Correian
correian.bsky.social
Correian
@correian.bsky.social
Splatoon 3 Sword/Flex Player | Coach for The Cafeteria | https://www.twitch.tv/correian07
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7k wins on V-Squeezer
I haven’t played a game since early august it’s honestly been very nice touching grass
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This has become such a common occurrence that the owner of the restaurant has started sitting down with me and my dad and we talk about how annoying these people are lmao
If you go to a mexican restaurant and request that they turn on Fox news at the bar then I genuinely wish nothing but the worst for you
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you go to a mexican restaurant and request that they turn on Fox news at the bar then I genuinely wish nothing but the worst for you
August 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Unfortunately, my dog Fifa passed away this past Sunday night. He would’ve turned 17 on the 25th, so he lived a long and good life, but it still hurts that he’s gone
August 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Random thought but I hate when people vod review when they lost badly and chalk everything up to being “mech diffed” and act like there’s nothing to learn from it
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Now that the weather hasn’t been completely miserable lately I’ve been touching a lot of grass it’s been very nice
August 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
remember to blink
August 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The maps I’m referring to are like mahi, crableg, hammerhead, wahoo, mincemeat, brinewater, lemuria, haggle, bluefin, and maybe a few others. A lot of maps feel bad for AOE weaps like sblast and bucket to move through and rapid’s longer range and extra sustain with cooler feels so nice
August 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think I didn’t like double cooler with rapid because it felt like you still had to anchor too much so you couldn’t abuse how oppressive the weap is when it has cooler, but playing it as a midline with pen/edit on certain maps feels insanely strong. I’d probably run mint+dualie as the other two
August 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Also same for edit. I’d like for it to get its paint back but that gun is also criminally ink efficient so I’d rather it paint again but have worse ink efficiency
August 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t wanna nerf mini’s paint because paint keeps getting nerfed on a lot of weapons and it makes low paint midlines start to feel shit to play. I think mini could def use an ink efficiency nerf so it can’t contest zone as long but I’d like moving around the map to still feel good
August 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Also people have been bringing this up as a reason JP is better than the west which I don’t get at all😭. Experimenting is cool and it could help find good meta calls to give you an edge over common picks but that only matters if the field is even so it should be really low on the priority list lol
August 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yeah honestly +1 does a good amount of experimenting. I think my main gripe though is that probably since it’s primarily pickups, a lot of the stuff tested falls flat because there isn’t really a “vision” with what they’re doing but that’s most likely a pickup issue (ML experiments a lot)
August 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I honestly don’t know what to do with clams like I agree with you but idk how that’d be implemented
August 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A lot of people disagreed with grey saying to remove +2 and +3 but I honestly agree. Those servers are usually dead anyways and they just end up creating huge egos that do more harm than good
August 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
And yeah I agree it should move faster on points you’ve already gotten so breaking checkpoints aren’t the only thing making the tower move “faster”
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
True. Honestly the only thing I’d change is make the tower move WAY faster when you have control of it on your half of the map. It’d be a bad map anyways, but if you’ve played wahoo TC it’s just so horrible if one team pushes close to KO because it feels impossible to get the tower back to mid lol
August 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yeah true. TC gets hurt a lot by map design but I think the mode in general is good. However I also think if TC only was more common I think some of the borderline maps could become more competitive and smooth when optimized in the same way a lot of zones maps have
August 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Mandated norishio vod reviews even if you don’t play stamper
August 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Zones only with the occasional TC only tourney is the way to go
August 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
idk the people just like ballpoint I guess
August 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
triple v shot vs zimi jr mint who will win
August 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The west doesn’t play too slow but they do play too safe
August 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ballpoint
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why did we always call getting stuck on pencil “pencil jail” and not “pen island”
August 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM