Baldur's Gatekeeper
@corvus257.bsky.social
I'm jolly coded rn, I'm merrypilled, I'm a certified cheercel, I'm presentmoding
December 25, 2023 at 1:43 AM
I'm jolly coded rn, I'm merrypilled, I'm a certified cheercel, I'm presentmoding
Coming up with a banger post and pending the next 3 hours making sure it's historically accurate and stands up to academic rigor
November 27, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Coming up with a banger post and pending the next 3 hours making sure it's historically accurate and stands up to academic rigor
Orchestrating an intricate string of petty misfortunes to befall YOU specifically
October 7, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Orchestrating an intricate string of petty misfortunes to befall YOU specifically
15 minute cities, but in the speedrunning sense
October 6, 2023 at 11:57 PM
15 minute cities, but in the speedrunning sense
Doxxing your ass on wizard twitter, sending curse threats to your seeing stone
October 4, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Doxxing your ass on wizard twitter, sending curse threats to your seeing stone
The haters (HMRC) just can't stand to see me prosper (I had to pay my taxes)
October 2, 2023 at 6:57 PM
The haters (HMRC) just can't stand to see me prosper (I had to pay my taxes)
Every time I hear a complaint about 15 minute cities I'm taking a second off, see how you fucking like 4 minute 37 second cities
October 1, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Every time I hear a complaint about 15 minute cities I'm taking a second off, see how you fucking like 4 minute 37 second cities
Can yall stop killing them with kindness? I'm getting kind of sick of having to ressurect them with cruelty
September 30, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Can yall stop killing them with kindness? I'm getting kind of sick of having to ressurect them with cruelty
Train is the comrades mode of transportation? Wrong. Comically long tandem bicycle.
September 30, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Train is the comrades mode of transportation? Wrong. Comically long tandem bicycle.
Smoking on that shit emitted from reactor no. 4 of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, immediately mutating in ways previously unknown to mortal man
September 30, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Smoking on that shit emitted from reactor no. 4 of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, immediately mutating in ways previously unknown to mortal man
Mum said it's MY turn on the mandate of heaven
September 30, 2023 at 11:10 AM
Mum said it's MY turn on the mandate of heaven
Reposted by Baldur's Gatekeeper
cranking my shit industrial style by first retrieving an intricate system of pulleys and gears
September 30, 2023 at 11:01 AM
cranking my shit industrial style by first retrieving an intricate system of pulleys and gears
Being sent to the ICU after reaching critical levels of "we're back"
September 30, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Being sent to the ICU after reaching critical levels of "we're back"