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Cottage Cakes
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CottageCakes.com connects you with local bakers for flaky pastries, gluten-free bread, stunning birthday cakes and wedding cake, candies, crackers, italian desserts, lavash bread and more sweet treats - all crafted to make moments unforgettable.
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Kids, skip the protein shakes. Bake cookies. Sell cinnamon rolls. Open a Cottage Cakes shop. Retire early. Be chubby and joyful and never run a mile unless it's toward the smell of fresh bread.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I think we should bring back some elite grandma habits: making baked goods from scratch, slow mornings with tea, chatting with the neighbor over lemon loaf, and unapologetically using real butter.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me watching Bake-Off: Oh no, she over-proofed the babka. You can literally see the air tunnels forming.
Me baking at home: used salt instead of sugar and still ate three.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Paul Hollywood on Bake-Off: Your mousse collapsed, your piping's uneven, and your mirror glaze has bubbles.
Me: Using a spatula as a spoon to eat frosting straight from the bowl at 11pm. We've all made choices.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I stopped going to weddings once I realized any Cottage Cakes baker will make you a three-tier red velvet with buttercream roses if you just ask.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I had an egg white omelet for dinner. Then added yolks, two kinds of sugar, vanilla, flour, baking soda, and chocolate chips. Baked it at 350. It’s called balance.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I don't sugar coat anything. I'm not a bakery. But if you are, and you’re good at it, you should probably be on Cottage Cakes already.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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If a redhead joins Cottage Cakes and starts baking ginger cookies, does that make them a gingerbread entrepreneur?#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Hot Girl Summer is canceled. Welcome to Old Lady Spring: cardigans, Great British Bake-Off marathons, garden herbs, mystery novels, and ordering cookies from a local Cottage Cakes baker because we’ve earned some soft joy.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Get a small pan, add water, a splash of vanilla, and cinnamon sticks. Simmer gently. Your house will smell like a Cottage Cakes kitchen, minus the dishes or the urge to eat cupcakes for dinner.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Me listening to a podcast about a mafia hit while piping lemon buttercream onto mini cupcakes like it's the most delicate job on earth. The Cottage Cakes life chooses you.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Kids, don’t take up sports. Take up baking. No one tears an ACL making sourdough. You’ll live surrounded by cookies, rise early by choice, and die at 60 really fat and happy.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I think we should bring back grandma culture: tea at 3, baking for fun not for clout, puzzle nights, handwritten recipes, and naps that aren't shameful. Cottage Cakes is basically your next generation grandma neighbor with a better website.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me watching Bake-Off: Honestly if the croquembouche isn’t at least 3 feet tall it’s not worth the choux.
Me baking: just realized mid-bake I used salt instead of sugar and now my brownies taste like ocean regret.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Paul Hollywood: The layers in your opera cake are uneven, your chocolate ganache is split, and the mirror glaze is more of a reflective puddle.

Me: Burning frozen waffles while wondering if I can order a better version from a Cottage Cakes baker nearby.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I stopped going to weddings once I realized any home baker on Cottage Cakes will make you a wedding cake with half the stress and none of the questionable chicken.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I had an egg white omelet for dinner. For flavor, I added yolks, brown sugar, vanilla, flour, chocolate chips, baked it at 350, and now I have cookies for dinner.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I don't sugar coat anything. I'm not a bakery. But if you're looking for someone who does, there’s a Cottage Cakes baker near you who absolutely will—plus their muffins are life-changing.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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If a redhead joins Cottage Cakes and starts baking gingerbread full-time, does that make them a professional ginger bread person?#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Hot Girl Summer is canceled. Welcome to Old Lady Spring: we’re staying in, baking with local Cottage Cakes recipes, knitting mismatched socks, watching Bake-Off reruns, and casually solving mysteries no one asked us to.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Get a small pan and fill it with water. Add a splash of vanilla and a dash of cinnamon, let it simmer. Your house will smell like a Cottage Cakes kitchen and strangers might show up thinking you sell snickerdoodles.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me listening to a podcast about unsolved disappearances while kneading dough for lemon thyme scones. They're vegan, gluten-free, and mysteriously delicious—just like my true crime binge.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Kids, skip the soccer practice. Take up baking. One day you could sell cinnamon rolls from your kitchen on Cottage Cakes, make people happy, and die at 60 with frosting on your face and no regrets.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I think we should bring back grandma habits: tea at 3, cardigans that match the teapot, fresh scones cooling by the window, and supporting local Cottage Cakes bakers like it’s a full-time job.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Me watching Bake-Off: No no no, the mille-feuille needs three even layers and a feathered fondant glaze.
Me baking at home: forgot to preheat the oven and now my croissants are emotional support dough.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM