This just in: Pope Leo XIV issued executive order eliminating position of Holy Spirit, claiming the need to cut down on big church.

Down in his fridge
My father preserved for me
A Mountain Dew
For fifty odd weeks

To drink it
On this occasion
Will make him grin....

Has a door stop with this little fucker attached to it. Was able to tank it and throw it in the trash and keep the rest of the unbranded door stop, yay!

Someone just informed me I'm a girl now.

From one of my favorite movies, Contact: You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone; only, you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable... is each other.

Eat the rich. Forget Turducken, I want to throw a Truskerberg into the fryer! Here's a list of POS: billionaires, people who wonder why billionaires are on this list, people who know why billionaires are on this list but wouldn't put them on a similar list.

I'm here to chew gum and be a weird influence......and I'm all outta gum!