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Cory
@corygaming.bsky.social
Expect mostly stupid jokes tbh
I also like Touhou, I draw sometimes, I recently released a game (https://corygaming.itch.io/ball-and-tiles), and I watch a lot of weird comedy shows
Banner by my spouse @anniewah.bsky.social
idk if it's just the pace of culture or what but I'm constantly shocked people are still on like, Tik tok, Facebook, Twitter, Temu, etc. like have we not moved on as a society? we're still doing this?
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Trying to move the text cursor on an iPhone is roughly equivalent to trying to do surgery on a particularly small amoeba using a gas chainsaw
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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spotify may pay its artists poorly, syndicate "fake artists" to avoid paying royalties, run ads for ICE and promote conservative pundits, and funnel its money into the military, but is it the lowest cost and highest quality music streaming service available? still no
spotify may pay its artists poorly, but is it the best valued option on the market for a subscription music service? also no
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sick of the t-shirt with a tuxedo design, so I'm instead designing a 3 piece suit that combines to form a band logo in the centre and has skin tone on the sleeves from the bicep down
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
it me :)
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
1001 Arabian Nights got a lot less impressive when they moved from binary to decimal and found it was just over a week
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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gift for my friend @gravelordc.bsky.social hehehhehe
ig this is just the art account now
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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putting aside my dislike of daylight savings because we're on the side of the time change i prefer now
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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hi i need to pay off debts and i like eating, i will draw
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Realtor selling a prison cell: "48 square foot, 2 bed 1 bath, very walkable area, lots of activities, incredibly low rent"
October 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Over a year of inescapable garbage AI everywhere and still no AI-powered plugin that blocks posts talking about certain topics....
Imagine just saying "block politics posts" and it blocks everything without needing to fill a block list with dozens of names and key words
Yes this is still about JoJo
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hey, any of my mutuals on here in charge of the English language? I would like to formally submit the word "gigababoon" for consideration, both because it's a nightmarish concept and because pronouncing it sounds like a drum fill
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I guess 2025 is the year I'm back to hating JoJo fans
Being in on the joke doesn't help, it turns out wanting to see relevant comments under a song that's really meaningful to you on youtube and instead just getting the same 4 memes over and over is still really annoying
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
One problem I always have with superhero type media is like, it's clear what powers people have, but I never know how resilient I should expect them to be. A guy has the power to fly and shoot lasers, but can he survive being thrown through an entire house or is that just instant death?
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN ‘25! I finished this painting early and it’s been sat in the drafts waiting for its time…. FAKE BLOOD BTW plz don’t be mean to me blue sky #art #painting #portrait #halloween #artist
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I could go on a big rant about how people need to be learning tech literacy from a young age, but mostly it's just INSANE to me that people will still see things they don't personally care for and go out of their way to either attack whoever made it or try to start a moral witch hunt over it
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
People always try to get nerds to exercise by saying "think of it like training strength in an RPG", when what they should REALLY be saying is "according to relativity, doing a pushup is actually equivalent to bench pressing the entire Earth"
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reminder that it's currently October, and Halloween is coming up, which means it is morally advisable to draw pictures of girls in autumn themed outfits
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
90% of the year I'd tell you winter is my favourite season, but every October I remember fall colours and Halloween decorations and that everpresent aroma of damp fallen leaves and moss.... yeah this is absolutely the best time of year, I have to accept it
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Huge pet peeve: when a music video for a song is very blatantly a bunch of other performances cut together, and the people's movements on their instruments don't line up at all with what you hear, and the singer's lips are clearly singing different words from the audio
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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This critical role painting took me over 87 hours to complete… In honour of years of incredible storytelling content 🩷 #laurabailey #traviswillingham #mattmercer #samriegal #marisharay #taliesinjaffe #liamobrien #ashleyjohnson #criticalrole #art #painting #portrait
October 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Youtube update is cool. I like the feature where they only give you three recommended videos at the end instead of 9, and they're placed awkwardly with a big empty space above them, and yet they somehow didn't have space to have them not overlap the timeline bar so you can't go back after finishing
October 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Child me: "I wanna be an inventor!"
Teen me: "Physics and engineering are so advanced, it's hard to come up with anything meaningfully new"
Adult me: "Where is my climate controlled bed chamber, and my human car wash, and my electro-stimulation exercise chamber so I can work out without thinking???"
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Semicolons and dashes are a sign something may have been written by an AI" okay but I don't trust anyone who can get through a full paragraph of writing without using at least two of each. What are you even doing otherwise?
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"unit conversion is so hard"
1 metre is 3.3 feet
one hour is 3600 seconds
a kilometre in an hour is 3.3 thousand feet in 3.6 thousand seconds
cancel the thousands and a kilometre per hour is roughly a foot per second within a reasonable margin of error
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM