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Corporate Zombie Survival Guide
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Strategies for creatives trapped in the 9‑to‑5 apocalypse. Tips, humor, and hacks to outwit corporate undead culture and keep your brain (and sanity) intact.
Most organizations can answer “how” and “when.”
Only the living still ask why.
Nicholas Tana’s new Corporate Zombie Survival Guide reveals how curiosity is the final stand against automation—and the key to staying human.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Corporate silos, confusion, and endless document searches—classic signs of the Corporate Zombie.
Nicholas Tana’s latest article shows how Knowledge Management can restore consciousness and collaboration before your business goes fully undead.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Experience required.”
In the modern job market apocalypse, that line’s a death sentence.
Nicholas Tana’s latest post shows how survivors create opportunity instead of waiting for rescue.
#CareerSurvival #CorporateZombie
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sat down with @monstercomplex about why today’s workplace feels like a zombie apocalypse — and how the Corporate Zombie Survival Guide can help you stay human.
Creativity > conformity.
Read the full interview: www.monstercomplex.com/blog/monster...
#CorporateZombieSurvival #WorkCulture #StayHuman
Monsters vs Business: Nicholas Tana talks ‘Corporate Zombie Survival Guide’ — Monster Complex ™
Nicholas Tana shares what inspired him to combine zombies with business, why his teaching is a website AND a podcast AND an upcoming book, plus how much this is not a joke.
www.monstercomplex.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Empathy is humanity’s ultimate survival skill. 💀
In a world overrun by corporate zombies, compassion is what keeps us human.
🧠 Read Nicholas Tana’s latest at CorporateZombieSurvival.com
#Empathy #Leadership #SurvivalGuide
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In the corporate apocalypse, consumption is the real contagion. When businesses and consumers confuse wants with needs, the system collapses. Learn how to survive by choosing meaning over more.
#CorporateZombieSurvival #ConsumptionContagion
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
In today’s corporate wasteland, stillness is surrender. The survivors? Those who never stop moving, learning, and adapting.
🧟♂️ Read “Never Stop Moving” at corporatezombiesurvival.com
#CorporateZombieSurvival #CareerGrowth #WorkplaceSurvival
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Growth obsession is the virus of the corporate apocalypse. The real survivors? Companies like Patagonia & Trader Joe’s that resist infection. corporatezombiesurvival.com/how-the-need...
#BusinessStrategy #SustainableGrowth #MissionDriven #WorkplaceCulture #Patagonia #TraderJoes #Lush
September 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Not every CEO is a leader. Some are warlords. 🧟
Charm as armor. Fear as a weapon. Loyalty as disposable.
Here’s how to spot—and survive—a sociopathic CEO.
corporatezombiesurvival.com/how-to-work-...
September 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
HR = the Quarantine Watch.
Their mission: protect the company, not you. Survivors know better than to mistake them for allies.
🧟 Read here: corporatezombiesurvival.com/why-hr-may-f...
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Retirement can feel like the final victory… until the Inflation Zombie and the loss of purpose start creeping in.
Learn how to fight back and thrive in your next chapter!
corporatezombiesurvival.com/graveyard-re...
August 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Numb mind, closed heart, crushed creativity—corporate zombism is real, and it’s spreading. Learn how to spot it in yourself and reclaim your humanity:
corporatezombiesurvival.com/how-to-tell-...
August 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This weekend, I’m logging out of work brain. 🧠➡️🌄
Because the only way to really have work-life balance is to actually live your life when you’re not at work. Who’s with me?
August 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Not every corporate zombie sprints. Some creep, stall progress, and quietly rot innovation from within. Learn how to identify and revive these “Sleepers” before they derail your team:
corporatezombiesurvival.com/sleepers-the...
Sleepers: The Creeping Threat of Corporate Apathy
Not all zombies sprint. Before the rage-fueled hordes came the slow, shuffling undead—The Creeping threat of Corporate Apathy!
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August 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The coffee’s cold, the deadlines are undead, and HR just sent another “team-building” invite… 🧟‍♀️
Survive the modern workplace with The Corporate Zombie Survival Newsletter on Substack.
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Corporate Zombie Survival | Substack
Your guide to the corporate apocalypse. As a creative, I've survived the apathetic "Sleepers" and reckless "Berserkers." Here, I'll share the strategies, insights, and dark humor you need to thrive wi...
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August 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
💀 The deadliest corporate zombies don’t bite—they delay.

Our next blog post unpacks Corporate “Sleepers”: the change-resistant, innovation-draining figures who quietly corrode organizations from within.

Stay tuned. Mon @ 8am
#CorporateZombie #WorkplaceCulture #Leadership #Innovation
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August 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM