Bitchasaurus Rex 💅🏻🦖
@countcockulaaa.bsky.social
Bitchasaurus, Rexy if ya nasty ✺ apex predator, Indominus ✺ feral fae earth sign w a grudge ✺ multifaceted spiritual hoe ✺ DMs 19$ ✺ $countcockulaaa (she/they)
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is it not common sense that you don’t put drain clog dissolver (or any cleaning product) in the same grocery bag as food or meds? anything you ingest, really. do you not keep that shit separated in case it leaks and contaminates something you put INSIDE your body?!
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
is it not common sense that you don’t put drain clog dissolver (or any cleaning product) in the same grocery bag as food or meds? anything you ingest, really. do you not keep that shit separated in case it leaks and contaminates something you put INSIDE your body?!
ordered a 10pack of moving boxes from walmart. 13$. they did the shopping while i was doing trash + recycling so i didn’t clock that they substituted it for a “heavy duty” pack that was THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS oh i am fucking FURIOUS right now what the FUCK were they thinking
August 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ordered a 10pack of moving boxes from walmart. 13$. they did the shopping while i was doing trash + recycling so i didn’t clock that they substituted it for a “heavy duty” pack that was THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS oh i am fucking FURIOUS right now what the FUCK were they thinking
just said “ouh! that’s chilly!” about a breeze that came in the open window… fall my lover i can feel you calling to me. make haste, my sweet, for i long to linger in your chilly embrace once again
August 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
just said “ouh! that’s chilly!” about a breeze that came in the open window… fall my lover i can feel you calling to me. make haste, my sweet, for i long to linger in your chilly embrace once again
big ol bitch with a buzz cut ✨
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
big ol bitch with a buzz cut ✨
a solid 90-95% of my hair has fallen out since i got sick which has devastatingly forced me to cut it, but honestly…? the bob is kinda a vibe
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
a solid 90-95% of my hair has fallen out since i got sick which has devastatingly forced me to cut it, but honestly…? the bob is kinda a vibe
i truly believe this is a peak look for me ngl
June 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i truly believe this is a peak look for me ngl
i like that i just show up here every so often to manically post a bunch of selfies and unhinged chaos thoughts and then disappear into the ether for weeks/months at a time. very alluring, so mysterious, what a great way to build a platform
June 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i like that i just show up here every so often to manically post a bunch of selfies and unhinged chaos thoughts and then disappear into the ether for weeks/months at a time. very alluring, so mysterious, what a great way to build a platform
absolutely mind boggling that all i need to do to feel good about myself is change out of my soft baggy shapeless black maxi dress into a slightly less shapeless soft baggy black maxi dress… the ears and chains definitely help tho 🤭
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
absolutely mind boggling that all i need to do to feel good about myself is change out of my soft baggy shapeless black maxi dress into a slightly less shapeless soft baggy black maxi dress… the ears and chains definitely help tho 🤭
hey quick question what the fuck
May 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
hey quick question what the fuck
honey. baby. angel. my love. i hate u. can’t wait to stab u into my thigh once you’ve stopped being a frigid bitch
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
honey. baby. angel. my love. i hate u. can’t wait to stab u into my thigh once you’ve stopped being a frigid bitch
brand new experience: peeling my nipple
May 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
brand new experience: peeling my nipple
vicks lotion puffs tissues i luv u
May 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
vicks lotion puffs tissues i luv u
watching the liver king doc again cuz im in a brain food mood and honestly i say this with the deepest, most unyielding scorn i can manage… if you ever thought he was natty you’re dumber than a fuckin box of rocks
May 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
watching the liver king doc again cuz im in a brain food mood and honestly i say this with the deepest, most unyielding scorn i can manage… if you ever thought he was natty you’re dumber than a fuckin box of rocks
my mom dyed her hair purple i am so fucking obsessed with her
May 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my mom dyed her hair purple i am so fucking obsessed with her
those lil pizza cupcake bitches from lil cesar’s fucking slap actually
May 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
those lil pizza cupcake bitches from lil cesar’s fucking slap actually
me, driving around in my nondescript silver + baby pink hot girl suv looking like a librarian blasting sea shanties with my big ass german shepherd hanging out the back window… a vision tbh. a vibe.
