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Wisdom and advice from the Corwood catalog.
I want to bend the world
to my birthday
I’m not done yet
The best part’s to come

0790:2:6
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Decide for yourself
just what is God
And love, love is the only way
Love, love is the only way

0742:11:11
August 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey, there’s nothing you lack
Except a big red sack
To put your head in
And leave it there
For centuries to spit on

0761:6:10
July 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was scrubbing a knife
It slipped and cut my finger
I had to let it bleed all over

0826:5:11
June 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Making others happy
is such a part of you
You’re always kind and thoughtful
in everything you do
That’s why this special message
comes with love to say
Thanks for being you, Mom,
and happy Mother’s Day

0750:11:1
May 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Weird death monsters approached

0748:12:33
April 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Crestfallen and
Broken breast I
Feel a full shadow, I
See a spur digging
Snails on the rocks
And it's low tide and
There's diamonds in the ocean

0740:2:1
March 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nobody here's like me
I'm in a different world
I'm an alien
To where I am
I can't lay down
On the light blue plastic mat
That's on the metal bed

0804:5:17
March 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What is this
The cavalcade of misery

0740:3:40
March 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom

0764:11:1
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Worst I had to tell you was I followed you here

0753:10:53

@jandektales.bsky.social
@corwoodindustries.bsky.social
@corwood.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Here’s looking at you kid
You got the German measles

0743:6:1
March 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s February
Hello

0766:1:2
February 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think now I’m really ready
I’m ready for the house

0767:2:196
February 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I work inside my cabinet
Filled with hundred dollar bills

0750:12:13
February 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Crack a face made of ice

0759:5:14
January 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The answer is no
I’m sorry no
I don’t want it
I don’t want it
I’ve got my eyes closed

0784:7:1
January 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Aiming for the dankness

0785:9:13
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I won’t give an inch to you,
you rotten thing
I won’t fall in your hole

0787:5:63
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I’m making the future now, now, now, now

0789:4:14
November 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by Corwood Tonight
Well it’s my birthday
and I’m here to stay
I’m not going back
to any other year

0790:2:1
October 26, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I'm tripping over time and place
One stumble leads to another
And they no longer break my bones

0772:5:6
October 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
If I can be free,
you won’t see me
In a million years
with a bag of tears

0760:7:5
September 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
What do I have
A soundtrack, a video screen
A vision
A way to comply
I don’t give anything

0785:7:14
September 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
You call me out
From this cave
And now I fall out
Into my grave

0744:6:1
July 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM