Cory
@corygaming.bsky.social
Expect mostly stupid jokes tbh
I also like Touhou, I draw sometimes, I recently released a game (https://corygaming.itch.io/ball-and-tiles), and I watch a lot of weird comedy shows
Banner by my spouse @anniewah.bsky.social
I also like Touhou, I draw sometimes, I recently released a game (https://corygaming.itch.io/ball-and-tiles), and I watch a lot of weird comedy shows
Banner by my spouse @anniewah.bsky.social
toxic masculinity and violence has robbed us of so much. men should be comfortable saying to other random men "cheers darling", or "thank you doll", or "nice one babe", but at BEST you'll just get a quick "thanks bud" instead
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 AM
toxic masculinity and violence has robbed us of so much. men should be comfortable saying to other random men "cheers darling", or "thank you doll", or "nice one babe", but at BEST you'll just get a quick "thanks bud" instead
Any AC fans who can help me out? I completed AC on Gamecube, and then finished the story of AC2 on PS3. Do I go on to New Horizons next or Black Flag? Getting really confused about canon order
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Any AC fans who can help me out? I completed AC on Gamecube, and then finished the story of AC2 on PS3. Do I go on to New Horizons next or Black Flag? Getting really confused about canon order
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That (Hitting Windows + Shift + S Instead of PrtScrn))
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That (Hitting Windows + Shift + S Instead of PrtScrn))
I've been informed that my family used a rice cooker today for dinner and it caught fire
i was mostly joking with this post, i swear it wasn't my doing
i was mostly joking with this post, i swear it wasn't my doing
the culture war is a distraction from fighting the mega-rich, the war on Christmas is imagined, the fight on pineapple pizza is real but ultimately harmless. no, the battle in which i will fall is in the war on rice cookers
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I've been informed that my family used a rice cooker today for dinner and it caught fire
i was mostly joking with this post, i swear it wasn't my doing
i was mostly joking with this post, i swear it wasn't my doing
the culture war is a distraction from fighting the mega-rich, the war on Christmas is imagined, the fight on pineapple pizza is real but ultimately harmless. no, the battle in which i will fall is in the war on rice cookers
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
the culture war is a distraction from fighting the mega-rich, the war on Christmas is imagined, the fight on pineapple pizza is real but ultimately harmless. no, the battle in which i will fall is in the war on rice cookers
Reposted by Cory
this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
The human condition is the state of always wanting to try a bidet, but being too scared to ever actually do it
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The human condition is the state of always wanting to try a bidet, but being too scared to ever actually do it
bluesky not having animated gifs embed cons:
hard to share animations
videos don't play on my phone lately
limits communication options
pros:
you can click an artist's media tab to see their work instead of the same 3 "thank you" or laughing gif replies over and over
hard to share animations
videos don't play on my phone lately
limits communication options
pros:
you can click an artist's media tab to see their work instead of the same 3 "thank you" or laughing gif replies over and over
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
bluesky not having animated gifs embed cons:
hard to share animations
videos don't play on my phone lately
limits communication options
pros:
you can click an artist's media tab to see their work instead of the same 3 "thank you" or laughing gif replies over and over
hard to share animations
videos don't play on my phone lately
limits communication options
pros:
you can click an artist's media tab to see their work instead of the same 3 "thank you" or laughing gif replies over and over
There's not enough representation in media of people who actually like winter. Everywhere I go it's used as a metaphor for bad times and given as an excuse for people being miserable and lazy, meanwhile I'm thriving and wishing anyone else wanted to do anything
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 AM
There's not enough representation in media of people who actually like winter. Everywhere I go it's used as a metaphor for bad times and given as an excuse for people being miserable and lazy, meanwhile I'm thriving and wishing anyone else wanted to do anything
convinced there's a 2 week period where people aren't used to the new year yet and stores can get away with selling things with a "January 2025" expiration date again
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
convinced there's a 2 week period where people aren't used to the new year yet and stores can get away with selling things with a "January 2025" expiration date again
"What's your sign?"
"Positive"
"?"
"Oh, sorry. Yield to oncoming traffic"
"No, like, are you a libra, or a capricorn, or...?"
"Oh! Okay. No"
"...When were you born?"
"Hitler's birthday, the day of the Columbine shooting"
"Positive"
"?"
"Oh, sorry. Yield to oncoming traffic"
"No, like, are you a libra, or a capricorn, or...?"
"Oh! Okay. No"
"...When were you born?"
"Hitler's birthday, the day of the Columbine shooting"
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"What's your sign?"
"Positive"
"?"
"Oh, sorry. Yield to oncoming traffic"
"No, like, are you a libra, or a capricorn, or...?"
"Oh! Okay. No"
"...When were you born?"
"Hitler's birthday, the day of the Columbine shooting"
"Positive"
"?"
"Oh, sorry. Yield to oncoming traffic"
"No, like, are you a libra, or a capricorn, or...?"
"Oh! Okay. No"
"...When were you born?"
