CorpseLance
corpselance.bsky.social
CorpseLance
@corpselance.bsky.social
She/her/they || Animal lover || lvl 39 || Demisexual lesbian🌈 || ADHD || BG3 || Gamer 🎮|| TTRPG🎲 || Anime
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
-Professor Ozpin, RWBY Volume 7, Chapter 13
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Me as a child: Climbs trees, somersaults off the couch, rides my bike over makeshift ramps.

Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Maybe the universe gives the clingiest cats to the people who never felt like anyone's first choice."
Oof
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Call me radical, but I think everybody should be able to afford rent AND spaghetti 🍝
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Gotta plant the cars the previous fall if you want this year to have a bumper crop.
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I am sending every positive vibe, every ounce of heart filled love I have right now. Dolly Parton is a national treasure. We need Dolly in this world more than ever. 🩷🩷🦋🦋
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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First time traveling business class on an international flight and 1.Travel this way is a completely different experience than normal and 2. Nobody is having fun in this cabin like I am and they should get on my level.
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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🏆| “The Tortured Poets Department” by Taylor Swift surpassed 8.6 BILLION Spotify Streams!
September 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow.

This is an important victory for free speech.

Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself.

Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Remembering the late great GENE WILDER - who left us 9yrs ago today.
August 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 4:46 PM
August 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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🚨| Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" billboard on Time Square
August 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
August 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Before you ask me for advice, you should know that I just realized that the word passport comes from a document that lets you pass through a port.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"There are moments that the words don't reach
There is a grace too powerful to name
We push away what we can never understand
We push away the unimaginable"
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Sending a joke along with an Instagram reel is a nice little challenge because it has to be a joke that is cryptic and only becomes funny once they watch the reel.
August 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Oh to be a Puddle Slime with a Rubber Ducky... 🦆 These nifty toys help reduce slime agitation, while acting like an emotional support toy for the very shy Puddle Slimes! 😊
July 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The collection is complete!! ❤️
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM