Corwood Tonight
@corwoodtonight.bsky.social
Wisdom and advice from the Corwood catalog.
I want to bend the world
to my birthday
I’m not done yet
The best part’s to come
0790:2:6
to my birthday
I’m not done yet
The best part’s to come
0790:2:6
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I want to bend the world
to my birthday
I’m not done yet
The best part’s to come
0790:2:6
to my birthday
I’m not done yet
The best part’s to come
0790:2:6
Decide for yourself
just what is God
And love, love is the only way
Love, love is the only way
0742:11:11
just what is God
And love, love is the only way
Love, love is the only way
0742:11:11
August 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Decide for yourself
just what is God
And love, love is the only way
Love, love is the only way
0742:11:11
just what is God
And love, love is the only way
Love, love is the only way
0742:11:11
Hey, there’s nothing you lack
Except a big red sack
To put your head in
And leave it there
For centuries to spit on
0761:6:10
Except a big red sack
To put your head in
And leave it there
For centuries to spit on
0761:6:10
July 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hey, there’s nothing you lack
Except a big red sack
To put your head in
And leave it there
For centuries to spit on
0761:6:10
Except a big red sack
To put your head in
And leave it there
For centuries to spit on
0761:6:10
I was scrubbing a knife
It slipped and cut my finger
I had to let it bleed all over
0826:5:11
It slipped and cut my finger
I had to let it bleed all over
0826:5:11
June 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was scrubbing a knife
It slipped and cut my finger
I had to let it bleed all over
0826:5:11
It slipped and cut my finger
I had to let it bleed all over
0826:5:11
Making others happy
is such a part of you
You’re always kind and thoughtful
in everything you do
That’s why this special message
comes with love to say
Thanks for being you, Mom,
and happy Mother’s Day
0750:11:1
is such a part of you
You’re always kind and thoughtful
in everything you do
That’s why this special message
comes with love to say
Thanks for being you, Mom,
and happy Mother’s Day
0750:11:1
May 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Making others happy
is such a part of you
You’re always kind and thoughtful
in everything you do
That’s why this special message
comes with love to say
Thanks for being you, Mom,
and happy Mother’s Day
0750:11:1
is such a part of you
You’re always kind and thoughtful
in everything you do
That’s why this special message
comes with love to say
Thanks for being you, Mom,
and happy Mother’s Day
0750:11:1
Weird death monsters approached
0748:12:33
0748:12:33
April 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Weird death monsters approached
0748:12:33
0748:12:33
Crestfallen and
Broken breast I
Feel a full shadow, I
See a spur digging
Snails on the rocks
And it's low tide and
There's diamonds in the ocean
0740:2:1
Broken breast I
Feel a full shadow, I
See a spur digging
Snails on the rocks
And it's low tide and
There's diamonds in the ocean
0740:2:1
March 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Crestfallen and
Broken breast I
Feel a full shadow, I
See a spur digging
Snails on the rocks
And it's low tide and
There's diamonds in the ocean
0740:2:1
Broken breast I
Feel a full shadow, I
See a spur digging
Snails on the rocks
And it's low tide and
There's diamonds in the ocean
0740:2:1
Nobody here's like me
I'm in a different world
I'm an alien
To where I am
I can't lay down
On the light blue plastic mat
That's on the metal bed
0804:5:17
I'm in a different world
I'm an alien
To where I am
I can't lay down
On the light blue plastic mat
That's on the metal bed
0804:5:17
March 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Nobody here's like me
I'm in a different world
I'm an alien
To where I am
I can't lay down
On the light blue plastic mat
That's on the metal bed
0804:5:17
I'm in a different world
I'm an alien
To where I am
I can't lay down
On the light blue plastic mat
That's on the metal bed
0804:5:17
What is this
The cavalcade of misery
0740:3:40
The cavalcade of misery
0740:3:40
March 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What is this
The cavalcade of misery
0740:3:40
The cavalcade of misery
0740:3:40
Doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
0764:11:1
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
0764:11:1
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
0764:11:1
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
Pending doom
0764:11:1
