Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
@cortisolcoffee.bsky.social
She/ Her | A (not so) Great Scot! 🏴 | I’m too stressed and love coffee too much! ☕️ | 30s | avid fic writer and reader | No Minors 🔞, ye shall be banished | Shadonic 🖤💙| RoyEd 🔥🦾
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/CortisolandCoffeeB
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/CortisolandCoffeeB
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Hey peeps! Anyone in the mood for some #toxic #RoyEd? Because I have a meal here for you!
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Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
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Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
Monday update time folks! Day Two of Roy’s journey, time to meet some of the awesome peeps taking care of him 💛
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#RoyEd #FMA #ONCEverse
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
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#RoyEd #FMA #ONCEverse
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
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January 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Monday update time folks! Day Two of Roy’s journey, time to meet some of the awesome peeps taking care of him 💛
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#RoyEd #FMA #ONCEverse
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
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#RoyEd #FMA #ONCEverse
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
Hey peeps! Anyone in the mood for some #toxic #RoyEd? Because I have a meal here for you!
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
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Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hey peeps! Anyone in the mood for some #toxic #RoyEd? Because I have a meal here for you!
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
Hey peeps! Anyone in the mood for some #toxic #RoyEd? Because I have a meal here for you!
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hey peeps! Anyone in the mood for some #toxic #RoyEd? Because I have a meal here for you!
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
18+ONLY
Fabulous art by the amazing @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social Holy crackers is this woman talented 😍 thank you darlin 💛
There is no resolution. This is #AllThatRemains
archiveofourown.org/works/77341226
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
thank you all so much for such a lovely 2025! i started writing after a 4-5 year break back in may/june and i'm so happy to have been able to write so much last year & met so many amazing beings because of it.
i hope to write even more sappy schmoopy royed this year. 💙❤️
i hope to write even more sappy schmoopy royed this year. 💙❤️
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
thank you all so much for such a lovely 2025! i started writing after a 4-5 year break back in may/june and i'm so happy to have been able to write so much last year & met so many amazing beings because of it.
i hope to write even more sappy schmoopy royed this year. 💙❤️
i hope to write even more sappy schmoopy royed this year. 💙❤️
Hi all! Day One of Eyes That Know Me is now live! Check out the #ONCEverse from Roy’s PoV. There be chuckles today
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Cover art by the always wonderful @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
#RoyEd #FMA
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
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Cover art by the always wonderful @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
#RoyEd #FMA
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Hi all! Day One of Eyes That Know Me is now live! Check out the #ONCEverse from Roy’s PoV. There be chuckles today
18+ONLY
Cover art by the always wonderful @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
#RoyEd #FMA
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
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Cover art by the always wonderful @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
#RoyEd #FMA
archiveofourown.org/works/766704...
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
Hey there #RoyEd fans! How’s about a little preview of #OnceVerse part two? 🤭 y’all have been so patient.
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And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
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And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hey there #RoyEd fans! How’s about a little preview of #OnceVerse part two? 🤭 y’all have been so patient.
18+ ONLY!
And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
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And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
Hey there #RoyEd fans! How’s about a little preview of #OnceVerse part two? 🤭 y’all have been so patient.
18+ ONLY!
And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
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And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hey there #RoyEd fans! How’s about a little preview of #OnceVerse part two? 🤭 y’all have been so patient.
18+ ONLY!
And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
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And if you haven’t read part one yet, here’s the link: archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #bl
All the 8s! Once again, I can’t thank you enough #RoyEd gang 🥹 y’all are amazing! Part two is coming, it’s just on pause while my bathroom gets the remodel it deserves! Come and play if you haven’t read yet!
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #smut #bl
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #smut #bl
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
All the 8s! Once again, I can’t thank you enough #RoyEd gang 🥹 y’all are amazing! Part two is coming, it’s just on pause while my bathroom gets the remodel it deserves! Come and play if you haven’t read yet!
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #smut #bl
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
#FMA #smut #bl
I must say, there’s nothing quite so heartwarming as getting such beautiful art gifted to you by one of your favourite artists 🥹💛 based on a WIP and lovingly created by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
I can’t thank you enough, darling! 😘
#RoyEd #FMA #Realism #Erotic
I can’t thank you enough, darling! 😘
#RoyEd #FMA #Realism #Erotic
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I must say, there’s nothing quite so heartwarming as getting such beautiful art gifted to you by one of your favourite artists 🥹💛 based on a WIP and lovingly created by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
I can’t thank you enough, darling! 😘
#RoyEd #FMA #Realism #Erotic
I can’t thank you enough, darling! 😘
#RoyEd #FMA #Realism #Erotic
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
꒰ plan pocky ꒱
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/74064271
teen & up, 2.8k+, post-canon, meddling alphonse elric, lunch date, the pocky game, first kiss, getting together, fluff
happy pocky day :3c
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/74064271
teen & up, 2.8k+, post-canon, meddling alphonse elric, lunch date, the pocky game, first kiss, getting together, fluff
happy pocky day :3c
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
plan pocky - pinknephthea - Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
꒰ plan pocky ꒱
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/74064271
teen & up, 2.8k+, post-canon, meddling alphonse elric, lunch date, the pocky game, first kiss, getting together, fluff
happy pocky day :3c
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/74064271
teen & up, 2.8k+, post-canon, meddling alphonse elric, lunch date, the pocky game, first kiss, getting together, fluff
happy pocky day :3c
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
Yo! 🥹 you guys are the freakin’ best! I’m overwhelmed by how much love my wee #RoyEd fic has gotten! Part two is in the works! Stay tuned you wonderful peeps!
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yo! 🥹 you guys are the freakin’ best! I’m overwhelmed by how much love my wee #RoyEd fic has gotten! Part two is in the works! Stay tuned you wonderful peeps!
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
Yo! 🥹 you guys are the freakin’ best! I’m overwhelmed by how much love my wee #RoyEd fic has gotten! Part two is in the works! Stay tuned you wonderful peeps!
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yo! 🥹 you guys are the freakin’ best! I’m overwhelmed by how much love my wee #RoyEd fic has gotten! Part two is in the works! Stay tuned you wonderful peeps!
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
18+ ONLY!
Cover art by @sseunana (Twitter) & chap.7 art by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
I love all the comments and kudos I’ve been getting about The Stables, but I’m thinking about the comment that went like “I thought the first chapter was the whole fic and realized THERE’S MORE?!”
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I love all the comments and kudos I’ve been getting about The Stables, but I’m thinking about the comment that went like “I thought the first chapter was the whole fic and realized THERE’S MORE?!”
It’s been a whole week since Falling (not so) Slowly was completed! If you haven’t read it, #RoyEd fans, then you totally should! Because, included is this super hot and gorgeous piece by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social 💛
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It’s been a whole week since Falling (not so) Slowly was completed! If you haven’t read it, #RoyEd fans, then you totally should! Because, included is this super hot and gorgeous piece by @deafbunnygirl.bsky.social 💛
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
Awww they have each other’s back
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Awww they have each other’s back
#HankMoody may have whisky, weed and Warren Zevon whenever he finishes a project, but this cat has cigarettes, Côtes du Rhône and Creedence Clearwater Revival #writerslife #finishedthedamnproject
October 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
#HankMoody may have whisky, weed and Warren Zevon whenever he finishes a project, but this cat has cigarettes, Côtes du Rhône and Creedence Clearwater Revival #writerslife #finishedthedamnproject
Good morning #RoyEd fans! I'm super happy to say that Falling (not so) Slowly has been updated and is now finished! And, as a treat, now contains cover art by the fabulous @sseunana (on Twitter) who I can't recommend enough 💛
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Good morning #RoyEd fans! I'm super happy to say that Falling (not so) Slowly has been updated and is now finished! And, as a treat, now contains cover art by the fabulous @sseunana (on Twitter) who I can't recommend enough 💛
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
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archiveofourown.org/works/709677...
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
꒰ i won't stop until i make you mine ꒱
explicit, 5.5k+, for kinktober 2025 day 14: omegaverse (& a dash of possessive sex)
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/72504196
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
explicit, 5.5k+, for kinktober 2025 day 14: omegaverse (& a dash of possessive sex)
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/72504196
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
i won't stop until i make you mine - pinknephthea - Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
꒰ i won't stop until i make you mine ꒱
explicit, 5.5k+, for kinktober 2025 day 14: omegaverse (& a dash of possessive sex)
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/72504196
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
explicit, 5.5k+, for kinktober 2025 day 14: omegaverse (& a dash of possessive sex)
♡ archiveofourown.org/works/72504196
💙 #royed #ロイエド #fma ❤️
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
happy serotonin mail delivery today aaa \o/
thank you so so much @aiphelix.bsky.social the boys look even more gorgeous in person i will stare lovingly at them every day 💙❤️
thank you so so much @aiphelix.bsky.social the boys look even more gorgeous in person i will stare lovingly at them every day 💙❤️
October 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
happy serotonin mail delivery today aaa \o/
thank you so so much @aiphelix.bsky.social the boys look even more gorgeous in person i will stare lovingly at them every day 💙❤️
thank you so so much @aiphelix.bsky.social the boys look even more gorgeous in person i will stare lovingly at them every day 💙❤️
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
新刊表紙。デートの夢なのでタピオカもあり。
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
新刊表紙。デートの夢なのでタピオカもあり。
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
Reposted by Cortisol&CoffeeBeans
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM