billionaires probably feel about you and I the way the general public feels about the homeless.
January 27, 2026 at 4:48 PM
billionaires probably feel about you and I the way the general public feels about the homeless.
the people who made all this happen are no smarter than you.
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the people who made all this happen are no smarter than you.
yes I am a paid protestor, I write the songs and they're super catchy.
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 AM
yes I am a paid protestor, I write the songs and they're super catchy.
wrote a new song for the haters...they won't like it but oh well.
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
wrote a new song for the haters...they won't like it but oh well.
the occasional takeout as an excuse to get outside AND an excuse to return home in a relatively short timeframe.
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
the occasional takeout as an excuse to get outside AND an excuse to return home in a relatively short timeframe.
as a former rebellious child "do not comply in advance" ain't something I had to learn, it goes down to the bone marrow.
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
as a former rebellious child "do not comply in advance" ain't something I had to learn, it goes down to the bone marrow.
often reminded of the speech Tommy gave Chuckie on "Rugrats," something like 'look, we do this every episode: I get an idea, you tell me how you're scared and why we shouldn't do it, then sooner or later we end up doing it anyway...what do you say this time we just skip it and go?'
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
often reminded of the speech Tommy gave Chuckie on "Rugrats," something like 'look, we do this every episode: I get an idea, you tell me how you're scared and why we shouldn't do it, then sooner or later we end up doing it anyway...what do you say this time we just skip it and go?'
Superman ain't coming so I'm not gonna sit here on my ass and cry about it all year I'm gonna GO OUT AND GET what I want, I am going to TAKE WHAT I NEED and DO WHAT MUST BE DONE I WROTE MULTIPLE SONGS ABOUT IT
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Superman ain't coming so I'm not gonna sit here on my ass and cry about it all year I'm gonna GO OUT AND GET what I want, I am going to TAKE WHAT I NEED and DO WHAT MUST BE DONE I WROTE MULTIPLE SONGS ABOUT IT
dam broke in the storm, that's not my fault and I don't feel personally responsible that the whole town flooded and now my floor is wet...that said, it's still on me to grab a mop.
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
dam broke in the storm, that's not my fault and I don't feel personally responsible that the whole town flooded and now my floor is wet...that said, it's still on me to grab a mop.
feel like mfs are waiting for a push notification that fascism is out for delivery and should arrive in 2-5 business days.
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 AM
feel like mfs are waiting for a push notification that fascism is out for delivery and should arrive in 2-5 business days.
how you gonna apply for a job using AI content in the posting when you DEFINITELY KNOW THEY FIRED THE GUY WHO USED TO MAKE CONTENT FOR JOB APPLICATIONS
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
how you gonna apply for a job using AI content in the posting when you DEFINITELY KNOW THEY FIRED THE GUY WHO USED TO MAKE CONTENT FOR JOB APPLICATIONS
you ever see food delivery prices so absurd that you suddenly ended up wearing pants or boiling water?
January 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
you ever see food delivery prices so absurd that you suddenly ended up wearing pants or boiling water?
juice gotta be worth the squeeze.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 AM
juice gotta be worth the squeeze.
life story: born, school, work, interlude, pandemic, band, 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
life story: born, school, work, interlude, pandemic, band, 2026.
like okay I could see if clean livin' and a balanced diet got you a couple hundred extra years but
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
like okay I could see if clean livin' and a balanced diet got you a couple hundred extra years but
sometimes when I'm considering the nature of reality I think about the fact that former WWF champ Stone Cold Steve Austin beat up the sitting President of the United States once upon a time.
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
sometimes when I'm considering the nature of reality I think about the fact that former WWF champ Stone Cold Steve Austin beat up the sitting President of the United States once upon a time.
...but anyway check out my shoes!
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
...but anyway check out my shoes!
I was the kinda kid to think often about what would happen if I pulled the fire alarm but never simultaneously had both motive and opportunity to do it, so that's pretty much the adult I became.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I was the kinda kid to think often about what would happen if I pulled the fire alarm but never simultaneously had both motive and opportunity to do it, so that's pretty much the adult I became.
took the torta al pastor home to put fridge pickles on it in secret and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
took the torta al pastor home to put fridge pickles on it in secret and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
this whole little circus pisses me tf off, and it kinda just runs in the background all the time...I hate these AI ads and I hate seeing human beings sitting on the sidewalk sad and I hate children witnessing the worst people in the world eating all its sweetest fruits and there's no punchline here.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
this whole little circus pisses me tf off, and it kinda just runs in the background all the time...I hate these AI ads and I hate seeing human beings sitting on the sidewalk sad and I hate children witnessing the worst people in the world eating all its sweetest fruits and there's no punchline here.
maybe I'm ready, maybe not...either way I'm doin' it.
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
maybe I'm ready, maybe not...either way I'm doin' it.
I hope 2026 will be better and fear it will be worse but will make damn sure it's different...the plot must always advance.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I hope 2026 will be better and fear it will be worse but will make damn sure it's different...the plot must always advance.
the rules are made up; the points don't matter.
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the rules are made up; the points don't matter.
to what extent is mental health even an individual issue?
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
to what extent is mental health even an individual issue?