cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium (for Elderly Gays 40+)
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
Gee-rated friendship films about man's humanity towards man
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cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium (for Elderly Gays 40+)
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Seems fitting that our first video be this holiday message that's been pinned to our x for a year and is one of our most watched and least liked videos. We think it's funny and that's all that counts maybe 8===@~~~ (_(_
Fuck foreplay, just spit on it
February 18, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Fuck foreplay, just spit on it
Bubba taking it up the keister
February 18, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Bubba taking it up the keister
Don fucked me for the first time in a minute today. Stretched me out good. Jerking off thinking about it now, watching some old porn - R
February 17, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Don fucked me for the first time in a minute today. Stretched me out good. Jerking off thinking about it now, watching some old porn - R
"Gymnopénis" from "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to". Indulge in the rapturous symphony of Satie and gooning, preferably as a prelude to #debussyfisting
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"Gymnopénis" from "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to". Indulge in the rapturous symphony of Satie and gooning, preferably as a prelude to #debussyfisting
We graduated magnum cum loade with the help of "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to" for late night cramming sessions
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
We graduated magnum cum loade with the help of "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to" for late night cramming sessions
This cumshot rules.
From award-winning sex documentary "Lucky Bubba", part of the Criterion Collection's "After Dark [But Not Too Awful Late]" series available at the nearest Blockbuster Video
From award-winning sex documentary "Lucky Bubba", part of the Criterion Collection's "After Dark [But Not Too Awful Late]" series available at the nearest Blockbuster Video
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This cumshot rules.
From award-winning sex documentary "Lucky Bubba", part of the Criterion Collection's "After Dark [But Not Too Awful Late]" series available at the nearest Blockbuster Video
From award-winning sex documentary "Lucky Bubba", part of the Criterion Collection's "After Dark [But Not Too Awful Late]" series available at the nearest Blockbuster Video
Did we tell you that this was the top amateur gay video on the #3 porn site in May 2023? Yes? Oh okay then #werekindofabigdeal
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Did we tell you that this was the top amateur gay video on the #3 porn site in May 2023? Yes? Oh okay then #werekindofabigdeal
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February 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Multitasking
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Multitasking
"Helping Hand" - Orgasm raffle! Tickets cost one boner* each. If we draw your number you win a DIY orgasm kit (just add elbow grease). Winners will be sent a notification boner
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"Helping Hand" - Orgasm raffle! Tickets cost one boner* each. If we draw your number you win a DIY orgasm kit (just add elbow grease). Winners will be sent a notification boner
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
We like to hide subliminal messages in our sex documentaries. If you play the slowmo cumshot videos backwards, the "cum thunder" is a recipe for ham
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
We like to hide subliminal messages in our sex documentaries. If you play the slowmo cumshot videos backwards, the "cum thunder" is a recipe for ham
Ever put a man's erection in your mouth and suck on and lick it? Sounds crazy but you seem like someone who would be into it #tryeverythingonce #twiceifitsanal
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Ever put a man's erection in your mouth and suck on and lick it? Sounds crazy but you seem like someone who would be into it #tryeverythingonce #twiceifitsanal
cornfedMTdads Season 2 promo. If you're asking, "Was Season 1 just reposting the same random videos when you're horny?", never lose that inquisitive spirit, you'll need it again
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
cornfedMTdads Season 2 promo. If you're asking, "Was Season 1 just reposting the same random videos when you're horny?", never lose that inquisitive spirit, you'll need it again
We triple dong dare you to get a boner to this.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
We triple dong dare you to get a boner to this.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
When you're single and ready to flamingle
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
When you're single and ready to flamingle
"Blueballs 2: Electric Blueballoo"
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
"Blueballs 2: Electric Blueballoo"
:p
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
:p
Warning Unbalanced Load
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Warning Unbalanced Load
8==© 0}:
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
8==© 0}:
:P
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
:P
Hawg Dawg
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Hawg Dawg
"The hot air balloon pajamas stay on." 🍩🐩
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"The hot air balloon pajamas stay on." 🍩🐩
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you've never been so nuts about a guy
you wanna laugh, you wanna cry
you wanna laugh, you wanna cry
January 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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