May 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
me, driving around in my nondescript silver + baby pink hot girl suv looking like a librarian blasting sea shanties with my big ass german shepherd hanging out the back window… a vision tbh. a vibe.
🚨 mutual aid request 🚨
need to get groceries + cat food and im about 75 short of covering everything until my food stamps are back
any help is appreciated!! as always anything over 25 gets a tarot card pull, mini consult, 🌶️ pic, etc
ca: $countcockulaaa
vm: theladycerberus
need to get groceries + cat food and im about 75 short of covering everything until my food stamps are back
any help is appreciated!! as always anything over 25 gets a tarot card pull, mini consult, 🌶️ pic, etc
ca: $countcockulaaa
vm: theladycerberus
May 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
🚨 mutual aid request 🚨
need to get groceries + cat food and im about 75 short of covering everything until my food stamps are back
any help is appreciated!! as always anything over 25 gets a tarot card pull, mini consult, 🌶️ pic, etc
ca: $countcockulaaa
vm: theladycerberus
need to get groceries + cat food and im about 75 short of covering everything until my food stamps are back
any help is appreciated!! as always anything over 25 gets a tarot card pull, mini consult, 🌶️ pic, etc
ca: $countcockulaaa
vm: theladycerberus
it’s my birthday :)
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it’s my birthday :)
hi friends i have been very very sick for the past month. i’m starting to heal but ive been unable to work or even get out of bed 99% of the time so if anyone wants to donate or send me an early birthday gift to help me heal… well that would be killer :)
May 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
hi friends i have been very very sick for the past month. i’m starting to heal but ive been unable to work or even get out of bed 99% of the time so if anyone wants to donate or send me an early birthday gift to help me heal… well that would be killer :)
god i forgot how good hellsing abridged is
March 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
god i forgot how good hellsing abridged is
catboy and i are watching a 40 minute video of all the dbd killers and i am telling him which i would fuck (adults only obv)
20min in, there are only 2 nos. and also one cuck chair!
20min in, there are only 2 nos. and also one cuck chair!
March 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
catboy and i are watching a 40 minute video of all the dbd killers and i am telling him which i would fuck (adults only obv)
20min in, there are only 2 nos. and also one cuck chair!
20min in, there are only 2 nos. and also one cuck chair!
5 more months until my entire 4k debt to my electric company is completely wiped out hell yeah!!
March 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
5 more months until my entire 4k debt to my electric company is completely wiped out hell yeah!!
at 50/100 please hire me and or donate
hello friends i coming to you with a request. im 150 short on my electric bill which is due today (when tf did it get to be march 25th btw) bc two other big bills came out. i reeeeally can’t be late or ill risk losing my payment plan. donations VERY appreciated!! also hire me!!!
March 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
at 50/100 please hire me and or donate
hello friends i coming to you with a request. im 150 short on my electric bill which is due today (when tf did it get to be march 25th btw) bc two other big bills came out. i reeeeally can’t be late or ill risk losing my payment plan. donations VERY appreciated!! also hire me!!!
March 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
hello friends i coming to you with a request. im 150 short on my electric bill which is due today (when tf did it get to be march 25th btw) bc two other big bills came out. i reeeeally can’t be late or ill risk losing my payment plan. donations VERY appreciated!! also hire me!!!
i got some new candles and this one has dried flowers and crystals in it and it smells like eucalyptus and cedar and bergamot and mint and it’s also soy wax which burns soooo much nicer eeeEEEEE i love it
March 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i got some new candles and this one has dried flowers and crystals in it and it smells like eucalyptus and cedar and bergamot and mint and it’s also soy wax which burns soooo much nicer eeeEEEEE i love it