare cash so I could maybe hopefully afford to do things I enjoy within all the capitalist cog existing. One of those things was the Gaga tour. …today that job laid off its entire staff in the middle of the mayhem ball ticket presale hahajdjfj I’m such a loser
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have two jobs. One of them I got for spare cash so I could maybe hopefully afford to do things I enjoy within all the capitalist cog existing. One of those things was the Gaga tour. …today that job laid off its entire staff in the middle of the mayhem ball ticket presale hahajdjfj I’m such a loser
Have a day off on tour so naturally I’m spending it just missing my girlfriend
March 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Have a day off on tour so naturally I’m spending it just missing my girlfriend
Ways to know you’re a story repeater
March 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ways to know you’re a story repeater
All I really had to do today was take a simple flight and instead this day has suddenly randomly been FILLED with jump scares and announcements and weird work things and plots and plans and schemes
March 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
All I really had to do today was take a simple flight and instead this day has suddenly randomly been FILLED with jump scares and announcements and weird work things and plots and plans and schemes
Will My Talent Make Their Connection After Flight Delays or Will I Be Alone at The First Event Tomorrow: A Memoire
March 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Will My Talent Make Their Connection After Flight Delays or Will I Be Alone at The First Event Tomorrow: A Memoire
Small child just looked me dead in the eyes at my flight gate and said to their mum “why does he have hair the colour of a flower”
March 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Small child just looked me dead in the eyes at my flight gate and said to their mum “why does he have hair the colour of a flower”
Wow, tomorrow is the 1 yr anniversary of one of my very closest friends of 6 yrs never speaking to me again after I accidentally caught her in a whole many-years web of horrific lies, toxic false victimhood, and cheating patternability via silly joke with a different friend in Australia! Camp.
March 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wow, tomorrow is the 1 yr anniversary of one of my very closest friends of 6 yrs never speaking to me again after I accidentally caught her in a whole many-years web of horrific lies, toxic false victimhood, and cheating patternability via silly joke with a different friend in Australia! Camp.
Sometimes I doubt ADHD despite the glaring evidence in a self assessment, an assessment I did through an old employer and my mom being Like That and then the doorbell rings while I’m making lunch and I have to spend the next 20 mins looking everywhere for a bottle of ranch I’ve lost in the house
March 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sometimes I doubt ADHD despite the glaring evidence in a self assessment, an assessment I did through an old employer and my mom being Like That and then the doorbell rings while I’m making lunch and I have to spend the next 20 mins looking everywhere for a bottle of ranch I’ve lost in the house
Idk why the world is hating on suzie toot but the first time I met/worked with that whole cast, she marched RIGHT up to me immediately under the (mistaken but that’s ok) impression that I was to be their handler for the night, shook my hand, introduced herself, asked my name, and asked how she-
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Idk why the world is hating on suzie toot but the first time I met/worked with that whole cast, she marched RIGHT up to me immediately under the (mistaken but that’s ok) impression that I was to be their handler for the night, shook my hand, introduced herself, asked my name, and asked how she-
Can people who know I have an American partner stop sending me catastrophized media about border detainments that have context details they know are not applicable to me and telling me to watch myself or stop traveling to her I’m staring to feel fearmongered like it’s not a helpful thing to scare me
March 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Can people who know I have an American partner stop sending me catastrophized media about border detainments that have context details they know are not applicable to me and telling me to watch myself or stop traveling to her I’m staring to feel fearmongered like it’s not a helpful thing to scare me