Cap'n 3/Neptune
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𝙶𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚎
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎/𝚕𝚢𝚛
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎/𝚕𝚢𝚛
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♡ Please read b4 interacting ♡
☆ Mostly SFW, some themes might pop up but no lewd! ☆
♧ note: this is a Captain 3 OC! Not 3 themself! ♧
♤ #SPLATOONRP #OCRP ♤
☆ Mostly SFW, some themes might pop up but no lewd! ☆
♧ note: this is a Captain 3 OC! Not 3 themself! ♧
♤ #SPLATOONRP #OCRP ♤
Would it be bad to say my agents scare me sometimes?
Cuz what in fuckin' TARNATION IS WRONG WITH THEM
Cuz what in fuckin' TARNATION IS WRONG WITH THEM
April 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Would it be bad to say my agents scare me sometimes?
Cuz what in fuckin' TARNATION IS WRONG WITH THEM
Cuz what in fuckin' TARNATION IS WRONG WITH THEM
Reposted by Cap'n 3/Neptune
“My Family is gone but those around me now are my family now...”
December 16, 2024 at 1:26 PM
“My Family is gone but those around me now are my family now...”
How do I make these attract the same gender too
No I'm not lonely what makes you think that.
No I'm not lonely what makes you think that.
December 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
How do I make these attract the same gender too
No I'm not lonely what makes you think that.
No I'm not lonely what makes you think that.
I fuggin' burnt my food again.
I can't have shit
[Flips a table]
I can't have shit
[Flips a table]
December 15, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I fuggin' burnt my food again.
I can't have shit
[Flips a table]
I can't have shit
[Flips a table]
Heh, figures.
If she knows it works on ya, she'll use 'em.
If she knows it works on ya, she'll use 'em.
Yeah ...
Lemme guess,
Mercury?
Mercury?
December 13, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Heh, figures.
If she knows it works on ya, she'll use 'em.
If she knows it works on ya, she'll use 'em.
Lemme guess,
Mercury?
Mercury?
I need to learn to say no to those puppy dog eyes.
This is getting ridiculous.
This is getting ridiculous.
December 13, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Lemme guess,
Mercury?
Mercury?
//I'm a no-good thief :v
December 12, 2024 at 2:11 PM
//I'm a no-good thief :v
(Eating this stuff with a spoon straight out the jar)
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 AM
(Eating this stuff with a spoon straight out the jar)
Thas either a disease or yer havin' a stroke.
Borrnana
I will be good gash darned on how that's even possible.
December 3, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Thas either a disease or yer havin' a stroke.
I will be good gash darned on how that's even possible.
I can make orange rhyme with banana.
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I will be good gash darned on how that's even possible.
Why the got damn fuck are my agents bugs
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Why the got damn fuck are my agents bugs
Placing a single wreath with fake snow dusted on it on the wall
"Eyup, looks good enough tuh me."
"Eyup, looks good enough tuh me."
December 1, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Placing a single wreath with fake snow dusted on it on the wall
"Eyup, looks good enough tuh me."
"Eyup, looks good enough tuh me."
"That's one thing I miss 'bout it. I liked jus' sitting out in a tree or on a hill, looking up at all them constellations....
'S real nice..."
'S real nice..."
"the quiet is nice sometimes, plus without all the light pollution from the city you can see the stars better"
"Far off. More rural countryside type place. 'S pretty nice, not a whole Lotta noise or lights like the cities.
Not sayin' I don't like it here, it's just more...yknow, than out in the country"
Not sayin' I don't like it here, it's just more...yknow, than out in the country"
December 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
"That's one thing I miss 'bout it. I liked jus' sitting out in a tree or on a hill, looking up at all them constellations....
'S real nice..."
'S real nice..."
"Far off. More rural countryside type place. 'S pretty nice, not a whole Lotta noise or lights like the cities.
Not sayin' I don't like it here, it's just more...yknow, than out in the country"
Not sayin' I don't like it here, it's just more...yknow, than out in the country"
"mm.
Speaking of
Where ARE you from?"