Worst I had to tell you was I followed you here
0753:10:53
@jandektales.bsky.social
@corwoodindustries.bsky.social
@corwood.bsky.social
0753:10:53
@jandektales.bsky.social
@corwoodindustries.bsky.social
@corwood.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Worst I had to tell you was I followed you here
0753:10:53
@jandektales.bsky.social
@corwoodindustries.bsky.social
@corwood.bsky.social
0753:10:53
@jandektales.bsky.social
@corwoodindustries.bsky.social
@corwood.bsky.social
Here’s looking at you kid
You got the German measles
0743:6:1
You got the German measles
0743:6:1
March 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Here’s looking at you kid
You got the German measles
0743:6:1
You got the German measles
0743:6:1
It’s February
Hello
0766:1:2
Hello
0766:1:2
February 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s February
Hello
0766:1:2
Hello
0766:1:2
I think now I’m really ready
I’m ready for the house
0767:2:196
I’m ready for the house
0767:2:196
February 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think now I’m really ready
I’m ready for the house
0767:2:196
I’m ready for the house
0767:2:196
I work inside my cabinet
Filled with hundred dollar bills
0750:12:13
Filled with hundred dollar bills
0750:12:13
February 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I work inside my cabinet
Filled with hundred dollar bills
0750:12:13
Filled with hundred dollar bills
0750:12:13
Crack a face made of ice
0759:5:14
0759:5:14
January 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Crack a face made of ice
0759:5:14
0759:5:14
The answer is no
I’m sorry no
I don’t want it
I don’t want it
I’ve got my eyes closed
0784:7:1
I’m sorry no
I don’t want it
I don’t want it
I’ve got my eyes closed
0784:7:1
January 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The answer is no
I’m sorry no
I don’t want it
I don’t want it
I’ve got my eyes closed
0784:7:1
I’m sorry no
I don’t want it
I don’t want it
I’ve got my eyes closed
0784:7:1
Aiming for the dankness
0785:9:13
0785:9:13
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Aiming for the dankness
0785:9:13
0785:9:13
I won’t give an inch to you,
you rotten thing
I won’t fall in your hole
0787:5:63
you rotten thing
I won’t fall in your hole
0787:5:63
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I won’t give an inch to you,
you rotten thing
I won’t fall in your hole
0787:5:63
you rotten thing
I won’t fall in your hole
0787:5:63
I’m making the future now, now, now, now
0789:4:14
0789:4:14
November 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I’m making the future now, now, now, now
0789:4:14
0789:4:14
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Well it’s my birthday
and I’m here to stay
I’m not going back
to any other year
0790:2:1
and I’m here to stay
I’m not going back
to any other year
0790:2:1
October 26, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Well it’s my birthday
and I’m here to stay
I’m not going back
to any other year
0790:2:1
and I’m here to stay
I’m not going back
to any other year
0790:2:1
I'm tripping over time and place
One stumble leads to another
And they no longer break my bones
0772:5:6
One stumble leads to another
And they no longer break my bones
0772:5:6
October 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I'm tripping over time and place
One stumble leads to another
And they no longer break my bones
0772:5:6
One stumble leads to another
And they no longer break my bones
0772:5:6
If I can be free,
you won’t see me
In a million years
with a bag of tears
0760:7:5
you won’t see me
In a million years
with a bag of tears
0760:7:5
September 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
If I can be free,
you won’t see me
In a million years
with a bag of tears
0760:7:5
you won’t see me
In a million years
with a bag of tears
0760:7:5
What do I have
A soundtrack, a video screen
A vision
A way to comply
I don’t give anything
0785:7:14
A soundtrack, a video screen
A vision
A way to comply
I don’t give anything
0785:7:14
September 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
What do I have
A soundtrack, a video screen
A vision
A way to comply
I don’t give anything
0785:7:14
A soundtrack, a video screen
A vision
A way to comply
I don’t give anything
0785:7:14
You call me out
From this cave
And now I fall out
Into my grave
0744:6:1
From this cave
And now I fall out
Into my grave
0744:6:1
July 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
You call me out
From this cave
And now I fall out
Into my grave
0744:6:1
From this cave
And now I fall out
Into my grave
0744:6:1