"Hitler's birthday, the day of the Columbine shooting"
Reasons to learn a second language:
- it's fun
- it keeps the brain active
- it deepens your understanding of how speech works generally
- you can say something mundane on your deathbed that nobody present will understand and for the rest of their years they'll live in wonder and regret over it
- it's fun
- it keeps the brain active
- it deepens your understanding of how speech works generally
- you can say something mundane on your deathbed that nobody present will understand and for the rest of their years they'll live in wonder and regret over it
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Reasons to learn a second language:
- it's fun
- it keeps the brain active
- it deepens your understanding of how speech works generally
- you can say something mundane on your deathbed that nobody present will understand and for the rest of their years they'll live in wonder and regret over it
- it's fun
- it keeps the brain active
- it deepens your understanding of how speech works generally
- you can say something mundane on your deathbed that nobody present will understand and for the rest of their years they'll live in wonder and regret over it
pro tip: recover from answering "enjoy your meal" with "you too" by handing the delivery driver half of your order
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
pro tip: recover from answering "enjoy your meal" with "you too" by handing the delivery driver half of your order
there's that classic thing that once comedians get big their jokes are all about hotels and airplanes. the internet version is people talking about emails. i haven't had an email I've needed to reply to in months, maybe years, it's all just marketing and confirming accounts
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
there's that classic thing that once comedians get big their jokes are all about hotels and airplanes. the internet version is people talking about emails. i haven't had an email I've needed to reply to in months, maybe years, it's all just marketing and confirming accounts
Reposted by Cory
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As a casual car guy it makes me deeply sad every time I hear a cool sounding name of a car, google it, and see exactly this shape, and learn that it's the size of your average McDonald's restaurant location, burns more fuel than France, and has almost the storage space of a 2001 Honda Civic
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
As a casual car guy it makes me deeply sad every time I hear a cool sounding name of a car, google it, and see exactly this shape, and learn that it's the size of your average McDonald's restaurant location, burns more fuel than France, and has almost the storage space of a 2001 Honda Civic
One of thousands of problems with AI is that you can opt out of ever using it yourself pretty easily, but you can't opt out of being exposed to it, or of having to deal with higher prices of computer parts because of it, or higher electricity costs, or...
The "benefit" is optional but not the cost
The "benefit" is optional but not the cost
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One of thousands of problems with AI is that you can opt out of ever using it yourself pretty easily, but you can't opt out of being exposed to it, or of having to deal with higher prices of computer parts because of it, or higher electricity costs, or...
The "benefit" is optional but not the cost
The "benefit" is optional but not the cost
"This could have been an email" except referring to short form videos of some guy talking
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"This could have been an email" except referring to short form videos of some guy talking
Been trying to learn crocheting. The hardest part so far is how every tutorial website has 30 ads, newsletter popups, cookie requests and book plugs per square centimetre, and my phone crashes before I can scroll past the 8 paragraph "why I started crocheting" preamble at the top
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Been trying to learn crocheting. The hardest part so far is how every tutorial website has 30 ads, newsletter popups, cookie requests and book plugs per square centimetre, and my phone crashes before I can scroll past the 8 paragraph "why I started crocheting" preamble at the top
Reposted by Cory
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
People taking off a hoodie and having their shirt come up with it to expose their torso are showing off, it's entirely avoidable and there's no excuse for it otherwise, I will die on this hill
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
People taking off a hoodie and having their shirt come up with it to expose their torso are showing off, it's entirely avoidable and there's no excuse for it otherwise, I will die on this hill
it's funny, i don't care much for 3D animation, but every time a studio tries to make it more like 2D through smearing, low framerate, less literal facial expressions, etc. i always think it looks way worse
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
it's funny, i don't care much for 3D animation, but every time a studio tries to make it more like 2D through smearing, low framerate, less literal facial expressions, etc. i always think it looks way worse
2025 recap:
- watched several people delete their spotify in protest
- spent more hours thinking about bridges burned by calling out toxic people on twitch than watching streams
- spent 30 days in a beautiful seaside city with my spouse
So in short lots of improvement all around :)
- watched several people delete their spotify in protest
- spent more hours thinking about bridges burned by calling out toxic people on twitch than watching streams
- spent 30 days in a beautiful seaside city with my spouse
So in short lots of improvement all around :)
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
2025 recap:
- watched several people delete their spotify in protest
- spent more hours thinking about bridges burned by calling out toxic people on twitch than watching streams
- spent 30 days in a beautiful seaside city with my spouse
So in short lots of improvement all around :)
- watched several people delete their spotify in protest
- spent more hours thinking about bridges burned by calling out toxic people on twitch than watching streams
- spent 30 days in a beautiful seaside city with my spouse
So in short lots of improvement all around :)
Reposted by Cory
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
those game companies that release a new game every year and won't let you buy the older ones drive me insane
i don't have a top of the line PC so I'm just not allowed to play anything Forza legally :/ well their loss i guess
i don't have a top of the line PC so I'm just not allowed to play anything Forza legally :/ well their loss i guess
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
those game companies that release a new game every year and won't let you buy the older ones drive me insane
i don't have a top of the line PC so I'm just not allowed to play anything Forza legally :/ well their loss i guess
i don't have a top of the line PC so I'm just not allowed to play anything Forza legally :/ well their loss i guess