just back to flex that my @ is literally cornelia street

does anyone want to help me with the lobotomy xx

the best feature of this app by far is feeds. i have forever wanted to be able to have different home screens for different friend groups and now i can just make those myself

wait guys why do men have nipples

i had a dream my dad had been following me on twitter for years so maybe its best i move everything over here just as a precaution

hi i guess or whatever

forgot i had an account on this website but at least my @ is literally cornelia street

me logging onto this app and forgetting how to be funny