Speaking of
Where ARE you from?"
"Ah. Eyeah, makes sense then.
I ain't really from there as yuh can tell."
I ain't really from there as yuh can tell."
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
"Far off. More rural countryside type place. 'S pretty nice, not a whole Lotta noise or lights like the cities.
Not sayin' I don't like it here, it's just more...yknow, than out in the country"
Not sayin' I don't like it here, it's just more...yknow, than out in the country"
"Ah. Eyeah, makes sense then.
I ain't really from there as yuh can tell."
I ain't really from there as yuh can tell."
"nope!
Stayed in Inkopolis most my life."
Stayed in Inkopolis most my life."
"Y'know like uhh
Y'ever hear o' 'Southern drawl' er whateverr?"
Y'ever hear o' 'Southern drawl' er whateverr?"
November 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
"Ah. Eyeah, makes sense then.
I ain't really from there as yuh can tell."
I ain't really from there as yuh can tell."
"Y'know like uhh
Y'ever hear o' 'Southern drawl' er whateverr?"
Y'ever hear o' 'Southern drawl' er whateverr?"
"drawl?"
"Ah, thanks.
Also for the normal reactshun to it. It's either folks goin' awooga or makin' fun o' my drawl ah got sometimes."
Also for the normal reactshun to it. It's either folks goin' awooga or makin' fun o' my drawl ah got sometimes."
November 30, 2024 at 11:37 AM
"Y'know like uhh
Y'ever hear o' 'Southern drawl' er whateverr?"
Y'ever hear o' 'Southern drawl' er whateverr?"
"Ah, thanks.
Also for the normal reactshun to it. It's either folks goin' awooga or makin' fun o' my drawl ah got sometimes."
Also for the normal reactshun to it. It's either folks goin' awooga or makin' fun o' my drawl ah got sometimes."
"see?? Like throwing up
...
Your accent is fine, by the way.
Doesn't bother me"
...
Your accent is fine, by the way.
Doesn't bother me"
"Ohhh.. eyup I can see it."
November 30, 2024 at 11:27 AM
"Ah, thanks.
Also for the normal reactshun to it. It's either folks goin' awooga or makin' fun o' my drawl ah got sometimes."
Also for the normal reactshun to it. It's either folks goin' awooga or makin' fun o' my drawl ah got sometimes."
"Ohhh.. eyup I can see it."
“Oh! No it’s not that- it’s the letters”
"...it's muh accent. It's real heavy 'n hard tuh understand sometimes, ah know."
November 30, 2024 at 11:15 AM
"Ohhh.. eyup I can see it."
"...it's muh accent. It's real heavy 'n hard tuh understand sometimes, ah know."
"eyuh? Sounds like throwing up"
"Eyuh, 's more cutesty compared to the latter. Most o' the time."
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 AM
"...it's muh accent. It's real heavy 'n hard tuh understand sometimes, ah know."
"Eyuh, 's more cutesty compared to the latter. Most o' the time."
"it's got more personality to it, sounds less creepy too."
" 'heh' sounds normal compared to 'kehehe' in my oh–pinioin"
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 AM
"Eyuh, 's more cutesty compared to the latter. Most o' the time."
" 'heh' sounds normal compared to 'kehehe' in my oh–pinioin"
"I don't trust people who text 'heh'
It's odd."
It's odd."
November 30, 2024 at 8:41 AM
" 'heh' sounds normal compared to 'kehehe' in my oh–pinioin"
I ain't eaten in 3 days an' I think I'm feelin' the consequences.
November 28, 2024 at 9:33 AM
I ain't eaten in 3 days an' I think I'm feelin' the consequences.
........ guess I ain't eatin' again .......
[Throws her hands in the air in defeat]
[Throws her hands in the air in defeat]
November 22, 2024 at 8:07 AM
........ guess I ain't eatin' again .......
[Throws her hands in the air in defeat]
[Throws her hands in the air in defeat]
Double it and give it to the next person ✌🏽
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Double it and give it to the next person ✌🏽